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Oh my god I am/was one of the people who'd get written about in one of these threads. I... there... but... Is there a smiley for "I would give my left arm to go back in time five to ten years, slap the poo poo out of myself and my parents, and drag my rear end kicking and screaming to a psychiatrist"? Or how about one for "Holy poo poo, I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere now and am poor as poo poo. Am I supposed to hitchhike my rear end to a shrink's office Edit unrelated to my apparent psychotic tomato in the mirror moment: I feel like I should tell the story of Researcher Sam, just to make myself feel better by comparison. Would that be lovely of me? girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Jan 26, 2012 |
# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 10:04 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:26 |
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Khazar-khum posted:if they are very lucky they find someone who genuinely cares for them and wants to help No, not speaking from experience at all, why do you ask? Anyways, I guess now's the time to tell the story of Researcher Sam. Trying to form this all into a coherent tale is going to be difficult, partially because it's something I really didn't want to remember, and I have a terrible memory as it is. Also, it's a horrible clusterfuck even in my own mind. Well, about a year ago, I was trying to get together a Dark Heresy group on 4chan, because someone on supTG had slighted me, or insulted my dog, or some other stupid reason. What I did not realize at the time was that by avoiding the reasonably-organized groups, the only people I was going to get were other people who either avoided them, or far more likely, were no longer welcome. Sam was one of the latter. I'm going to skip over a lot of bullshit, but basically, I may or may not have ended up in an internet pseudo-relationship with this guy. I make no excuses for my mistakes, except to say that my reasons made sense at the time. Having first introduced himself to me as female, and eventually revealed himself to be male (not in and of itself a big issue; my current boyfriend is an FtM), he began to talk about this group he was in a game with, who were always picking on him. Supposedly, they all hated him and all his awesome characters. I realized pretty early on that he was a That Guy, so I maybe tried to push him into leaving the game 'if it's that bad', but no, he insisted on staying. And on complaining about it. Constantly. One day, he mentions off-handedly that he hasn't showered in... several months, I think. Because it was a fetish for him. (Hold on, it gets worse.) He likeed the idea of having a physical layer of grease on him, and for his sexual partner to rub it in. The fact that I did not bail right there... Anyways, I tried to hold on. Maybe convince him that perhaps people would be more accepting if he showered, maybe got a bit of exercise? (He mentioned he hadn't been outside in months.) Sam. Went. Ballistic. Oh, I hated him too, and I just wanted to change him like everyone else, and he knew I was just going to back stab him and on and on. I didn't talk to him for a couple of days after that. When I DID talk to him again, the conversation from his end was like something from someone who didn't do anything wrong, but apologizes anyways because he values the relationship more than being right. Which, I guess, is admirable, in a horribly deluded sort of way? I took what I could get, and tried to understand why he thought everyone hated him. And, after some prodding, this is what I got out of him. He thinks he's worthless, because, by his age, he should have already gotten his Digimon partner, or his robot girlfriend, or something like that, "and don't tell me that only happens in anime, everyone says that". That was enough. Later on, I found out he tried to stab his parents to death with a knife, or something? I don't even want to know any more.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2012 02:06 |
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Nessa posted:Also, I should probably mention, Kirk just turned 17.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 03:12 |
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DeepFriedKitten posted:You missed a golden opportunity to spice up that story right there.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 21:58 |
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Clockroach posted:"Hey there, my high school boyfriend, have you ever noticed that you only really seem to have these visions, or communications with the Digimon world when you're having a really lovely time in real life?"
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 11:48 |
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Vagabundo posted:I re-read Yu yu Hakusho in its entirety and there were some strong hints that Kurama is gay. Would that have broken her heart, or does that sort of thing not really discourage these people?
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 10:31 |
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DicktheCat posted:he managed to hit me plumb in the eye when we were playing with some airsoft guns
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 08:47 |
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the kawaiiest posted:As for the whole sexual humor thing, anime in general is unfortunately all about objectifying women (and little girls). There are exceptions of course but overall it's almost always stupid and/or very submissive women falling in love with a complete loser, multiple incredibly hot and horny women falling in love with a complete loser, little girls falling in love with a complete loser, women and girls in skimpy outfits and of course, panty shots. It's almost impossible to find an anime where the women/girls aren't sexualized somehow. Even K-ON, which is fairly innocent by comparison, has its bath scenes and beach episodes. You will find better female characters in children's anime like Ojamajo Doremi than in most of the stuff that's intended for an older audience. It's really ridiculous.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 10:57 |
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projecthalaxy posted:"LOOK HOW MUCH WE KNOW AND CARE ABOUT BOXING/CARS/MAHJONG/WHATEVER".
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 19:36 |
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Defiance Industries posted:I don't think "most visual media" objectifies little girls. For most audiences it's creepy and off-pitting when it happens.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 23:15 |
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I'm probably a little late for the discussion on muses, but as a writer (or, more accurately, a roleplayer ), I've always found it useful to... 'reconstruct' characters in my head, perhaps create a scenario, and let my imagination go. It's a useful way of overcoming writer's block, and mostly harmless. I'm now worried if I ever talk about it, I'll be confused with these people.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2012 17:30 |
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Lyz posted:A 35 year old woman and a teenaged girl, cybering as two gay anime guys.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2012 07:12 |
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Farbauti posted:I more or less became an observer, because drat this was hilarious. I think I was one of those people at one point in my life, too. The problem comes when you don't grow out of that phase. girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Feb 22, 2012 |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2012 19:00 |
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Farbauti posted:as she had spent time and money getting the site built etc.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2012 14:46 |
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skipThings posted:the signalfire of the point of no return.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2012 16:54 |
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InEscape posted:"Sarah did a spell on the pills! She knew they would work!" Nope. She was one of them.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2012 04:21 |
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cuntvalet posted:Why can't I be a powerful mage?!
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 06:06 |
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There were two posts on that account before this. Either a zombie's been hijacked, it's a troll, or someone picked a hell of a time to stop lurking.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2012 22:20 |
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Heresiarch posted:Modern neopaganism is almost entirely an invention of modern people and has little or no relationship with actual pre-Christian faiths.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2012 11:36 |
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the kawaiiest posted:By "real pagan" he simply meant "not neopagan". I don't understand why that's so hard for you to understand.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 07:24 |
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hyperhazard posted:Now I want to wait for someone to mention butts just so I can scream "Hello! rear end virgin here!" I'm sure everyone within earshot will appreciate my snowflakery.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 08:22 |
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Lt. Marmalade posted:: She's opening a portal! Look at her arms! This is a ritual to rip a hole between our world and hell. Before you know it, this place will be swarmed. Let's go to McDonald's. She's opening a portal to hell! Let's go to McDonald's. girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Mar 13, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 23:32 |
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uglynoodles posted:Unless it's about two male dragons loving and making each other pregnant. I do not suspect that this woman never got past the mental age of 11.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2012 05:23 |
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Trilineatus posted:Daddy issues. Daddy issues? Daddy issues!
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2012 06:46 |
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Lt. Marmalade posted:Edit: Hey! Thanks so much for the avatar! That's super nice of you! So... who did it, then?!
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2012 14:08 |
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fork bomb posted:No one thought "hey, maybe we should call the cops on this dude who tried to murder someone?"
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2012 07:25 |
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the kawaiiest posted:e: just as I was typing this I got an email from my mom telling me about how amazingly talented I am and asking me why I don't apply for a job at the Disney studios or Pixar now that I live in America.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2012 06:43 |
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the kawaiiest posted:e: haha oh God Your second mistake was going to Gaia.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2012 12:12 |
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the kawaiiest posted:I don't know what you're talking about. Gaia is full of highly educated and very eloquent young men and women. Gaia is basically /b/ except without the pretend "look how hardcore we are", and the stupid poo poo you stay sticks around.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2012 14:27 |
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TinTower posted:LUEser represent! Funnily, as most of us are in our twenties or thirties, it's by far the most mature board on GameFAQs now. Like, there's no endemic problem of homophobia, transphobia, or racism you get on most forums (although there is still quite a bit of sexism). There are even several parents on there now.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2012 06:35 |
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Shbobdb posted:bitcoins
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2012 23:22 |
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We officially need a Gaia thread. The stories I could tell about the Chatterbox and Barton Town.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2012 19:49 |
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My avatar is just kinda... boring. Doesn't look terrible, at least. You know, in retrospect, it does not surprise me in the least how much crossover there is between Gaia and the sparkledog fandom.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2012 23:38 |
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Corridor posted:I've never seen it. A friend did and said it was sorta okay for a kids' show but nothing amazing. Fake Edit
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2012 14:12 |
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stablercake posted:But what a people-watching goldmine that would be
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2012 14:19 |
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The Bible posted:I don't see double uzis or flame breathing. He isn't even standing atop a pile of guns.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2012 11:04 |
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I thought I had it all out. Then I saw the Volkswagon logo.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2012 00:55 |
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So, we make another, unless a mod gives us word otherwise? The thread was reasonably entertaining, and there was certainly enough content to justify its existence.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2012 09:42 |
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lucythenomad posted:Coming up:
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2012 15:43 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:26 |
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Guesticles posted:But you didn't spend $1000 to do so, so laugh away when you take a break.
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 05:31 |