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Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Well Manicured Man posted:

Hey guys! Never mind the new hoodies and spirograph trinkets (though they are pretty awesome), the 2012 Homestuck Calendar is out! Dare I say it looks much better than last year's and that is no small feat!

e. added a picture

I think I'm gonna buy the calendar based solely on that picture. So adorable :3: I don't know which artist did the December picture but I think it's my new favorite style for the kids.

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Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Looking at the selection of pictures used for the calendar, it's like getting 12 prints for a massive discount. I see pictures in there that, by themselves, cost as much as the calendar does.

Was it like that for last year's calendar?

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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I just noticed that Dave is wearing candy cane horns :stare:

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Prison Warden posted:

And, what the hell? The entire kids storyline has only been 24 hours?!

Of all the crazy things we've witnessed in the comic, this is the one thing that breaks my suspension of disbelief.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Tollymain posted:

I really want to see what happens next. I keep f5ing to see if he'll continue. Is this what addiction feels like?

It is a powerful thing.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

Guys, I just want to take a short time out and reveal to you the self-indulgence Hussie participates in his comic. It's so obvious why he made the God Tiers. Not to further the story, not even to sell merch. It was all just an ego trip for himself.



:stare: Wow
I think the only symbol missing is Life?

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

YggiDee posted:

Check out his arms: Life symbols

Oh wow, there they are. Thanks :downs:

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
Please please please let the next panel be a callback to http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005572

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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blackflare posted:

I just learned to sew a few weeks ago while trying to reproduce a scalemate for a secret santa, so I thought I would share the results. I continued on to make #2 down there, chartreuse mutini. (I had too much leftover green belly fur)






Please tell me you're gonna set up shop on Etsy :3:

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Cabbit posted:

Yeah, I think just nobody thought to alchemize slime for Gamzee and he wasn't in the state of mind to medicate himself. Or maybe they didn't have the code for it.

Even if they did, wasn't it Equius who told Gamzee to stop eating the slime?

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Mr. D Bewildering posted:

Please please please let the next panel be a callback to http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005572

Yeah nevermind. Andrew is way funnier than his readers.

Poor Karkat. There's no way that bucket wasn't going to hit him in the head/face.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Meme Emulator posted:

I think its pretty telling that you arent able to write the word "Hut" normally. It looks like we have a star wars nerd here, meats back on the menu, boys!

He could also be a fan of Mel Brooks, though the observation is very much related to the Star Wars assumption.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
Oh good, that solves the food problem :v:

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Faulty posted:

Loving the giant 'PROSPIT' just casually floating near Jane's dreamroom.

I now personally believe that it's a tangible object that exists around Prospit, always there but sometimes hidden from view.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
I really think Hussie needed to think of some other way to handle conversations between Derse agents. This format is odd and annoying.


Oh well, more CD! :neckbeard:

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
So the first two kills to be confirmed are that of the Prospit dreamers? It seems odd that those two are the ones that died first considering SS and CD had to travel all the way out to Prospit to carry out the mission.

I can only imagine HB and DD failed miserably.

e: also, Prospit will probably ban peanuts and despise them to a level that Dersites despise Bilious Slick. So will we get delicious looking illegal contraband?

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Man, this girl just can't die. It's like she's MAID of life.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Also Radiation shared the latest tumblr post from goon favorite, randy133 http://randys133.tumblr.com/post/15078538765/the-new-years and it is amazing.

Drunk post, Lalonde roleplay, or SBaHJ memorial. You decide.

e: wait, he always posts like this? :psyduck:

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
I think the flow of lyrics and narrative in Ithaca is light years beyond what he did on the Homestuck album. At least, that's the best explanation I can come up with as to why I like this album but not Mobius Trip and that other douchebag.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Walliard posted:

There are people who don't do this? :confused:

Me :ohdear:

Gonna go try that right now.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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The sooner we stop acknowledging it, the better.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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If there isn't already a theme for Sord... Croc, that's a drat shame.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Walliard posted:

Hmm, maybe it is a one-time limit then. Either way it ran out. THere are definitely alternate-hosted versions around, though.

As for why they don't sell it, it's a legal thing due to it not being "official" Homestuck music.

Well drat. I don't think it would be hard to find them elsewhere. The community is huge.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Lord of Laughton posted:

Lalonde family for life!

For a while I thought bro's name would be Dave as well... since it would be ironic.

I would totally watch The Adventures of Dave and Dave.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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jonjonaug posted:

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Everyone do this.

No.


Never again.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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It's called "mathematics" for a reason :colbert:

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Andrew Hussie posted:

You don’t tend to hear about porn stars with names like Cockballs Vaginamouth.
And my fantroll now has a name

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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graybook posted:

I would like to hear more details of your officially canon fantroll.

Too bad. He's DEAD.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

VJeff posted:

Was he the most prolific troll pornstar in the galaxy? :allears:

Nah, he was just an average nobody who died the moment somebody acknowledged his existence as anything but a joke from an internet poster.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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I'm surprised nobody has commented on the RIIIIIIIIIPPED Bro above Hella Wilson.

Actually screw that, I want the SBaHJ and Geromy dolls.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Forget the Gamecube guys

Andrew Hussie posted:

P.S. I’m going on record with the position that a hat is the perfect thing to be on a shirt, forever.
I'm gonna go get a shirt with a hat on it

e: oh no, the fans are trying to push Hetalia on Andrew. Why?

Mr. D Bewildering fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Jan 16, 2012

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Midnight Raider posted:

"Hetalia vs. Homestuck" fandom slapfight on tumblr or whatever.

Why is this a thing?

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
Ugh, the retconning bit is the worst part. Just let it go, Hussie. It really doesn't matter. I don't see how this had to be an issue, or even warrant a response, in the first place.

Hanks Lust Cafe posted:

Dropping this racist-rear end comic.

Hoping this is sarcasm.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Terror Sweat posted:

Honestly I just hope that Hussie gets some more black, brown, and yellow friends IRL so he can see that yes, he was indisputably portraying 8 white people.

:raise:
It's comments like this that make me side with Hussie. I always assumed that people thought the kids were white exclusively due to the fact that they are literally the color white. Like, covered head to toe in White Out white. But their behavior? Their quirks? I don't see how any of it is race-exclusive.

Of course I don't want to :can: by asking what about them makes them so white or what changes could be made to make them not-so-white. Then we get into stereotypes and racism. And nobody wants that.

Mr. D Bewildering fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jan 17, 2012

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
I'm not saying that there aren't general culture differences between various groups of people, but we're discussing individuals here. An individual can be pretty much any personality, completely independent of their race.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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annatar posted:

By contrast the Trolls have consistently been depicted darker (and violent / mentally unstable, which is itself not great)
Would it be racist to point out that many, many space aliens in sci-fi are depicted with grey skin and that this is actually quite normal?


@Gabriel Pope: I don't mean any offense when I say this (I truly don't), but your entire post has me completely confused and bewildered :psyduck: I'm not sure I parsed anything from it. At least, not in the context of Homestuck.

Mr. D Bewildering fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Jan 17, 2012

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y

Mazerunner posted:

See, but Dave being blond or Dave being a redhead is a relative non-issue, since neither affect how he interacts with the culture and society around him, since they're both white people hair colours!

Uh, redheads have their own fair share of problems in society. Don't write them off so hastily.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
ABRAKABABRA sounds like SBaHJ onomatopoeia.

Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

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Cleretic posted:

Karkat's shipping chart needs a complete rewrite for this new universe.

That would be quite the limited shipping chart unless it's just being done for fun. But the previous one was for the survival of the human race, right?

Mr. D Bewildering fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jan 22, 2012

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Mr. D Bewildering
Mar 24, 2010

8^y
Do we actually have enough information to come to any conclusions regarding ectobiology in the new session?

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