The flash is actually going to be act 6. Like, all of it. At once.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2011 21:42 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 02:19 |
FutureSushi posted:Also the fervour on Tumblr has reached the point where my friend posted a "leak" of the music team's work for the EOA5 music that actually just "rear end 'N Titties" mashed up with Sburban Jungle and it got a whole mess of people reblogging it like "I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL BUT HERE EVERYONE" and a lot of really angry posts about disrespecting the music team by posting their work and it was great. You say this, and you don't post a link to that mashup? For shame. e: also, HUSSIE YOU loving TEASE President Ark fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Oct 23, 2011 |
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2011 02:50 |
Radiation posted:People think some stupid stuff. Someone out of nowhere asked if I was doing voice acting for the EoA, I jokingly said yes, and people believed it long after I stated that it was a joke. So since you have insider information, tell me this: On a scale of one to ten, how many bricks am I going to poo poo after the EoA?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2011 05:14 |
What the gently caress? Go watch Jaws, you hacks. It's a legitimately good movie.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2011 05:04 |
Well Manicured Man posted:The great movies I haven't seen could fill a library... Well, guess you know what you're doing tomorrow!
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2011 05:20 |
Well this was the best possible thing to wake up to. I was like "Okay, it has to end soon, right?... Jesus christ, it's still going. There's still more. IT KEEPS HAPENING. " e: the beat mesa took off from LOHAC before dog tier jade shrunk it, so they aren't taking the reset button with them President Ark fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Oct 25, 2011 |
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2011 17:03 |
Holy poo poo the project wonderful adspaces are going for 150$ right now
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2011 17:13 |
Walliard posted:Dog vs. postal worker was foreshadowed here. But wait. If dogs hate postal workers, does that mean PM is going to go insane from the internal conflict now?
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2011 21:33 |
Ograbme posted:I might be getting fan theory confused with foreshadowing, but wasn't Jack's entry to Sgrub supposed to be less than voluntary? That was mostly fan theory - nobody really knew why he was there. Until now, anyway.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2011 23:25 |
curiousTerminal posted:Seems to me green sun energy is just a coincidence, to me it looks more like Prospit dreamers get quest beds on their planets, and Derse dreamers get them in the center of the moon. Dave had a regular quest bed, remember?
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2011 03:05 |
I seriously doubt Aradia is evil. She might have Besides John, I mean. He's way too derp to be a plotter.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2011 05:02 |
You guys are thinking way too linear. The kid's session is the last Sburb session and the first one at the same time. The kids create the Green Sun (and possibly also Lord English), which being nonlinear propagates itself backwards through the timeline, ensuring its own creation and making sure LE has universes to eat. So in that regard, it's the "first" - but it's also the last (probably) in that we're very definitely leading up to some sort of final showdown with LE leading up to the sequence of events that ends the whole paradoxial clusterfuck that defines existence in Homestuck, leading off to something else entirely. I mean really, would Hussie make the last act anything less confusing? I think not.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2011 19:19 |
YggiDee posted:Ooh! Jack Noir also probably hasn't killed Nanna Egbert! Yet. Well he did trigger the reckoning which sent the meteors down, one of which killed her. So indirectly he did!
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2011 23:40 |
SpaceDrake posted:Wait, at what point did any Jack, ever, kill Jade? The whole point is kinda the fact that he can't. Dream jade. Well, sort of.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2011 23:50 |
While you're waiting for an update, Andrew posted part 4 of the flash recap-explanation-thing on his blog.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 03:16 |
Ograbme posted:The fate of Snowman's ring is still unknown, right? We have no reason to believe it was anything but destroyed. Karkat said as much.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 03:27 |
creationist believer posted:Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer is an awesome name for a weapon. I think the idea is that the 50% fail rate was because he knew she'd achieve it by the moon-core-explosion-bed route, so if he was speaking to Rose and she tried to do it on her quest bed she would fail (because that's not what she was supposed to do and she'd get split into a beta timeline and be doomed) Which... kind of makes sense?
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 03:35 |
Shavnir posted:Well main updates start up again on 11/11/11. Dude loves his numbers doesn't he? There will be content in the meantime, though: quote:I WILL however plan to post a short intermission between now and then. I will let you know when this date approaches. Hopefully this doesn't balloon into another Midnight Crew intermission taking up 3 months.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 03:44 |
Boneless Jogger posted:The Midnight Crew intermission didn't even last a full month. (whoops, beaten) Each squiddle will be introduced and killed in the same update.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 03:50 |
John and Jade are going to continue being John and Jade. They didn't stay in the session to get scratched with it.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 03:58 |
Pleasant Friend posted:I don't think the Condesce is Betty Crocker, I mean sure, it could happen, but I'm betting Hussie is misdirecting us like with Doc Scratch's front door. The only thing Scratch said about where he sent the Condesce was that it was a place Lord English couldn't go himself, and Earth doesn't really meet that description. I'm betting she's the person who's supposedly killing all the horrorterrors. What's more fitting for a Feferi's ancestor. The other reason why people think she's crocker is the insignia on her battleship very strongly resembles the Betty Crocker logo (similar outline, same color scheme and design) Also nana's whole "She was not really human!" story she told to FF. e: Oh wait, you meant something else. President Ark fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Oct 27, 2011 |
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 04:44 |
H.P. Shivcraft posted:I hope it turns out that Scratched Earth is where we all actually live, thus explaining why the world failed to end back in April of 2009. I would be unironically furious if this turned out to be the case, because it'd be the most predictable, cliched plot twist imaginable.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 04:53 |
I'm rereading Homestuck and I'm in act 5 and I noticed a huge plot hole that will blow this poo poo wide open. How does Vriska know Italian?
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2011 00:17 |
Mr. Pumroy posted:Everything we have was inherited from the troll universe. John Cusack is Lord English.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2011 00:25 |
XkyRauh posted:Or French, for that matter! Well that time was the narrator, it doesn't count.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2011 01:26 |
Ammat The Ankh posted:Hold on, where is everyone getting this talk about the eight player session from? I don't remember reading anything hinting about that. Or is it something super tiny that I missed the first time, like the idea that the 48 zodiac signs of Alternia meant that Alternia was spawned by a 48 player session. It was a super tiny detail, yes. There's a diagram in the lab Rose goes into waaaaay back in act (2?) showing an 8-player session.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2011 23:02 |
Captain Oblivious posted:I'd disagree because I'm pretty sure Sollux is able to project the asteroid at exactly the speed of plot. The window will be sufficient for his purposes. No, Jade's using the window. Sollux is just going there directly. Don't you pay attention???
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2011 01:56 |
Jawat posted:Been a while since my last post! But after that (amazing) flash, there's something that's been bothering me that I dont think anyone has brought up yet. You're reading too much into it. Hussie confirmed as much when they made that flash, way back when.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2011 02:51 |
VJeff posted:Nah. If Jack beats Vriska, he just goes on to killing Bilious Slick, PM shows up after him, they're at the same point they are in the EoA. He doesn't, Beta timelines can have all the paradoxes in the world and it doesn't matter. The kids were never created in the beta timeline, for instance.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2011 04:05 |
Scratch wanted to die because his mission was to summon Lord English. Lord English is summoned when the universe ends. When the universe in it, everything still living in it dies. It's kind of a weird illogically logical thing scratch does. Everything he says makes perfect sense, for a very loose definition of "sense".
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2011 03:48 |
H.P. Shivcraft posted:Instead of yelling and Vriskachat, and to try to fill up some time until the next updates come, let's try interspersing constructive speculation with a dumb good-times-and-feelings thought game. That's easy. This entire chatlog. I usually start laughing uncontrollably around "naked spam porpoise"
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2011 05:28 |
Pretty much any page where Dave starts going off on some weird thing only tangentially related to the matter at hand is amazing.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2011 05:32 |
Walliard posted:You know, we never did find out how Cal got to the Veil... Gamzee manifests cal into Dave's nightmares -> Rose throws Cal out a window -> Cal is sent through a meteor with Bro -> Cal is cut to pieces during their fight -> Bro repairs cal, repaired cal taken by Jack when he kills bro -> Jack throws Cal at an aradiabot during his entrance into the troll session -> aradiabot malfunctions and teleports back in time to alternia -> cal is found and repaired by kanaya and hangs out in the troll session until it winds up in a chest on the meteor -> Gamzee finds Cal. There you go.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2011 05:30 |
Walliard posted:I was referring mainly to the Kanaya's hive -> Meteor step, but I guess Gamzee could've just randomly stopped by, picked him up, and forgot. With the way Kanaya's fetch modus works, he was probably just in storage for a while until she found a key, was like "oh I guess he should be here" and put him in a place where Gamzee would easily find him.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2011 05:35 |
Does that mean John is the antichrist?
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 02:37 |
I started reading Homestuck shortly before that (on the page when John was freaking out about Gushers being made by Betty Crocker) and I can confirm that yes, that painting has always been there.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2011 15:57 |
Bobulus posted:Guys, I just saw a picture of someone cosplaying that security guard who got freaked out by Homestuck cosplayers. You say this, and you don't post the picture?
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2011 03:23 |
Reregular posted:terrible things http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc That's really all there is to say on the matter. Also, I believe the huss stated act 7 will be an epilogue, so I doubt the LE fight will be in that.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 20:11 |
Also, [s] Jade: Enter is the page where you really start getting the sense that, despite knowing more than the reader/the kids, the trolls actually don't have any idea of what they're talking about most of the time.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 22:45 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 02:19 |
John had a poster of Problem Sleuth in his room, one referencing that adventure's early pages. The poster Jane has in exactly the same place is the "Pose as a team. The world is real" from the very end of the same adventure. Kind of an interesting reference there.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 13:40 |