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Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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quote:

How many situations are in immediate suspense right now?

drat, I was typing up a huge situation post, but this sums up most of what I wanted to say more succinctly. But here are some other things of note, anyhow:

-CD is in posession of a wallet that we know ends up with Jack/Cal. :ohdear:

-WQ has a spirograph key that could operate this suspicious machine.

-WK is waiting in the lotus time capsule with Rose's wizardfic. Relevance unknown.

-Something is going on a deicidal rampage in the Furthest Ring. Probably not Lrd English. Probably Jack. (Comedy option: Eridan)

-If the Green Sun is a beacon that will allow everyone to escape the Scratch, what is the purpose of the two fourth walls situated ONE YARD apart? Also, the Denizens want to hitch a ride somehow.

Meanwhile, throughout Paradox Space

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Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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A good poster posted:

However, clicking it just takes you to the MSPA homepage. Someone made a fake porn ad to put on the homepage that links to the same page?

It looks like the same style as the guy who bought the "DO IT HUSSIE" ad.

I've seen him on the MSPA forums. He's a little... odd.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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A good poster posted:

Is he assuming not everyone knows you can drag a flash file into a browser window and play it that way?

When I drag a Flash file into Firefox, FF tries to download it. Or it did until recently. Guess it fixed itself somehow.

Anyway, Hussie has distributed some of the walkaround flashes through alternate channels before, so he definitely knows he can expect people to figure it out. It's just odd that he has a hang-up about it now.

Walliard fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Oct 25, 2011

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Cavatica posted:

Real Spoilers: Oh I get it. Twice the mass of our universe.

Not only did I miss that, I missed that it was being created in the first place. I need to pay more attention.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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So hey, who wants to come up with a nickname for 4x-prototyped PM?

Regarding God tiers, was it ever confirmed that both selves need to be alive? The closest I think we got was Vriska's "all your lives are waaaaaaaasted" line, but she could easily have been mistaken.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Silva posted:

One more thing, is there an official list of the art team contributers to this flash? Honestly it kinda looks like only 3 or 4 other artists worked on this flash.

Lexxy and Lazylaz were both apparently involved, with the former drawing God Tier Jade.

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WV noooooooooooo! Oh well, let's face it, the exiles were never going to be that important in the story, except apparently PM.

Another thing I realized (this one on my own) is that she's now fully ascended as queen of Prospit.

Glory of Arioch posted:

One question remains: where did Jade take John and the planets + battlefield? It's not necessarily the green sun.

Across the Yellow Yard to the post-Scratch universe/incipisphere.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Gravitas Shortfall posted:

what the gently caress did I just watch? :stare:

Jack kills CD in revenge for him killing Jade, then leaves Jade's body on her Quest Bed. He then flies to the Frog Temple Meteor moments before it enters a defense portal and inserts himself into the Lotus Time Capsule. He emerges ten seconds after WK, kills the white monarchs, then teleports outside. AR has the exile stations rigged for demolition, but only destroys three before Jack beheads him. PM tries to attack Jack from behind, but he teleports to the last remaining station: WV's. He rips the uranium from WV's gut (bloodying his arm), uses it to power up the station, and then teleports himself to the Troll session using a previously unremarkable machine. He destroys the gate, does all the other stuff we've seen him do, and uses Red Miles to destroy the then-newly-created Kids' Universe. Meanwhile, PM finds WV's body, puts on the WQ's ring, and follows Jack for a SHOWDOWN. Serenity comes along too. :3:

Rose and Dave, having killed DD, resume piloting the moon of Derse through the Furthest Ring. Apparently unable to find the Green Sun, they take a tour of the moon's core and find their alternate Quest Beds. Dave deploys the Tumor, which slides apart to reveal two glass tubes containing the two universes, both hooked up to a timer counting down to their "simultaneous" destruction (Kids' by Red Miles, Trolls' by Spades killing Snowman).

Karkat spots the Green Sun "beacon" in the sky and directs Sollux towards it, who then psychically pilots the meteor into the Furthest Ring. He starts to burn himself out in the process and presumably dies by the time they arrive. Meanwhile, Gamzee asks Scratch "what we all motherfuckin' are. Scratch responds "Suckers." The tumor explosion coinciding with the twin universe destruction ends up creating the Green Sun rather than destroying it, and Rose and Dave emerge from it as God Tiers.

Back in the kids' session, Jade's consciousness merges with Jadesprite, and she returns to life as the God-Tier Witch of Space. Using "the spacey thing" she comandeers a convenient Prospit battleship and shrinks the Battlefield down to a conveniently portable size. After teleporting John aboard, she does the same to the four Medium planets. She then summons a giant-sized Fourth Wall and crashes through it at full speed as scenes from the comic play back on it in reverse, ending on the first panel of Homestuck.


I think I got everything.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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CidGregor posted:

Anyone want to point out what already-known songs were used in the EOA? I recognized Savior of the Dreaming Dead and a slowed remix/edit of Black Rose Green Sun, but at least one other song sounded familiar.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/soundcredits.html

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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I just realized that this means the consorts get to come along for the ride.

Lord English vs. Secret Wizard, place your bets.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Hjalmar posted:

Goddammit, I needed to sleep tonight!

I gave up about an hour ago.

I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew cover. And it's not even by Bowman.

Some Strange Flea posted:

Oh hey there's also a Homestuck Volume 1-4 pack out, so if you didn't buy any of them now you can buy all of them!

As long as you're missing at least two it's a good deal.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Starmaker posted:

Also when can we stop using spoilers no one will be reading this who didn't watch the flash

Zorak posted a huge spoiler-post so I think we're in the clear.

Hussie Hunt is so smooth, you guys.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Renaissance Robot posted:

It's an acapella cover of the original source for the sample at the beginning of Black.

He's referring to the last bonus track. It's called "null" apparently. I haven't heard it yet becase downloading anything on this connection takes forever.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Starmaker posted:

On second thought, the new batch of babies might have the only (reasonable) name length left: five letters. Plus that's 10/2 so everyone wins.

If that's the case, then Dave's bro's name is David.

If J has my name I will be so disproportionately happy.

In other news, I made a utility for assigning appropriate artist metadata to Homestuck music. It's pretty basic, but it may be relevant to some interests around here.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Nate RFB posted:

I haven't tried this out yet but this is a great idea. What does it use to identify a file? I usually download FLAC versions for archiving and then re-encode back to mp3, so I assume those encoded files wouldn't work. Unless it's just using the track name or something.

It uses the track title metadata (with special cases for Frost and Light), so it should work if that was preserved between conversions.

Also, Heart and Mind hoodies are available now.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Radio Paranoia posted:

Eh? I thought Spades shot Snowman.

The bullet is a tiny cueball.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Starmaker posted:

What was Sollux again? Mage of... gently caress I forget

Doom

Karkat - Knight of Blood
Terezi - Seer of Mind
Gamzee - Bard of Rage
Tavros - Page of Breath
Vriska - Thief of Light
Kanaya - Sylph of Space
Equius - Heir of Void
Aradia - Maid of Time
Nepeta - Rogue of Heart
Eridan - Prince of Hope
Feferi - Witch of Life

vv Thanks for the catch. Staying up all night due to Homestuck has its drawbacks.

Walliard fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Oct 25, 2011

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Oxygen Deficiency posted:

I'm dying to find out where Jade and John went. There was a ton of stuff in that flash that I have either forgotten or just plain did not get. At any rate i'm going to read through Act 5 Act 2 again. I don't remember this "deal with Echidna" that Jade made at all.

You could probably get by just reading the Scratch intermission; it's where the deal was mentioned.

FutureSushi posted:

This is a really great idea! I usually do it manually, though one thing I've done before is leave things with multiple artists or ambiguous levels of contributions tagged as "Homestuck" and I'm interested to see how you handled it.

Generally I went with however they're credited on Bandcamp, or on Jit's master list. Songs that directly credited multiple artists got the artists' names separated by slashes since that's apparently standard, but songs that were remixed generally only credit the arranging artist. It's not perfect and generally results in a few contradictions, but it lets you easily listen to all the tracks of a given artist (I recommend Malcolm Brown) so I consider it useful enough.

Walliard fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Oct 25, 2011

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Dog vs. postal worker was foreshadowed here.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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MidnightSun posted:

Something I just noticed, don;t know how it escaped me before: Jade only brought herself and John through the fourth wall. Rose and Dave remain probably so they can fight Aradia. If we are really met with a new/reset/ancestor-flipped universe, as seems the case, what will become of our Seer and Knight? I somehow doubt they're simply going to become obsolete, an epic end to lives lost in a beta universe.

They can get there from the Furthest Ring. It connects literally everything.

Also, we've got some serious curtainception going on here.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Captain Oblivious posted:

Don't get me wrong I like this new album but uhhh

Quality control seems a bit lacking at times. I mean, I'm 99% certain Lotus (Bloom) is a carbon copy of something else. Barely remixed if at all. I wish I could remember the Final Fantasy or whatever it's from.

Lotus on Volume 5, by the same artist. There's a short melody that sounds like the World Map theme from FFV, but it's kind of a stretch and only a couple of measures long.

I'm sure the Music Team have been extra-cautious about plagiarism ever since the Endless Heart incident last year.

Lazylaz art assets:
John
PM, AR, Davesprite

Walliard fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Oct 26, 2011

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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King of Solomon posted:

Honestly, I doubt Rose and Dave have anything to do with Lord English. They were covered in that green stuff because they were just inside the Green Sun.

Also, smirking is pretty much Rose's default expression.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Thundarr posted:

Also since the Aradia chilling out by the Green Sun has basically been under Lord English's control for the entire lifetime of the troll universe at this point, it seems pretty unlikely that she'll suddenly say "Psyche! I was just playing possum for all this time!"

What? No, that's just Aradia. There's only one Aradia, and the Handmaid was never anywhere other than Alternia or its moon(s).

YggiDee posted:

How many readers does MSPA have, anyway? I mean, I imagine it has to be a lot to melt Newgrounds in under four minutes, but how much is a lot in internet/webcomic terms? 50,000 hits? 500,000 hits?

1.2 million unique hits today according to Project Wonderful.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Esme posted:

Calling the best crossover ever right here :v:

Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Midnight Raider posted:

Also, I'm curious as to if someone from the music team can explain what the null song was, that little thing is a puzzling mystery.

Someone said it sounded like part of the melody from Doctor. So I guess we're getting a Doctor remix at some point? :v:

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Starmaker posted:

Speaking of guardians, what the hell ever happened to Grandpa Harley? I mean, all the other guardians died, except Grandpa... who just kinda disappeared.

He wasn't Jade's guardian, Bec was.

Anyhow, he probably just went back to Earth through a defense portal or something after picking up Dream Jade's body. What isn't explained is how he got into the Medium in the first place.

VJeff posted:

Maybe the defense portals go both ways! :v:

That sounds like a recipe for crashing into a meteor.

Walliard fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Oct 26, 2011

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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SpaceDrake posted:

I'm sort of sad that Hussie feels he has to explain so much, though. Are the majority of his readers really that dense? :( (I understood the Yellow Yard thing almost as soon as Jade went through the fourth wall, since I'd re-read that part of the comic in anticipation.)

A lot of people guessed the yellow yard. But not everyone read every book in Seer: Descend. Also, different people catch different things, which is part of why Homestuck works so well as a web experience; by discussing it with other fans, you come closer to getting the full experience.

quote:

- When Jadesprite talked, she used a green font and large lettering, just like Lord English.

Closer to Doc Scratch actually, referencing their shared First Guardian powers.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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King of Solomon posted:

The best part about that, honestly, is that probably isn't even the weirdest thing she's done from his standpoint.

To be fair, their whole extended family (of three other people) is kind of weird.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Nostalgamus posted:

Did anybody else notice this?

(bolding mine)
WV isn't dead?! :aaa:

Disembowelment seems to be a minor injury in MSPA-logic.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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OmegaZultan posted:

I also wanna add that my favorite overall thing about Homestuck is how the pesterlogs have such natural dialog. It feels like conversations you could have with online friends about random nonsense. A lot of the times you see conversations between the kids that you yourself have had with other online friends. I feel it's one of the main reasons the comic speaks to such a huge fanbase (other than the trolls, of course)

It really relates to our generation despite all the insane poo poo it pulls plotwise.

Some of it is, in fact, real.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Ammat The Ankh posted:

My favorite moment was probably when Future!Dave prototyped himself and became Davesprite, leading to two Daves who could then talk to each other. I remember thinking while reading that this was the greatest development in fiction ever.

I was gonna do a big :words: post about events happening in parallel and tying together, but you're right. This is the best right here.

And the best part is, it can still keep happening.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Tuxedo Ted posted:

For any folks that feel the same way, the original of that flash and others have been collected here. Just open the files with a web browser.

Was Mutiny always so terribly-looped? I can't imagine Hussie releasing something like that.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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The Fucky posted:

My god, man, that can't possibly be healthy.

Seriously. It took me three days, and that was mid-Hivebent. You probably missed a ton of stuff too (which is nothing unusual, really).

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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ActionZero posted:

Oh my loving christ.

There are people who think that major animations like Descend and Cascade are the best way to hook new viewers. They don't seem to realize that this stuff has maybe one-tenth the impact out of context because they rely on the Katamari-like buildup of everything that came before.

Though that didn't stop me from linking a friend (whom I figured was probably never going to read it) to [S] Jade: Wake Up.

Walliard fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Oct 30, 2011

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Eiba posted:

So what's the alternative, introduce the beginning? "It's about a kid trying to check his mail, but he's got a crazy videogame inventory system and he keeps loving up."

1: "Hey, there's this comic I read. It's funny and has cool Flash animations sometimes. I think you'll like it."

2: Wait. Consider linking them to music tracks that might fit their tastes.

3a: Homestuck!
3b: Realize Homestuck isn't for everyone and drop the subject.

And if someone bothers asking why you talk about it all the time, you'd think they'd be interested enough to investigate on their own. I know I started reading Homestuck because apparently that goofy kid with the glasses was on a jetpack all of a sudden.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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You know, we never did find out how Cal got to the Veil...

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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President Ark posted:

Gamzee manifests cal into Dave's nightmares -> Rose throws Cal out a window -> Cal is sent through a meteor with Bro -> Cal is cut to pieces during their fight -> Bro repairs cal, repaired cal taken by Jack when he kills bro -> Jack throws Cal at an aradiabot during his entrance into the troll session -> aradiabot malfunctions and teleports back in time to alternia -> cal is found and repaired by kanaya and hangs out in the troll session until it winds up in a chest on the meteor -> Gamzee finds Cal.

There you go.

I was referring mainly to the Kanaya's hive -> Meteor step, but I guess Gamzee could've just randomly stopped by, picked him up, and forgot.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Waffnuffly posted:

Listen to Escape Pod or I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew to cheer yourself back up :unsmith:

No really, Escape Pod has to be some of the most fun music to come out yet. It's great on the road, too.

You can't talk about uppers without mentioning Homefree.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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wdarkk posted:

Does John love Adam Sandler films? I forget.

None that we know of, but Karkat has a poster of Troll 50 First Dates (insert mock troll title here).

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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Captain Oblivious posted:



Thinking of taking this one, but I'm strapped for flavor text ideas.

I love the old av, but I need that newer more modern derpy Johnness.

[color="#0715CD"]GT: i think i know what you mean.
GT: i feel like a long time ago, i might have given my dad the impression i really liked clowns?
GT: and now there are clowns everywhere, his stupid collection just keeps growing and growing, and it drives me CRAZY.[/color]

Cull lines as needed/desired.

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Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

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That was, uh, something.

Maybe now we'll find out what the other 14 Felt were needed for; they seemed pretty useless on the whole.

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