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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Zorak posted:

e: ^^^ :argh:


Why doesn't he just torrent the thing and have people download it? That solves all the hosting issues immediately.

Presumably for the same reason he doesn't convert it, throw it up on Youtube, and embed it: an entirely illogical bout of artistic fiat about the way in which his material is presented that seems monumental to him but is, in reality, insignificant at best. The difference between a Flash file and a recording of that Flash file seems insignificant.

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

quote:

Temporarily hosted off site.

Mirror crashed. Will try something else later.

:v: Welp.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Sockser posted:

Hey guys I just wanted to let you know that holy poo poo that animation was loving crazy

Best of luck getting it to play. I closed it without thinking :(

Go into your temporary internet files and grab it, for God's sake.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

RedMagus posted:

Well thanks, now I want to see God-Tier Dr. Who.

All of them, though you know who wins in the scarf department.

The triumphant of return of Eridan, presumably with somewhat less of a dickhead quotient. I could get behind that.

"i wwear a fez noww fezzes are cool"

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

SynthOrange posted:

Sometimes you want the fandom to be an actual, physical object you can burn down. :smith:

gently caress you, that is absolutely hilarious. Motion that all further references to Vriska (Vriska) be made in that style.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Level Slide posted:

How would Trickster figure into this? I mean in relation to the Obama thing, I already have a crackpot theory about his role in the web comic.

You ever read Tom the Dancing Bug? Tricksters are Counter-Earth.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Well Manicured Man posted:

Why Jade = Reagan?

I mean, Sollux = bipartisanship and Feferi = social welfare programs are easy enough deductions to make, Karkat = leftism and Gamzee = the middle class is a bit of a stretch, and Vriska = Vriska is pretty self-evident, but Jade = Reagan just comes out of left field.

They were both ultimately responsible for the creation of engines of untold destruction and ruin?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Level Slide posted:

Dave's hair looks like a bird.

Does.. does this mean my argument is invalid? :ohdear:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

JT Jag posted:

Um hey guys how could the kids be the only humans on earth if kid-Nanna over there has posters of Jeff Foxworthy and the like on her walls and there's a Ben Stiller-Owen Wilson movie out?

Use your think pans for once

CGI composites from their monumental, classic body of work. Obviously!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I'm going for the long shot here and betting the inevitable troll takeover is ultimately benevolent.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Hints? Literally every Betty Crocker logo just became a carbon copy of the symbol for the queen's warship, and Jane now has a miniature weaponized version of that logo.

I think we're long past "hint" territory.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Aurantinidin posted:

I wonder why UU's text is grey, though. She's almost certainly a troll, so unless she also has mutant blood, it doesn't make a lot of sense for her to hide it. This probably doesn't mean she's the Signless or anything, but that has to have some significance outside of "oh hey it's inverse Karkat."

If she's from a pre-Scratch Alternia, perhaps there's no oppressive caste system and she just uses grey because she likes it.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Gabriel Pope posted:

John can fly with the wind and throw tornados everywhere and he loving dug through a planet with a drill made out of tornados, I think we can reasonably conclude that the Hero of Breath has wind powers!

Gamzee's Bard of Rage powers may or may not have anything to do with his ability to hate Lil' Cal into existence in Dave's nightmares; it's kind of unclear where any latent troll psychic powers end and heroic aspect powers begin.

Eridan interpreted his role as Prince of Hope to be about giving up and destroying hope, but it's unclear whether he understood anything about the role or if he was just being a douche.

He also had the ability to blast the poo poo out of things with tremendous gouts of energy, possibly by believing (read: hoping) hard enough that a little toy wand would let him.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Rooreelooo posted:

Even though it's been strongly implied that mom lalonde will have void powers, i feel it would be more likely that she may have heart powers because in my mind heart powers basically mean 'affinity with cats' and we've already seen that she has lots of (mutated) cats.

If you've ever owned a cat, you should know they trend more towards void than heart.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Suaimhneas posted:

I'm not sure which is worse, the subliminal mind-control or the idea of having obnoxious pop-up ads popping up inside your head :stare:

Go play some Shadowrun, you'll soon realize it's the latter.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Mr. Pumroy posted:

With pop-ups scanned directly into your brain you will never want for monkeys to punch and be the first to know about local moms who make botox doctors furious. Seems like a win-win.

When we all know the one weird old tips, none of the weird old tips will be weird.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Away and aside from the fact that Drunkmom is awesome, there's a crucial bit of information here: Jane is supposed to be the only person playing. All the other players are, presumably, going to get access the game by underhanded means like KidMom.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

JT Jag posted:

Underhanded, but it sure isn't being made hard for them. Like she said, she just fuckin' downloaded those files off the interweb telematrices. There was, like, no security or anything. For a young aspiring programmer and hacker like her, it's like they wanted her to get those files.

Oh, certainly. I'm just saying, ostensibly she's supposed to be the only one playing it and that's interesting. They're all pretty obviously being played, as opposed to how the original SBurb was just sort of A Thing that everyone gravitated to.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

marsattacks posted:

It's because Mom is Dave in spirit. Well, Dave if he was wasted.

Which I hope means that Bro is going to be Rose-esque, because I just have no idea what that would look like.

But Bro and Mom were, in the Sburb universe, Rose and Dave's mother and father, so there's no real reason why post scratch Mom couldn't have Dave's abbreviation.

Somebody who takes his creepy fandom way, way too seriously and writes long, eloquent tracts about ponies and smuppets and the like?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I'm just hoping she keeps those typos when she's not absolutely demolished, if such a theoretical state actually exists.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Prison Warden posted:

The Furthest Ring exists outside of the normal time and space of any universe, however, so I think they survived the scratch no problem and are just hanging out with Aradia and Sollux. Plus, it'd make no sense from a storytelling perspective to give them God Tier and then erase them from existence.

Unless such a thing would be deemed neither a heroic nor just way to perish, and they resurrected in the Post-Scratch Universe. :tinfoil:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Jesus.

Avatar. Avatar is a movie about space furries. It is Dances with Wolves, except they are space alien animal people.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Bobulus posted:

drat it, guys, parse!

kidBro called the blue gal a "giant lovely space furry".

It's like a conversation like this:

Guy A: Your girlfriend is lovely.
Guy B: I'll show you who is lovely! It is not my girlfriend.

Thank Christ, I thought I was going mad.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

.. Wait a tick. If every session needs a Space and a Time player, who the hell will fulfill that roll post-Scratch? If the post-Scratch kids are going to fill in the spaces emptied in the spectrum of elements by Eridan, Feferi, Equius, and Nepeta, that doesn't leave any room for the required roles.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Zoolooman posted:

There's never been another solid reason to believe that anyone else was secretly evil.

Don't you see? It's the perfect cover. :tinfoil:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Computerized glasses are apparently entirely within the realm of stock standard human technology in 2011. It seems the way to prepare humanity to deal with an oncoming apocalypse is, as always, to give them the best toys. Neat!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

SynthOrange posted:



Argh.

At least it a.) displays a basic understanding of the site it's being displayed on and b.) isn't another add for SuperHappy's Porn Emporium.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Oh hey more callbacks.

I assume Poppop John was easier to deal with when he was alive.

Certainly more open to discussion, I'm sure.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Having more fearsome animals for mankind to topple on their way to becoming the apex predator of Earth would be another handy way to ensure they're more prepared for SBurb, yeah.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

It's also possible that crabdad was just not very big, being that he was supposed to fit in a troll's hive.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Talorat posted:

Yep, there's pretty much no way that monster isn't going to show up later at the worst possible time.

Yep. It's perfectly safe for Jake to let his guard down, even for a second!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

You're thinking about it too hard. People who like the thought of two dudes being romantically involved think about that, regardless of any sort of reality regarding preference. That is generally the long and short of it. Generally speaking, the actual reality of whatever is happening in the story has a tertiary importance at best with people who busy themselves with that.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Doc Uzuki posted:

I hope this symbol is just a silhouette of Barack Obana.

I bet it's going to be a compliment of the Doom symbol, sort of like how the Space and Void symbols interlock.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Kit Walker posted:

Social justice is pretty important, but people clearly do take it waaaay too far sometimes if the Homestuck fandom has showed me anything. It's one thing to be offended by something racist or bigoted in some other form, it's another thing to contrive an elaborate situation to explain why something maybe, can be, sorta, somehow, possibly be seen as offensive.

I could write for hours on this, but this isn't the place so I'll boil it down to this: the majority opinion on what minorities and the marginalized should and shouldn't find bigoted or racist or offensive is not simply useless, it's the entire loving problem.

Echeladder! :neckbeard:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

This just in: humor is subjective.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I'm guessing this is going to involve some sort of Faustian bargain with the Batterwitch (of Life) to bring her back. Who will turn out to be Feferi, due to the Scratched Session not creating Bec Noir (due to there being no Bec), which in turn means Bec Noir doesn't gently caress up the troll's session in this divergent, scratched timeline, which furthermore means that they were able to walk through their doorway to the Betaverse Earth Universe after they won.

If any of this actually proves accurate I'll be gobsmacked.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

So Jake's dreamself is dead before the game, Jane's real-self is dead before the game. At this rate, Beta-Bro will have never actually existed and Beta-Mom will exist at all points in time, forever.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I have to imagine this is going to end with Jade realizing she can simply use her Space powers to pinch the fabric of space-time together and shorten the relative distance between where she is and where she's going. It's like she's never played Mage the Ascension/Awakening or something.

Just make a distance of three light years shorter! Jeeze.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Seoinin posted:

Oh hey I remember when pretty much this exact joke happened with Gamzee and Karkat.

I am not sure if you've noticed but there is sort of a lot of repetition in Homestuck. It's kind of a theme.

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Jack is smitten to find somebody like him, PM wants to eviscerate him. How is this hard?

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