Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Kelp Plankton posted:

Andrew Hussie's true plan: an infinite supply of Spades Slicks stabbing everyone, forever.

Literally every ending is getting stabbed by Slick. In the good ending, you finish the game and then get stabbed as you look at your new universe.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
We're not going to see any actual characters until some time next week, are we?

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Castomira posted:

I like how we've gotten to the point that even the imps are way too bored to aggro.

Imps have previously been shown to be receptive to baked goods.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
On the one hand, I don't need anything else frivilous on my credit card this month

On the other hand, Slickpack.

Decisions decisions.

EDIT: And there it goes. The Hussman HASS the milloin.

H.R. Hufflepuff fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Sep 11, 2012

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
So, on a non "Internet, you just gave a million dollars to the creator of Humanimals" note, does anyone else suspect that "massive reveal" is exactly as much of John as we're going to see before returning to Beforustrapped?

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Spellman posted:

Next up: The FELTPAK with 16 pool ball pins, some green-rear end finery, and an actual pool table.

Pretty sure he could do this without losing money if he put it in a high enough tier.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
And just like that, here comes another hundred thousand. The money pile doesn't stop from getting bigger.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

VJeff posted:

Rose/Kanaya wins, Hussie just does what he was planning to do anyway. :smug:

If you think anything involving even a single female character would win, you don't know Crazy Homestucks.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
...Yep, that is certainly what I would expect from a pair of unrelated teenagers of compatable gender who we just missed a year with.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Blood Nightmaster posted:

Looks like year two for these guys is gonna be John's 'Order of the Phoenix' stage.

Good thing we're only seeing one day of it.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
Fine, Hussie. I was probably just going to spend that money on frivlous things like food anyways.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
And it's official, I'm now in for a Slick/Seerpak combo. Hopefully I'll be able to hold out on the All Paks upgrade, but I don't have a lot of faith right now.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

change my name posted:

Soon we'll have semester long english courses in college about Homestuck too... :unsmigghh:

You thought Vriskachat was bad? Get ready for Vriskaessays.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Not gonna lie, that's pretty fantastic.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
EDIT: Never mind, figured it out.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
Oh my god, how is it possible? how can Cronus be a WORSE Ampora than Eridan?

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Bobulus posted:

It sure seems like Kurloz might have sabotaged some members of the A1 team in order to set up the failure state needed to create A2 and thus, paradoxically, themselves. Of course, they probably did a lot of it themselves, too, but it never helps to have a traitor.


The full list:

Kankri: Seer of Blood
Latula: Knight of Mind
Porrim: Maid of Space
Damara: Witch of Time
Aranea: Sylph of Light
Meulin: Mage of Heart
Cronus: Bard of Hope
Meenah: Thief of Life
Mituna: Heir of Doom
Kurloz: Prince of Rage
Darkleer?: Page of Void
Summoner?: Rogue of Breath

We don't technically know the classes of Tavros and Eridan's ancestors, but Summoner can't be Page of Breath, so by process of elimination...


Oh, it already was. Most of the things she said were.

Of course the troll who's basically Rufio is a Rogue, how could we not see that one coming a mile away?

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
It's going to be Eridan and we are all going to love him in comparison with Cronus.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
That "PSYCHE!" would have worked a lot better if we didn't already know there was one more part of Meenahquest 2012.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
Really, the only possible choice is to get the GameGrrl shirt in 4XL. You know it to be true.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

JT Jag posted:

Act 7's gonna basically be an epilogue, in no way will it exceed the length of the entire rest of the comic combined.

Yep, Homestuck's definitely going to be wrapped up some time in 2013. The Kickstarter even said so!

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Popo posted:

They pronounce Geromy with a soft G instead of a hard one though.

I fail to see how this is a problem.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Blood Nightmaster posted:

How great it must be for this dude, to just have a bunch of spare :10bux: lying around. I wonder how much he spends on re-regs alone per year?

Somewhat on-topic, I was skimming the Leper's Colony for permabanned users and came across two consecutive ones with no link to any particular post, who only have what appears to be a cropped picture of LE in the ban reason. I'm guessing those were related to the weirdo who admitted to owning a Homestuck porn blog? Or was there another incident I (fortunately) missed?

That would be the FYAD banner he uploaded about 1025 identical copies of into the rotation. It has nothing to do with us save that he used our character for it.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Ariong posted:

She seems happy enough.

She'll probably tear herself apart and explode the second she hits a word which could be turned into both a cat pun and a fish pun, but not simultaneously.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
Hurry up and work you stupid site! I want to see why everyone's disgusted by Caliborn again!

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Dias posted:

Now he couldn't be there, mostly because he is already here.

Sould we be scared then?

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Rose Spirit posted:

So I recently got a friend into Homestuck. This is part of her (blue) conversation today with a mutual friend (red).



I can't wait for this reaction. :allears:

Your mutual friend is the best kind of rear end in a top hat. :allears:

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Well Manicured Man posted:

Wow, CD has the most magnificent hat.

I'll bet it looked even better before he crumpled it so many times attempting to uncrumple it from different angles.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

KaosMachina posted:

Maybe she somehow accessed a weaponized version of the lifey thing?

Actually, given that the imps and such were creepy zombie things from the beginning, couldn't this just be that RPG classic of killing the undead with healing spells?

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

President Ark posted:

I'm pretty sure the proper term for what Koos feels is "schizophrenia". That seems to be a theme with all the people who obsessively rereg.

I'm fairly sure Koos only has one emotion, and that emotion is called "koos". If you are not Koos, you are incapable of feeling koos and attempting to describe koos to us plebians is like describing colour to a blind man.

gently caress, koos doesn't even look like a real word anymore.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Enough about Koos, let's talk about FANCY SANTAS.

I've got a better idea, let's talk about ZILLY SANTAS

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
My brain is still trying to process what just happened here. Jade, Jane, you go back to being not controlled right now young ladies. I am very disappointed in you.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Plom Bar posted:

Man I can't wait until A6I5I3 when one of you brain surgeons points out "hey, Caliborn is on a burgundy planet, which is the seventh planet, just like how the 7 ball in pool is burgundy!"

I can't wait for Caliborn to skip over the eighth planet because of his Fear of a Black Planet.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Hremsfeld posted:

If Koos was serious about feeding SA money for no good reason, he'd keep buying the same avatar, too :colbert:

In case anyone was wondering, no, Caliborn's "true land" doesn't actually have a name.

Either that, or my timing is just poo poo :iiam:

Precident says that it's the Land of Frogs and Frogs.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds


The last page of Homestuck is going to somehow simultaneously refer back to everything from creepy horseporn reviews to Humanimals to Wizardology to the Alf edits to the second-to-last page of Homestuck, isn't it?

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Color Printer posted:

Wait....Does Meenah have something backwards here? Is she getting the rings confused or did I misread something? I'm confused. :confused:

Nope, you've got it backwards yourself. Roxy still has the Ring of Void last time we checked, and naturally the Thief of Life is convinced that it's her destiny to one day steal the Ring of Life. Whether she wants to or not.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds
And the moral of the story is, never trust a Serket.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

aegof posted:

I think dying in doing this to Jake could be crammed into a sufficiently broad definition of "Just."

I'm pretty sure it could fit into the narrowest definition just as well.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Akett posted:

Jade remembering Calliope but also not having met her yet might be due to dream Jade meeting Calliope after this conversation. The Furthest Ring is kind of known for having crazy time and space shenanigans.

Or Calliope is lying, Occam's razor.

The only times Occam's razor was used in Homestuck, a page of plans and schemes was left with a large hole in the middle and weird time poo poo happened after hitting the wrong leprechaun gangster. With Homestuck, the more convoluted and ridiculous something seems the more likely it is.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

The Big Whoop posted:

So dumb question here, is Kanyana's rainbow drinker thing part of her god tier?

No, it's part of her tier on the hemospecturm.

H.R. Hufflepuff fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Sep 22, 2013

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply