Are you a cat racist? The black cats thread

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Are you a cat racist? The black cats thread

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

_{_{I am in fact a massive asswagon.

Do not let me touch computer.}}

My name is Max and I'm a thief.

If you have kids, I'll steal their toys.

If you have small tools, I'll steal them.

You have ribbons? Heh, not anymore.

I also like deep fried chicken. If you don't watch me, I'll steal a piece and share it with my sister, Ruby.

Chicken noodle soup? It's gone. I ate it for you.

You have a bowl of rice? You probably can't tell some of it is missing.

That's a nice duster you used to have. I took it back to my crib to ravage.

Instead of scratching people, like some kittens do, I've turned to a life of crime. You think I'm sweet because I go out of my way to not scratch you. I'll even slide right down your shirt, never trying to slow down with claws. Then when you tell everyone about me, I'll steal your stuff.

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