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Schindler's Fist
Jul 22, 2004
Weasels! Get 'em off me! Aaaa!
I've been thinking that black cats need some marketing (and a lot fewer superstitious mouth breathers). Maybe some well done ads could help. Maybe we can brainstorm some! I'll start.

"Superstition is bad luck. Adopt a black cat today!"

"Superstitious? Keep evil spirits at bay by adopting and loving a black cat.*"
*cat must be loved and happy. Your spiritual activity may vary.

"The God that guards your house at night is Cat! Adopt and love a black cat today."

"They're only bad luck if the food dish is empty. Adopt today!"

"Turn ons: food, toy mice, attention, and clean laundry to sleep on. Turn-offs: Superstition."

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