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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That�s weird because she was just on CBB talking about how much she loves Rhea.

E: not that you can�t still love someone from which you�re separating though

# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 21:32

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:37

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Man I would prolly pay a two drink min to see Roy Nelson do standup.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 05:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bill Hicks' dick must've tasted like a pack of cigarettes. I guess we'll never know.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 18:20

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Nah you can. His take on trans people is dumb as fuuuuck.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 06:29

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I dunno "My dick feels like corn" always makes me laugh.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 03:33

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That's a general criticism of the acts they came in his wake such as Jeselnik and Schumer. I don't give it much credence because the results bear themselves out in the end. When was the last time you heard anyone utter the name Anthony Jeselnik?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 08:29

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Odddzy posted:

That's fine, I'm just surprised that for someone that hates Fox news and their talking heads so much, you sure sound like you spend a lot of time watching their videos.

Dude just take the L

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 05:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

bango skank posted:

pretty funny that the people getting hysterical about loving jokes in the stand up comedy thread are the ones acting like theyre dunking on others, thats the true comedy here imho

Jokes are usually funny?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 07:28

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

"It's not just minorities who are just, you know, out there living. It's also dudes who rape and murder! White dudes even!"

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 07:44

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

XIII posted:

Anyone watch any of Netflix's new thang Comedians of the World? So far I've only watched Neal Brennan's and Ivan Decker's (both of which I really enjoyed). Also, why in the fuuuuuuuuuuuck were Chris D'Elia and Nick Swardson chosen as two of the four US comics?! (besides the fact that a broand an idiot are super accurate representations of 2019 America)

Delia is way too pleased to laugh at his own jokes. That said, the last thing I watched of his was loving terrible and I at least laughed a couple of times at this one.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 22:16

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

YOU EVER COME HOME TO YOUR WIFE... EATIN DOOKIE?

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 04:13

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

The Beef Jelly character has got to be based on this actual comedian

https://youtu.be/R-gytvj1w2w

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 04:15

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Why did you quote and then post the exact same video I linked?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 01:44

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

HAM BURGER

# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 02:04

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

It's punching down to the utmost degree.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 22:25

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That guy sucks. I'd rather listen to a Gallagher II special.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 22:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I saw Abbie and Ilana do a stand up thing together a few years ago and it was the shittiest most unfunny thing I'd seen in a long rear end time. We left halfway through when they started doing karaoke with no backing music.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 22:26

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Yeah the show was really funny but whatever they thought standup or improv was... it didn't work.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 18:14

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Megazver posted:

Mulaney is former drug addict.

So? Drugs addicts can be good people. What a strange comment.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 05:35

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Oh right that's why I know who that knob is. He trashed a disabled person in front of a thousand people and used her full name to do it. gently caress that dude.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 03:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Jurgan posted:

What little I�ve heard of Jeselnik is basically edgelord poo poo about �I�m so offensive, look at me!� Maybe there�s more to him, but I�ve never felt the desire to dig in.

Anyway, apparently Mike Birbiglia has jumped the shark for being TOO POLITICAL.

https://twitter.com/indyliberty/status/1224318927620190210?s=21

God drat it

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 06:11

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Rogan has a fuckin DMT molecule tattooed on his shoulder so I think he does more than just smoke weed.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 04:42

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Jurgan posted:

I feel similarly about Bill Hicks. It�s like, I relate to the anger but it feels joyless. I particularly remember a long bit about Rush Limbaugh giving Barbara Bush oral sex. I get the idea of trying to bring them down but it�s just gross and not funny. Or the thing where he tells advertisers to kill themselves; it�s more venting in front of an audience than telling jokes.

It's ok. Bill Hicks wasn't that funny. Good showman for sure but his material doesn't hold up at all.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 06:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Instagram definitely wants me to look at her and laugh that's for fuckin sure

# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 21:58

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Carthag Tuek posted:

I like Armisen in some of the Documentary Now! eps & some SNL stuff, but sometimes he feels too controlled for me. Like I know all comedians are trying to remain in control of their jokes, but he can come off as robotic in his delivery, to me. Like you can tell from his eyes that he is beep-booping the perfect delivery. I would do the same thing, if I were a sketch comedy artist, but I would wear shades.

Disclaimer: The above is what I've seen of him. I haven't watched Portlandia because I'm not American and it would be dumb to do so

Can confirm. Am an American and do not recommend it.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 02:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That's okay SNL sucks rear end

# ¿ Nov 9, 2020 04:23

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I'm sure they'll all get top flight treatment... maybe not Bobby Lee though. RIP Bobby.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 18:44

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I wonder if he had any weird twinges in his brain when he filmed his Workaholics role as a pedophile.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 06:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

https://youtu.be/Z2anWvbM0KY

Lmao

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 06:32

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Riptor posted:

what the gently caress even is this podcast

A guy who used to get punched in the head professionally is now a stand up comedian that for some reason people love looking at and listening to.

And then Bryan Callen and Chris D'Elia are there just for background pedo sounds.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 23:08

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Gramps posted:

Also, if you're not a fan of YourMomsHouse he's gonna hit you with some jokes or references that might seem way over the line but they're inside jokes from the pod.

I hate this poo poo. I hate watching a comedy special and thinking "oh this is funnier if you've spent 100 hours listening to this person prattle on."

# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 23:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Tony Phillips posted:

I don't even know if Jay does stand up or if this poo poo's true but drat if it doesn't look like him and where the hell else would you post this?

https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1367595894829436932

https://thecomicscomic.com/2021/03/05/comedy-fans-id-jay-johnston-as-capitol-insurrectionist/

Already has a snopes entry.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jay-johnston-capitol-riots/

Lmao holy poo poo it does look like him. He looks super pissed that he's been lied to his entire life about 24 being the biggest number.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 20:47

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Man his meltdown appearance on Seth Meyers' show was so fuckin bizarre (but also really loving funny).

https://youtu.be/1yXPxaO9Xcs

# ¿ May 12, 2021 19:51

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

*thousand island stare*

# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 19:07

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Man that takes guts.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 19:35

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Nope can't won't stop don't

# ¿ Nov 10, 2021 09:55

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

It's weird how he comes at it from the exact opposite angle I do but somehow reaches the same conclusion.

Like yeah dude five feet vs six feet is a dumb distinction but that's because it should be twelve feet at least.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2021 19:09

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Holy poo poo it's exactly that. Man I hate that it's kinda funny now.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 21:22

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

If you Google him the first recommendation is "junior stopka Holocaust joke"

# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 21:35

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:37

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Can we get a check up on Harland Williams?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 05:22

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