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Jack Bandit
Feb 6, 2005
Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

Forum Hussy posted:

Aziz Ansari and Chelsea Peretti are doing a show tonight at a local theater but no one wants to go with me and I hate going to stuff alone.

correction: it's tomorrow, but still

Don't pass that up. Once the show starts you won't even care that you're by yourself but if you don't go you'll probably regret it. That is an awesome doubleheader.

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Jack Bandit
Feb 6, 2005
Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months
Ugh I wish I hadn't heard about this. I'm going to the Pittsburgh show tonight and now I'm going to be paranoid the whole time that people are going to act like idiots and ruin the show.

Jack Bandit
Feb 6, 2005
Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months
Yeah that article should have been a five word tweet.

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