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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Why is he eating spaghetti off his friend's package?

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Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


ThatPazuzu posted:

Why is he eating spaghetti off his friend's package?

Cause it sorta looks like a dong.

Twiggy Johnson
Jun 10, 2011

ThatPazuzu posted:

Why is he eating spaghetti off his friend's package?

You fail at the internet.

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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Athenry posted:

Cause it sorta looks like a dong.
I'm just awed that "Bro, strip down to your undies, Imma eat Italian food off of you so it looks like we're gay" is something that they musst have said.

Twiggy Johnson posted:

You fail at the internet.
:sigh: I haven't eaten enough spaghetti off my friends' junk to fit in.

Ceddan
Aug 15, 2004

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loud dildo
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster

Desperado Bones posted:

Wasn't this done on purpose? Something about fertility and making Jesus' abs look like a big penis? Or was someone just joking about it?:



It's supposed to represent his distended stomach.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Desperado Bones posted:

Wasn't this done on purpose? Something about fertility and making Jesus' abs look like a big penis? Or was someone just joking about it?:



These are either early Roman Catholic (pre 8th C), or later Orthodox icons. In any event, it was the accepted way of depicting a man--it's not fertility, it's not the Shroud of Turin, it's just the manner of the time.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Ferremit posted:

Err... Does that involve... glue... Or graspable protrusions?

Im confused how that actually stays put!


It's like an underwire in a bra. It's a fabric-covered stiff wire, slightly flexible. You wedge it between your butt cheeks by your b-hole and it covers the hoo-ha, effectively clamping all that poo poo in place.

C-strings are terrifying.


Edit: There's C-strings for men, too: http://www.nuwear.com/brand/rage.html

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rockamiclikeavandal
Jul 2, 2010



ears, you pervert

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

rockamiclikeavandal posted:



ears, you pervert

That was as shocking as the bald man with lotion on his back earlier on.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Ceddan posted:



Not sure I get this one.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Dead Blue Sky posted:

Not sure I get this one.

There is multicoloured jizz going everywhere while a man makes an o-face. I don't know how you could not.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


:pervert:

Oh, no wait...



:gonk:

Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars
Thats :nms: not :nws:

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

SlightButSteady posted:

:nms: squid...thing

Okay, what exactly am I looking at here? Because that's seriously the worst thing I've seen on the internet in a while.

Orange Harrison
Feb 24, 2010

All through the day, I me mine

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

That was as shocking as the bald man with lotion on his back earlier on.

If this thread has taught us anything, it's that bald men are inherently pseudo-nsfw.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

RangerScum
Apr 6, 2006

lol hey there buddy

Stoatbringer posted:



I had to do a double take there; those watermelons look so much like real breasts, it's uncanny.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

RangerScum posted:

I had to do a double take there; those watermelons look so much like real breasts, it's uncanny.

Like big bags of sand.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

That's how I like 'em. Rock hard, green and stripey. :quagmire:

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Mushinronsha
Apr 14, 2006

Please do not feed poinsettias to animals, its not good for them and I dont want PI to yell at me.
Don't think this one's been posted yet.

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Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Mushinronsha posted:

Don't think this one's been posted yet.




Is that from the old Puzz-3d game version of Notre Dame cathedral?!

King Gonorrhea
Feb 11, 2008

Son of Ass Pharaoh
Maybe I've just seen this picture before, but I swear I've seen that personally. If I'm thinking right it's in Waikiki, shot from a high hotel balcony across the street.

e: \/ Well played TShields

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Mushinronsha
Apr 14, 2006

Please do not feed poinsettias to animals, its not good for them and I dont want PI to yell at me.

AA is for Quitters posted:

Is that from the old Puzz-3d game version of Notre Dame cathedral?!

I found it in a funny picture thread in 2008, but I think it's a real photo.

TShields
Mar 30, 2007

We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

King Gonorrhea posted:

Maybe I've just seen this picture before, but I swear I've seen that personally. If I'm thinking right it's in Waikiki, shot from a high hotel balcony across the street.

Waikiki? Like, Hawaii? They get a lot of snow there, do they?

Lenaway
Feb 8, 2006

Touch Fuzzy
Get Dizzy

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Jackdaw Zero
Sep 2, 2011

hyperhazard posted:



Reminds me of this:



It's a fish.

NorskHotDog
Oct 23, 2010

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.
While we're doing statues:





Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


dinozombiesgoRARR posted:


What exactly is that supposed to be? A burrito?

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Athenry posted:

What exactly is that supposed to be? A burrito?

I'll spoiler it in case anyone wants to figure it out for themselves: newborn holding mother's finger

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

TShields posted:

Waikiki? Like, Hawaii? They get a lot of snow there, do they?

I think that's in Ottawa. But I'm not seeing the NWS bit.

e: oh penis nm

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:



Alright this is the best one, just because of how innocent and loving the original intent was.

Too bad most people will see that and think "this lady sure loves tuggin weiners"

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

I'll spoiler it in case anyone wants to figure it out for themselves: newborn holding mother's finger

I can sort of see that, just the fingernail is horribly skewed and there's a star where the non-existent pee-hole would go? Why the star?

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Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:



I think this might just be the best/worst accidental NWS picture to have ever existed. From the love of a mother meeting her newborn child for the first time-- to a baby jerking a wiener. Unbelievable.

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