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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Megaspel posted:

I can sort of see that, just the fingernail is horribly skewed and there's a star where the non-existent pee-hole would go? Why the star?

It's not skewed, she has a nail decal of a shooting star, that's where that shaded area at the tip comes from. If the tattoo artist had just taken the time to edit that decal out, it would be a lovely and timeless dedication to the mother and child bond instead of a timeless dedication to a fat guy jacking off.

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Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

RandomFerret posted:

It's not skewed, she has a nail decal of a shooting star, that's where that shaded area at the tip comes from. If the tattoo artist had just taken the time to edit that decal out, it would be a lovely and timeless dedication to the mother and child bond instead of a timeless dedication to a fat guy jacking off.

The star was the first thing that clued me in that it was a fingernail. I think it would be worse without it.

quote:



Wow, the brain sure is weird. I knew exactly what this was not, and yet I couldn't see anything else.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Sorta...

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous



Allow me to introduce Urechis unicinctus, the Korean spoon worm.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Jackdaw Zero posted:

Reminds me of this:



It's a fish.

This is Poseidon in Gothenburg, it originally had a bigger dick, but the artist had to make it smaller because of public outcry. He also added the fish... Yeah it was very intentional.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

hyperhazard posted:




Allow me to introduce Urechis unicinctus, the Korean spoon worm.

Spoon wormmmssss! They're a type of annelid, but interestingly there is also a phylum of animals known as the Priapulids--a name derived from Priapus, a Greek fertility god with a giant wang. The common name is "penis worms." (Really.) They're actually less penisy looking than these, though!


Less wangy.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Pick posted:

Spoon wormmmssss! They're a type of annelid, but interestingly there is also a phylum of animals known as the Priapulids--a name derived from Priapus, a Greek fertility god with a giant wang. The common name is "penis worms." (Really.) They're actually less penisy looking than these, though!


Less wangy.
"Is there a worm in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" :smug:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Google image search for spoon worm is just horrifying.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?


Found this in a tourist magazine in Victoria, BC.

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Floss Finder

RizieN
May 15, 2004

and it was still hot.
Are those eggs?

And are foot massages XXX in BC?

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

RizieN posted:

And are foot massages XXX in BC?

Cover up the lower/smaller four toes

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Floss Finder

RizieN posted:

Are those eggs?


they aren't :butt: cheeks

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Fors Yard posted:

Cover up the lower/smaller four toes

You have a weird penis.

marshmallard
Apr 15, 2005

This post is about me.

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:



It's not just tattoos - this can look dodgy in real life too. This was an acquaintance's Facebook profile pic, I did a serious triple-take when I saw it:

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

hyperhazard posted:




Allow me to introduce Urechis unicinctus, the Korean spoon worm.

I thought these were baby piggies. :saddowns:

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

poptart_fairy posted:

I thought these were baby piggies. :saddowns:

Maybe in the Pokemon universe, but not this one ...

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


hyperhazard posted:




Allow me to introduce Urechis unicinctus, the Korean spoon worm.

Those look even better in motion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIxcN0-v_pI

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

hyperhazard posted:


You can eat them too :nms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvLhb-iyXKE

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:



Why would you do that?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Yeah that's definitely NWS.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

blue squares posted:

Yeah that's definitely NWS.

You're offended by exposed ankles?? :raise:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

You're offended by exposed ankles?? :raise:

I know I'm offended by someone wearing flesh-coloured leggings as pants. At least put a skirt or something over that! Goddamn...

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'
Westminster Bridge:

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Emma Watson and an unfortunate foot at the beach

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Okay, this one is just weird. Yeah, you're not sucking the guy's cock, but you are eating spaghetti off his crotch.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

kimbo305 posted:

Emma Watson and an unfortunate foot at the beach


:gonk:

That foot would look like a penis even if it weren't sticking out of someone's crotch. Jesus christ.

VV I'm saying the foot is ugly, and dicks are ugly. Therefore that foot looks like a dick. :colbert:

King Vidiot has a new favorite as of 01:39 on Jun 14, 2012

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Tewratomeh posted:

:gonk:

That foot would look like a penis even if it weren't sticking out of someone's crotch. Jesus christ.

flatluigi posted:

You have a weird penis.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwww

I assume that's some kind of albino soft-shelled turtle, or something? Good God, I feel sorry for it. :smith:

They're supposed to look like this

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Sagebrush posted:

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwww

I assume that's some kind of albino soft-shelled turtle, or something? Good God, I feel sorry for it. :smith:

They're supposed to look like this



It just looks like a pancake...

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King Gonorrhea
Feb 11, 2008

Son of Ass Pharaoh

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