PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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Fame Throwa: Nov 3, 2007; Time to make all the decisions!

My city is full of inappropriate statues.

This is an actual statue at the zoo. I like to call it "Bi-Curious George"

This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary. However, the people who built it apparently didn't think of how it would look from the road.

# ? Aug 4, 2012 07:04

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:04

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? Aug 4, 2012 09:36

CHiRAL: Mar 29, 2010; Anus.

I posted:

There's actually a whole page of these.
Makes you wanna start watching, doesn't it? :allears:

# ? Aug 4, 2012 14:08

Xenoveritas: May 9, 2010; Dinosaur Gum

I posted:

It's too bad that wasn't taken on a TiVo, which insists on calling every Olympic event "XXX Summer Olympics." Which is how I learned that this was the 30th Summer Olympics.

# ? Aug 4, 2012 15:47

TShields: Mar 30, 2007; We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

Xenoveritas posted:

It's too bad that wasn't taken on a TiVo, which insists on calling every Olympic event "XXX Summer Olympics." Which is how I learned that this was the 30th Summer Olympics.

DirecTV does that too. I keep thinking it's porn. I'm always disappointed.

# ? Aug 4, 2012 16:24

Guest2553: Aug 3, 2012

TShields posted:

DirecTV does that too. I keep thinking it's porn. I'm always disappointed.

Imagine my disappointment when I turned on the channel to the US women's volleyball team with the XXX tag at the bottom :negative:

# ? Aug 4, 2012 19:32

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I posted:

Olympics interest piqued.

# ? Aug 4, 2012 19:38

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? Aug 6, 2012 02:14

The Third Man: Nov 5, 2005; I know how much you like ponies so I got you a ponies avatar bro

I feel uncomfortable just looking at that...

# ? Aug 6, 2012 02:35

Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

ThatPazuzu posted:

Sir Nose posted:

What am I supposed to see here?

I had the same question about this one:

Stoatbringer posted:

???

# ? Aug 6, 2012 03:18

A Fancy 400 lbs: Jul 24, 2008

The Third Man posted:

I feel uncomfortable just looking at that...

Yeah, once you get over the penis arm it's like... why do you have a picture of three little girls hugging anyways?

# ? Aug 6, 2012 03:23

TShields: Mar 30, 2007; We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Yeah, once you get over the penis arm it's like... why do you have a picture of three little girls hugging anyways?

Daughters, cousins, friends? What's hard about that?

# ? Aug 6, 2012 04:12

enthe0s: Oct 24, 2010; In another few hours, the sun will rise!

TShields posted:

Daughters, cousins, friends? What's hard about that?

You forget that goons aren't very knowledgeable about normal social customs such as going outside or interacting with people in person.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 04:18

Jack MacAskill: Feb 21, 2011

Sir Nose posted:

???

You're obviously not familiar with the ancient Japanese art of bukkake.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 04:20

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Yeah, once you get over the penis arm it's like... why do you have a picture of three little girls hugging anyways?

Because I saw it on another comedy site and thought it would fit this thread?

# ? Aug 6, 2012 04:35

Jim DiGriz: Apr 28, 2008; Maybe there is no room for guys like us.; Grimey Drawer

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Yeah, once you get over the penis arm it's like... why do you have a picture of three little girls hugging anyways?

Please, say that you were joking and of course you know about the concept of "family photos" and such things. I want the sadness to go away

# ? Aug 6, 2012 07:48

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Jim DiGriz posted:

Please, say that you were joking and of course you know about the concept of "family photos" and such things. I want the sadness to go away .

He didn't mean "why would you take that picture" he meant "why would you have a picture of little girls you don't know hugging." I hope disgust replaces your sadness.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 07:52

TShields: Mar 30, 2007; We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

ThatPazuzu posted:

He didn't mean "why would you take that picture" he meant "why would you have a picture of little girls you don't know hugging." I hope disgust replaces your sadness.

Because it look's like that fourth child's arm is the dude's strangely shaped penis? Come on, man. Why WOULDN'T you save that?

In all seriousness though, the man's hand peeking out above the kid's arm looks more like a flacid cock draped over the waistline of his shorts than anything else.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 12:58

CestMoi: Sep 16, 2011

The author of the book just adds to the brilliance.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 13:34

Jim DiGriz: Apr 28, 2008; Maybe there is no room for guys like us.; Grimey Drawer

ThatPazuzu posted:

He didn't mean "why would you take that picture" he meant "why would you have a picture of little girls you don't know hugging." I hope disgust replaces your sadness.

Ah, okay. Never thought I'd ever use this phrase, but the penis arm explains that question all right.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 13:49

A Fancy 400 lbs: Jul 24, 2008

Yeah, "you" being the random person who started spreading it and not the family member who originally took it, especially since it looks like it's cropped to focus on the girls.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 14:23

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

TShields posted:

Because it look's like that fourth child's arm is the dude's strangely shaped penis? Come on, man. Why WOULDN'T you save that?

In all seriousness though, the man's hand peeking out above the kid's arm looks more like a flacid cock draped over the waistline of his shorts than anything else.

Of all the possible times for my brain to decide to read a post in the avatar's voice :stare:

# ? Aug 6, 2012 14:57

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

# ? Aug 6, 2012 17:38

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Quahog's shouldn't count :colbert:

Also they were my cousin's college mascot.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 18:03

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Soulex posted:

Also they were my cousin's college mascot.

Please tell me that they had a guy in a quahog mascot costume at their sports games, waving his clam dick at the other team.

Edit: jesus christ it actually exists

# ? Aug 6, 2012 18:11

Supeerme: Sep 13, 2010

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Yeah, "you" being the random person who started spreading it and not the family member who originally took it, especially since it looks like it's cropped to focus on the girls.

You are implying something or what?

# ? Aug 6, 2012 18:15

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Please tell me that they had a guy in a quahog mascot costume at their sports games, waving his clam dick at the other team.

Edit: jesus christ it actually exists

I would not lie to you.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 18:49

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

Thats a geoduck

# ? Aug 6, 2012 20:20

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

CestMoi posted:

The author of the book just adds to the brilliance.

Good work to whomever wrote the amazon reviews for this book.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 21:11

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

smg77 posted:

Good work to whomever wrote the amazon reviews for this book.

My goodness, you weren't kidding.

An Amazon reviewer posted:

Penetrative Pound

Throughout the text, Mr. Pound has proved himself both a master debater in the face of rather daunting issues regarding the Olympic Games, as well as a cunning linguist with his mastery of prose. The narrative itself deeply penetrates into the confluxated veil of secrecy that surrounds virtually every aspect of these Games. Furthermore, while some authors would pull out of exploring these issues when they become overly sensitive or otherwise uncomfortable, Mr. Pound shows both vigor and stamina in what fulminates in an overall satisfying climax.

An Amazon reviewer posted:

A Good Four Inches

Dick Pound cleverly pokes it's way into the mushy gushy, in a stalking perspective, often surprising at the many positions he takes (innovative yet powerful strokes of excitement is each behind-the-scenes account). This read was a good four inches thick, somewhat on the shorter side, but he uses every inch of it masterfully, carefully, and oft forcefully upon the unsuspecting. Dick Pound surprises everyone, and even you, as he creeps up behind you and delivers a political message you will not (and cannot) forget. It will leave you utterly shaken, and wanting more and more of Dick Pound.

See, kids, this is why you pay attention in reading and writing class.

# ? Aug 6, 2012 21:32

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? Aug 8, 2012 04:41

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# ? Aug 8, 2012 05:16

Sexy Flanders: Jun 21, 2012; by T. Finninho

*edit*
NM beaten quite badly.

Sexy Flanders has a new favorite as of 06:38 on Aug 8, 2012

# ? Aug 8, 2012 05:31

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010

Well, it is one page back, I guess.

# ? Aug 8, 2012 05:57

Aipsh: Feb 17, 2006; GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

This is the best thread, it must be fed

It's a mouth

# ? Aug 8, 2012 22:06

Livingston: Jun 28, 2007; hiiitsss

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# ? Aug 18, 2012 08:45

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# ? Aug 18, 2012 09:41

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TShields: Mar 30, 2007; We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

A LOVELY LAD posted:

I'm usually pretty good at these, but I don't see this one at all.

# ? Aug 18, 2012 14:17

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