PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Megillah Gorilla posted:

And $19.

Now, if it was $5, I'd be cool with it.

But for $19 you could buy a real toy, a bag of brickies sand and a bucket.

But that's not what Jamie's mum got him :qq:

# ? Oct 19, 2018 20:56

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# ? May 16, 2024 05:07

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Speaking of utterly worthless crap, I went into a servo today and they were selling Treasure X for $19.

What is Treasure X?

It's a box of literal sand with a lovely toy and a "treasure chest" inside. For nineteen loving dollars. And you can't even eat any of it.

Seriously, it's a Kinder Surprise where, instead of mediocre chocolate, you get literally sand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z13G3RcdvI

EDIT: Watching this video again, I cannot parse how this is not satire.

"When there was no meat, we'd eat crawfish. And when there was no crawfish, we'd eat sand."

# ? Oct 19, 2018 21:06

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

You ate what?

# ? Oct 19, 2018 21:32

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Phanatic posted:

You ate what?

We ate sand.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 22:15

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I've eaten sand. Well, actually dry dirt. I sampled ancient volcanic ash and lacustrine clay deposits on a geomorphology field trip to differentiate them. They look and feel the same, but volcanic ash tastes like burnt dust while lacustrine clay taste like you ate your art project.

Edit: I forgot what thread I was in lmao

# ? Oct 19, 2018 22:48

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 19, 2018 23:12

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

freeedr posted:

We ate sand.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 23:25

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Why is Hey Arnold holding a phaser?

# ? Oct 20, 2018 05:46

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Say Nothing posted:

This man is angry. Angry about his balls.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 06:33

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Solice Kirsk posted:

Why is Hey Arnold holding a phaser?

I'm pretty sure that's Aurthor holding a light saber

# ? Oct 20, 2018 07:05

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

It's Doug from the show Doug.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 07:24

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Please don't post NWS Arthur.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 09:17

letthereberock: Sep 4, 2004

Say Nothing posted:

Not sure what I love more about this one: the implication that the dude shoved his balls through the collapsible handle of his suitcase, or the �I�m not gonna look, I�m not gonna look� look on the woman to the left.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:43

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

letthereberock posted:

Not sure what I love more about this one: the implication that the dude shoved his balls through the collapsible handle of his suitcase, or the “I’m not gonna look, I’m not gonna look” look on the woman to the left.

Just lol if you don't shove your balls through everything

# ? Oct 20, 2018 18:27

PubicMice: Feb 14, 2012; looking for information on posts

The Bloop posted:

Just lol if you don't shove your balls through everything

Just lol if you don't have Enrique shove his balls through things for you.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 20:19

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

PubicMice posted:

Just lol if you don't have Enrique shove your balls through things for you.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 20:25

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

# ? Oct 21, 2018 01:09

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

huh, they are sideways

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Oct 21, 2018 04:50

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Panty Saluter posted:

huh, they are sideways

# ? Oct 21, 2018 06:28

Caedus: Sep 11, 2007; It's good to have a sense of scale.

Panty Saluter posted:

huh, they are sideways

fuuuuuuuuuuck

# ? Oct 21, 2018 07:35

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Panty Saluter posted:

huh, they are sideways

# ? Oct 21, 2018 09:36

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Panty Saluter posted:

huh, they are sideways

Why do you care? Are you a harmonica player?

# ? Oct 21, 2018 13:00

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Picnic Princess posted:

I've eaten sand.

"...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."

H.I.: You ate what?

"We ate sand."

[pause]

H.I.: You ate SAND?

That's right!

# ? Oct 21, 2018 14:37

Jedrick: Mar 21, 2010; There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Say Nothing posted:

lol, Cleveland

# ? Oct 22, 2018 09:46

A LOVELY LAD: Feb 8, 2006; Hey man, wanna hear a secret?; College Slice

# ? Oct 22, 2018 19:29

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Here's something to keep in there

# ? Oct 23, 2018 10:41

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

bike tory posted:

Here's something to keep in there

It's... It's like the neckbeard of pubes :aaaaa:

# ? Oct 23, 2018 11:01

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

bike tory posted:

Here's something to keep in there

Ah, an old classic. Good time of year to whip that one out. :flaccid:

# ? Oct 23, 2018 17:53

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

I take off my Robes and whip out my wizard's nose....

# ? Oct 23, 2018 17:55

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

DandyLion posted:

I take off my Robes and whip out my wizard's nose....

haha

# ? Oct 23, 2018 20:50

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

# ? Oct 24, 2018 03:41

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

"In to you"
"In to me"

# ? Oct 24, 2018 08:32

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 25, 2018 05:49

gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

Say Nothing posted:

brings new meaning to "pop a boner"

# ? Oct 25, 2018 17:00

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 26, 2018 08:16

moller: Jan 10, 2007; Swan stole my music and framed me!

cocktus

# ? Oct 26, 2018 10:56

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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PAIGE NO

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:19

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Send bobs
Birch lasagne

# ? Oct 28, 2018 00:34

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Say Nothing posted:

Desert girls make do

# ? Oct 28, 2018 02:10

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# ? May 16, 2024 05:07

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

Desert girls make do

Hachi machi

# ? Oct 28, 2018 03:58

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