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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RentCavalier posted:

My crotch is still buffering.

84%...85%...84%...

My little first person shooter has pretty bad lag.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

My little first person shooter has pretty bad lag.

Mine's still in development, with surprisingly few alpha testers.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Mine is doing that thing that happens sometimes to corpses in Fallout 3. woooo00ooooo0oo0000ooooo

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

cowboythreespeech posted:

Mine is doing that thing that happens sometimes to corpses in Fallout 3. woooo00ooooo0oo0000ooooo
You might need to see a doctor.

zagron
May 10, 2012

Edit: dammit, I missed a page.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Scambl
Jun 1, 2007

Anything you can do, Neil Gaiman can do better.



I don't even know what to say about this face, but it did make me laugh for a little bit too long.

Zephonith
Jun 25, 2008

Maybe if I actually played Mafia, I'd get a better gift from my Mafia Secret Santa. :(

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth



It's her arm

Sethik
Oct 23, 2005

American Carebear Beauty

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE


I can't UNSEE it!!!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I've been O'Keefe'd!

Choc
Dec 1, 2005

I hate LOVE the SA purchase system

What am I missing here?

dirby
Sep 21, 2004


Helping goons with math
This thread, apparently.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Choc posted:

What am I missing here?

The creature that is standing on its hind legs looks like it might have a stick-erection. I think.

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

What are seeds in the field supposed to look like other than just that?

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.
a bunch of bush.

Those "religious figures"are dildos and refuse to accept it otherwise.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Stormageddon posted:

a bunch of bush.

Some of them even have belly buttons floating in mid air above them.

Zombies magazine
Oct 17, 2005

Firmly grasp the :kazooieass:


No loving way that's a tomato.

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


It's a tomato being held up in front of a girl.

edit: vvv okay, it's a tomato that was photoshopped in front of a girl.

senrath has a new favorite as of 05:56 on Dec 28, 2012

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

West Ham Sandwich posted:

No loving way that's a tomato.

senrath posted:

It's a tomato being held up in front of a girl.

You're both wrong! :butt::colbert::butt:

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.


Hope this wasn't already posted.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Scambl
Jun 1, 2007

Anything you can do, Neil Gaiman can do better.

mrfart posted:



Hope this wasn't already posted.

It hasn't, but I do suggest you go through the whole thread as there are some serious gems in there.

Howards Bellend
Aug 25, 2007

Saw on Tumblr. Eww!

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



mrfart posted:



Hope this wasn't already posted.
I'm thinking... early 1980's Germany/Scandinavia? Just out of curiosity, am I close?

Choronzons son
Mar 1, 2011

Stormageddon posted:

Those "religious figures"are dildos and refuse to accept it otherwise.

A Holy Mary Dildo - the most ironic way possible for a girl to pop her own cherry.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Don't worry, it's not what it looks like.

(It's her tail).

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

I posted:

Don't worry, it's not what it looks like.

(It's her tail).

What the gently caress?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

fork bomb posted:

What the gently caress?

Looks like a street view multiple exposure glitch, or some kind of shutter speed weirdness.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


fork bomb posted:

What the gently caress?
A Google street view composite image or something similar.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Choronzons son posted:

A Holy Mary Dildo - the most ironic way possible for a girl to pop her own cherry.

There's other options. (nws)

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Holy gently caress. Clicking on that link just about wrung the last of my Catholic guilt out of me. I don't think I ever thought I'd see the words "Baby Jesus Butt Plug" but there we are, people.

Shoozy
Apr 11, 2007

Most of those look like they'd be painful to use.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

DrNutt posted:

I don't think I ever thought I'd see the words "Baby Jesus Butt Plug"

:nws: sort of. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1358009337&sr=1-1

Timid
Dec 13, 2012

hyperhazard posted:

On purpose, but still.



This. Is. GENIUS.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Timid posted:

This. Is. GENIUS.

You seem really excited about fake baby wieners.

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Castle Bidimar
Mar 27, 2012

by T. Finninho

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

You seem really excited about fake baby wieners.

You seem remarkably comfortable around them

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