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This may come as a surprise, but it's pronounced in a way that rhymes with "penis." Truly, WWF writers are masters of their craft.
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Somebody start a "Photoshop professional wrestlers onto the cover of lovely Kindle erotica" thread.
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Dec 1, 2013 01:45
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See that powercord? It vibrates too. 
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Aug 21, 2014 18:03
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 holy poo poo I had to look three times before I saw that drat dog.
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Sep 13, 2014 19:11
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please don't tell us about your kinks tia
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Sep 13, 2014 19:25
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Leave it to goons to think vaginas look like T-Rex mouths  j/k where can I get my squirting pussy cereal prize
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May 15, 2015 02:51
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Away all Goats posted:Holy poo poo, I always thought I had a weird mutant mouth because sometimes spit would shoot out when I yawned. Turns out its normal enough to have a wikipedia sub entry! "Normal enough to have a wikipedia sub entry" Just stop and think about what you just said. sit in the corner and think about it
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May 17, 2015 04:06
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Huh, I used to know a guy named Dick Pool.
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Aug 8, 2015 14:36
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Hirayuki posted:Forgive the awful reflection. clever girl
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Oct 10, 2015 18:22
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Astrobastard posted:How the gently caress can you not see that dick i mean holy poo poo phallagnosia is a rare but legitimate disorder making the sufferer blind to penises
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Nov 19, 2015 04:08
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If I were the flash I'd be sure to strap my junk down before running a bazillion miles per hour
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Nov 21, 2015 21:26
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Makes you wish John Waters had a shot at directing GoT. Divine would have been fabulous as Cersei Lannister
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Jan 17, 2016 22:48
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What do you mean they don't make those with white chocolate??
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Aug 17, 2016 17:44
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Actually, I think it's just her hand.
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Aug 25, 2016 21:33
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I was in the pool!
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Sep 25, 2016 01:43
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*goon looks at a vagina sideways* what is this even? *turns vagina 90 degrees* ohhhhhhhhhh
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Sep 29, 2016 16:43
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Flexing bicep!
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Oct 24, 2016 20:53
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:while i appreciate that the thread metastasised a very long time ago into "post photos that remind you faintly of genitals", i am absolutely in love with the idea of someone being hauled into HR to be faced with an angry boss waving printouts of a salmon steak pff, look at this guy who's never seen a salmongina before
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Oct 25, 2016 02:19
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh good, it's parasitic, and emits an odor of feces. Guys, please don't post pictures of my ex's gross vag
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Nov 28, 2016 01:54
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Why is nobody mentioning the gloves? seriously whats up with the gloves
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Feb 11, 2017 20:06
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Help Im Alive posted:why are they pretending (?) to eat their baby gonna lady and the tramp that baby. sucking its arms in until they meet at the sternum and kiss, dude all nudging the baby head over to the lady with his nose
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You know how doctors are growing ears and noses by grafting them onto peoples' arms and legs? Dude has a pussy grafted onto his elbow for science. He's a goddamn hero 
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May 6, 2017 00:36
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Yeah, it's bad enough to get tricked into looking at something that's not a vagina they don't need to rub it in 
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May 6, 2017 13:17
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Sexual basalt
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May 24, 2017 00:34
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Please don't leak stills from my pornographic sequel to The Frighteners.
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Jun 3, 2017 12:33
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Baby got bark
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Jun 10, 2017 05:38
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pulp rag posted:I've heard about jerking it to nature documentaries, but this is rediculous. Actually, I think its deciduous.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:44
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Gender swapped Silence of the Lambs coming along nicely. The problem with these averages is that everybody is measuring from a different place, which can really gently caress up the numbers. For instance, I am actually 8 inches If you start measuring from my rear end in a top hat
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Jun 13, 2017 01:21
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If only there was a brief period in time in which both fax machines and 3d printers co-existed.
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Jun 13, 2017 22:46
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Have you ever accidentally printed a paper that's like 1,000 pages and you start rapidly clicking for the print cancel button? Imagine that but instead of accidentally printing your pirated copy of Lord of the Rings, it's a ten-foot cock. This is our future.
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Jun 14, 2017 00:48
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Turpitude II posted:I'd sit on that. Could probably spin too
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Jun 14, 2017 16:47
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In my head I can hear Jeremy saying "if this car were a penis... it would be loving your mum."
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Jun 21, 2017 00:59
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Seems redundant 
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Jun 26, 2017 11:51
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Ah yes, raw garlic and onion, the scents flavors I associate with good pussy
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Jul 7, 2017 13:44
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Feels like I'm wearing nothing but mulch! ...nothing but mulch! ...nothing but mulch! ...nothing but mulch!
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Jul 10, 2017 04:26
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They grow on trees now? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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Jul 15, 2017 12:12
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Wait, I had one for this... pussy... willow... poo poo, never mind
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Jul 15, 2017 19:32
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Naw, just gotta steer into the skid. Wear some gold chains and silk pyjamas, and say things like "what's happenin' cool cats and kittens. " Excuse me, I need to place an order on Amazon and fill out some name change forms.
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Let me introduce you to the thrilling world of sounding 
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