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TheGayDivorce0000 posted:Hey, you know what, I use UNIX, and I have a vagina. I am male, use Unix, and have seen a vagina IN PERSON. Actually more than one, but who am I to brag?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 16:52 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 23:10 |
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Fister Roboto posted:The women in your freezer don't count. What about after I defrost them? Huh? HUH?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 20:47 |
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Say Nothing posted:Several. I didn't think anyone had n00dz of my ex-wife. Huh.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 18:29 |
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NotAnArtist posted:Typical goon, referring to gazongas as boobies They're sweater puppies. Weak.
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# ¿ May 7, 2014 22:52 |
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The Bee posted:Bear Gryllis with the sausage, Smash Mouth with the eggs. Get some guy eating pancakes and we've got a whole breakfast on our hands. With a tall cool glass of his own piss to keep it healthy.
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# ¿ May 19, 2014 17:34 |
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 02:01 |
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First time I find a pic that can go in here and someone likes it.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 21:10 |
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Trent posted:lol What? Sunburns make me sleepy, so I was napping in the office....
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 18:41 |
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Mogambo posted:Cool pic of me at work. Beat you to it. Sorry.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 04:07 |
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Say Nothing posted:Your password is scscsscs? I hacked him. It is "cssssoooscscs". Apparently there's some Mediterranean in their background.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 07:44 |
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cobalt impurity posted:Those Church of LDS folks sure know how to have a wedding! You mean (801) 244-0823, over at 2163 S. Richards Street? (And they haven't changed their logo yet.)
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 06:59 |
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MorgaineDax posted:There's a few dozen down there at the base! Anyhow, she's gotta maintain some plausible deniability. More important that how many that were eaten is how many were eaten in one bite hands-free...
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 01:34 |
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Would.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 00:27 |
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Imma be in the kitchen for a while. Working on a new recipe. Please don't bother me.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 16:10 |
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It's the fedora on the blonde, right?
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 17:13 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Ahem that vagina looks like a velociraptor mouth. Please! Speaking of ex-wives...
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# ¿ May 15, 2015 03:46 |
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This is my hole! It was MADE FOR ME!
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 05:30 |
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Nice and tight the way I like it.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 16:42 |
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KnifeWrench posted:My eyes are UP HERE. No they aren't. You are headless.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:46 |
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Man, is that lunch meat or a date?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 06:36 |
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Mofette posted:HA! I have one of these - previously I have always transformed it all the way. Not any more! I am famous! FAMOUS I SAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhackhackwheezepantwheeze...
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 04:34 |
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Mid day waifu dreams...
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 15:44 |
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sticklefifer posted:The reverse of this thread: There's apparently an entire subreddit dedicated to the concept of vulva that look like Homer Simpson's mouth. I am not a big Redditor. Link/subreddit name?
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 01:06 |
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kimbo305 posted:The lightsaber is for her pleasure. Nope. Not ribbed.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 03:26 |
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death .cab for qt posted:It only ribs when you swing it.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 06:28 |
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kimbo305 posted:Who out there calls it quim these days? Loki?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 09:59 |
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Sentient Data posted:I think the "it" is supposed to be the goatman, but all I see is a ring that's a couple sizes too small on a hand that will probably only grow even larger over time If you say so.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 04:41 |
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oldpainless posted:I am so turned on and disgusted right now. Ain't just you...
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 04:17 |
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Wait. Why are you here?
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 19:56 |
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KnifeWrench posted:Humpety hump hump At least you can't say he's frigid! (Or is Frosty female and pegging Santa with a BIG carrot?)
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 06:46 |
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Stop doxxing my ex-girlfriend, okay?
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 04:37 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Looks like poop sauce to me. Do not mock the fine tradition of salsa Santorum.
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 22:15 |
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Fashionable Jorts posted:What could they possibly be other than butt plugs? Krampus Grewcock posted:I'll bet they make a satisfying shattering sound. Thank you for making my rear end in a top hat clinch in anticipated agony.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 05:03 |
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treiz01 posted:Yet another woman who doesn't know what to do with her hands. Picnic Princess posted:Or knows exactly what to do. Well, there is kinda not much to do that wouldn't obscure something you wanted shown in the photo.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 11:06 |
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Picnic Princess posted:It's a prostate massage joke, you innocent boy. Not a boy, but indeed sleep-deprived, so I shall grant you the win on that one.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 11:15 |
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Man, just get her some time to settle down, brush her hair and get her head on straight. Everyone needs a moment now and then.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 12:32 |
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Istari posted:If it's made with bleached flour, I think so. (But obviously my anti-white bread statement wasn't including sourdough. Or soda bread. Or any of the many other delicious variants.) Am I allowed to like potato bread?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:23 |
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finalellipsis posted:oh man spoiler tag that, I almost got fired 8 times by a team of extremely conservative bosses The thread title WARNS you to NOT read it at work. So it is your own drat fault.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 03:41 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Mods, name change please. Going to say "No, please, mods" on that one. How else will I get my stoats delivered?
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 11:38 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 23:10 |
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I've heard of being balls deep, but that is RIDICULOUS!
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 10:41 |