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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

TheGayDivorce0000 posted:

Hey, you know what, I use UNIX, and I have a vagina.

Make all the jokes you want about computer professionals being socially inept and having great difficulty with initiating, forming, and maintaining successful relationships (both romantic and platonic.) Based on my observations, this is true, at least in aggregate. But quit assuming that we are all male, because that poo poo hurts, and discourages young women who are otherwise intelligent, analytically minded, and socially awkward from pursuing a career in computer and IT related fields.

I am male, use Unix, and have seen a vagina IN PERSON.

Actually more than one, but who am I to brag?

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

The women in your freezer don't count.

What about after I defrost them?

Huh?

HUH?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

I didn't think anyone had n00dz of my ex-wife. Huh.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

NotAnArtist posted:

Typical goon, referring to gazongas as boobies

They're sweater puppies. Weak.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Bee posted:

Bear Gryllis with the sausage, Smash Mouth with the eggs. Get some guy eating pancakes and we've got a whole breakfast on our hands.

With a tall cool glass of his own piss to keep it healthy.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Samizdata
May 14, 2007
:haw:

First time I find a pic that can go in here and someone likes it.

:master:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

What? Sunburns make me sleepy, so I was napping in the office....

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Mogambo posted:

Cool pic of me at work.

Beat you to it. Sorry.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Your password is scscsscs?

I hacked him. It is "cssssoooscscs". Apparently there's some Mediterranean in their background.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cobalt impurity posted:

Those Church of LDS folks sure know how to have a wedding!

And thank goodness they covered up the phone number, now there's no way I can find Martin's Fine Desserts in Salt Lake City, Utah at zip code 84115!

You mean (801) 244-0823, over at 2163 S. Richards Street?

(And they haven't changed their logo yet.)

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MorgaineDax posted:

There's a few dozen down there at the base! Anyhow, she's gotta maintain some plausible deniability.

More important that how many that were eaten is how many were eaten in one bite hands-free...

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Would.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Imma be in the kitchen for a while. Working on a new recipe. Please don't bother me.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

It's the fedora on the blonde, right?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Ahem that vagina looks like a velociraptor mouth. Please!

Speaking of ex-wives...

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

This is my hole! It was MADE FOR ME!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Nice and tight the way I like it.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

KnifeWrench posted:

My eyes are UP HERE.

No they aren't. You are headless.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Man, is that lunch meat or a date?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Mofette posted:

HA! I have one of these - previously I have always transformed it all the way. Not any more!



I am famous! FAMOUS I SAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhackhackwheezepantwheeze...

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Mid day waifu dreams...

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

sticklefifer posted:

The reverse of this thread: There's apparently an entire subreddit dedicated to the concept of vulva that look like Homer Simpson's mouth.

I am not a big Redditor. Link/subreddit name?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

kimbo305 posted:

The lightsaber is for her pleasure.

Nope. Not ribbed.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

death .cab for qt posted:

It only ribs when you swing it.

rrrribbb rrribbbb

:golfclap:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

kimbo305 posted:

Who out there calls it quim these days?

Loki?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sentient Data posted:

I think the "it" is supposed to be the goatman, but all I see is a ring that's a couple sizes too small on a hand that will probably only grow even larger over time

If you say so.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

oldpainless posted:

I am so turned on and disgusted right now.

Ain't just you...

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Wait. Why are you here?:kingsley:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

KnifeWrench posted:

Humpety hump hump

Humpety hump hump

Filling your rear end with snow!

At least you can't say he's frigid! (Or is Frosty female and pegging Santa with a BIG carrot?)

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Stop doxxing my ex-girlfriend, okay?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Looks like poop sauce to me.

Do not mock the fine tradition of salsa Santorum.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Fashionable Jorts posted:

What could they possibly be other than butt plugs?

Krampus Grewcock posted:

I'll bet they make a satisfying shattering sound.

Thank you for making my rear end in a top hat clinch in anticipated agony.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

treiz01 posted:

Yet another woman who doesn't know what to do with her hands.


Picnic Princess posted:

Or knows exactly what to do.


Well, there is kinda not much to do that wouldn't obscure something you wanted shown in the photo.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

It's a prostate massage joke, you innocent boy.

Not a boy, but indeed sleep-deprived, so I shall grant you the win on that one.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Man, just get her some time to settle down, brush her hair and get her head on straight. Everyone needs a moment now and then.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Istari posted:

If it's made with bleached flour, I think so. (But obviously my anti-white bread statement wasn't including sourdough. Or soda bread. Or any of the many other delicious variants.)

Am I allowed to like potato bread?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

finalellipsis posted:

oh man spoiler tag that, I almost got fired 8 times by a team of extremely conservative bosses

The thread title WARNS you to NOT read it at work. So it is your own drat fault. :colbert:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Stoatbringer posted:

Mods, name change please.

Going to say "No, please, mods" on that one. How else will I get my stoats delivered?

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

I've heard of being balls deep, but that is RIDICULOUS!

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