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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I wonder if they hired some anti-LDS firm to do the design, and this is totally intentional.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Flesh colored leggings.

Which are redundant and shouldn't exist.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Some of the Sheep posted:

I know that's her thighs but that's still not loving work safe you oval office.

Am I missing something here? Did you read the thread title?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Wasn't this part of a series?

And weren't they staged?

It's a photo that looks NWS but isn't. Doesn't say anything about "unintentional" or "accidental".

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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At any rate, I certainly don't feel bad about cutting milk chocolate from my diet. Gives me really sharp stomach cramps.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Kind of gave me a surprise as I was scrolling through Facebook.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Ew, stay away from that one.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Twanki posted:

Don't worry, they're just Fordyce spots.

Please tell me that's pronounce 'fore-dick'

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Lazy_Liberal posted:

I clenched up just looking at that pic. No no no, bad dog, down!

Don't dangle em out like that and you have nothing to worry about.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I.C. posted:

Someone made one out of udders, but I don't know what the statement was.

"I'm controversial, give me a grant"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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https://goo.gl/maps/XmgscuJrtx62

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Minarch posted:

phallagnosia is a rare but legitimate disorder making the sufferer blind to penises

That's just an excuse for their shortcomings.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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axolotl farmer posted:

Might seem really :nms:
http://i.imgur.com/A2S3VAn.webm

It's hair mousse and a sock.

Jesus gently caress it's a pimple video in a sock

Who even does that to begin with?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Dude's seriously excited about pretzels.

Gonna stick his dick right through that one on the left

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Megera posted:

That is one obscure loss edit.

It's the abortion version.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I'm pretty sure I get the reality of that photo but it's only just barely clinging on. Just barely. It takes a hell of a lot of work to ignore what it looks like.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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suuma posted:

It's a pickle.

You're a pickle.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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El Cid posted:

It's a machine that attempts to produce human speech/noise using actual air moving through a fake throat/nasal cavity. Also from what I can remember it just mostly sounds horrifying while making a few recognizable sounds.

Here is a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bht96voReEo

So the Trump wig is supposed to be ironic?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Rocket weiner flying through space

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Good ol Dick Balls On

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Croisquessein posted:

Ive seen this posted in the AUG thread, is it an actual whale or a weirdo in a suit? It seems to have knees.

It's a small pastry.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I am so uncomfortable right now. :smith:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Or knows exactly what to do.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Samizdata posted:

Well, there is kinda not much to do that wouldn't obscure something you wanted shown in the photo.

It's a prostate massage joke, you innocent boy.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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SulfurMonoxideCute
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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RZA Encryption posted:

I'm convinced this and that vibrating mascara are 100% intended as sex toys for people who, for whatever reason, cannot obtain them otherwise.

Maybe if you want to cauterize your vagina shut.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Tiny Lowtax posted:

That's nice, dear.
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SulfurMonoxideCute
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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SulfurMonoxideCute
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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https://goo.gl/maps/h7HuG1TYoBt

Located near Wet Creek.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Is a hen do like a hen get but the hen did instead of hen got?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Your pictures suck.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I think it's some sort of inflatable pool party thing, where you gather all your friends and go out and day drink yourselves stupid on a lake on a long weekend until someone accidentally drowns and you all regret partying in a gigantic female reproductive system which you never speak of it again.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Have a closer look, it clearly even has a few cupholders.

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