Basticle posted:

Useless posted:

Not checking the previous 31 pages before posting? For shame

Powaqoatse posted:

what the hell is that, the underside of something?

mds2 posted:

idgi??

Say Nothing posted:

Memento posted:

She's making condoms for this guy.

Double dick guy posted:

“Are you okay?”

“My pussy feels so weird right now”

I looked down at it and felt my mouth drop open. Her cervix was hanging out between her lips. I couldn’t believe it, it looked like I had actually gone into it, it was wide open and red and resting against the sofa cushion.

“I don’t know how to tell you this,” I paused trying to find the best way to put it.

“What?” She sat up suddenly and cringed.

“You’re inside out,” I said it as calmly as I could.

“You really did gently caress my womb,” she gasped quietly as she felt around.

“I don’t think that’s possible.”

“My loving pussy is inside out and I can put two fingers in my cervix and you think you didn’t gently caress it?”

Phanatic posted:

Lizard Combatant posted:

Yes, I bought one for a friend many years ago.

Knormal posted:

There's a screaming demon face on the end of that corn dog dong.

The Bloop posted:

Just lol if you don't shove your balls through everything

bike tory posted:

Vaping is fine, it's people who take it on as a loving identity that are obnoxious and lovely. Same with how smoking weed is chill and good but people who wear weed leaf patterned clothes and spend all their time talking about it are the loving worst. I think that goes for just about any part of consumer culture, basing your identity or forming a community based on the products you consume is shallow and obnoxious.