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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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As a semi-professional arm-chair psychiatrist, it's possible that Davidspackage may lack size and the gargantuan vag' brought flashbacks of an ex asking "are you in?" during coitus. It's OK if you need professional help.

Option 2, the poster simply has sand in his own giant vagina.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Pretty sure that's part of the Toronto subway or trolley system. It's been a few years since I've been there, but those names look familiar.

e. Oh, I guess the TTC in the corner is a giveaway too.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Anatharon posted:

It's actually a steak or something.

What are MENSA's yearly fees these days?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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For a limited time only at Arby's....

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Vletrmx posted:


Vitamin Water ad from the inside of the train...

I'm partial to the "Press help strip for rear end".

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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OMG, it looks like a....wireframe vagina?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Paladinus posted:

Checks out.


:iceburn:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Knee posted:



Best I can figure we're supposed to be seeing........

I think the answer was just posted in GBS!

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/U5e0iCD.jpg

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Powaqoatse posted:

Seriously lol, calm down bros

Nice elbow trick though.

He must have stumbled upon this thread while taking a break from his exciting night of balancing his checkbook like a "normal" adult.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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weird Asian candy posted:

3D printers lookin good

The goatman printing his newest toy after hours.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Wow, I thought that was a huge, meaty cock at first.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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thepopmonster posted:

Shorter than it's wide?

Obesity epidemic

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Ah, the 2017 BME Pain Olympics commemorative tank.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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om nom nom posted:

It was my understanding that a cumfart was the result of a release of gas and lingering fluids after an internal anal ejaculation, not farting whilst cumming.

Same. Basically a fart followed by santorum.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Panty Saluter posted:

one man one christmas decoration

I'm pretty sure it would end with picking shards out just like the original.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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I like my cake like I like my women. Dark, moist and puckered.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Samizdata posted:

Okay, what am I not seeing here?

It really only works well as a thumbnail on a phone. Looks like a butt and his name and the airbrushed area around it looks like the top of his pants.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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I, Butthole posted:

can't believe I had to do this myself you philistines



Great username/post combo

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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I really can't see what else it could be other than a colorful dp

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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stuxracer posted:

I am unfamiliar with the body part that is supposed to be.

Typical guy who wouldn't know a clit if it bit him.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Just off screen is her cuck of a husband.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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The restrooms our high school are referred to as "juulrooms" currently.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Lurking Haro posted:

Do they also ask about a Gatekeeper or Keymaster?

That's too witty for my clientele.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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So does vaping have to involve huge clouds twice the size of the fedora'd slob sucking on his robot dick, or are those the coal rollers of the vaping world?

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The cool teens juul, which has tiny clouds.


Oh, I know. I teach high school and all the cool kids try to charge them with their Chromebooks during class.

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