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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I am not sure what this is other than a big-dick-and-balls-faced plush thing

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nice thigh gap.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KnifeWrench posted:

"Holy poo poo, those pills I bought off the internet are actually working! They're worki-- uhh... STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR! OH DEAR GOD I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE WHOLE BOTTLE!"

:laffo:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol I actually said "Bona" outloud and then laughed. I simply could not help myself

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

Same as the vagina bag - Just stick you hand inside and rummage around.

See if your DM will let you craft a Vagina of Holding

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Frostwerks posted:

If we could see an inventory of your mothers it would just be crammed full of dicks of all shapes and sizes and colors.

lol yer mum

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Potatits


spuDDs


Boobers

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Frequently amused by this avatar, but this is the best one

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

someone needs to google "docking"

in image search.

with safesearch off.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Wood Knot.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

Too bad a Labial Arts degree is next to useless.

:golfclap:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ladron posted:

come on, I'm sure some goons have asian girlfriends

Do pillow people count?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

No thigh gap, would not sweep with.

Hard to have a thigh gap with only one leg... or is it an infinite thigh gap?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Ape of Naples posted:

Like we should take vagina advice from "Brian Boitano"

:laffo:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Phimosis is a terrible affliction :eyepop:

Yeah, but it's my fault for posting in a name change thread!



Actually, my nephew was recently born with phimosis so it was odd to get this name at random. He got his wiener fixed and is fine now, btw

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Astrofig posted:

Oh, a tugboat.

I fukkin :laffo:d

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Powaqoatse posted:

lol apparently theres some guy who basically tricks women into making pottery penises i guess?

same place, different woman:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/penis-pottery/977753/

do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yZEtd14fzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwaYoAeDeA

cant figure out the right words for finding the woman in the gifs tho

:catstare: ebaumsworld still exists.

Damnit now I have that song in my head

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

Always more fungus.



The white chode mushroom is great for making cream soups and broths.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Slugnoid posted:

this can join the malachite dildo in my collection



I saw a super girl themed porno many years ago that involved a Kryptonite dildo. It was hilariously bad as you might imagine.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Voxx posted:

i pine for it

It looks pretty seedy tbqh

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

veedubfreak posted:

Sorry, sorry, I sort of assumed you would know I meant female heroes.

This is a world with flying invincible androids, time travel, literal gods walking the earth, supercomputer minds the size of planets, pocket-sized wormhole generators, etc. I imagine their depilatory technology is superior to ours.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I am personally aware of one of these having been used in a sexual manner.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fancy a good prick?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KnifeWrench posted:

This one is on porpoise

It's just a fluke

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I miss my hypercolor shirt

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

It's afraid!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BOOTY-ADE posted:

My Caesar salad don't want none
Unless you got buns hun


My Caesar Salad definitely doesn't want tomatoes, buns or no

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dixville posted:

The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)

I laffd

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Kentucky Fried Dicken






Bojwangles

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Lmbo


First time I've ever been glad to see Mike Pence.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lmao

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wow for a second I thought that was five overlapping radially-conjoined siamese butts





It's like something out of Frankenhooker

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

It seems that you either look very good or very bad in these, there is no in between.

Another possible :nws:
Good, not bad.

https://i.imgur.com/ZpU7EX3.jpg

That's.... Really up in there, isn't it?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Is that a tree or a rock?






Sorry I mean Mother Earth lmao

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BrianBoitano posted:

His name was Robert Paulson.

:wink:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat









vv hahahahahahahaha nice vv

The Bloop has a new favorite as of 12:20 on Jul 25, 2018

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bagulva

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dune: captcha planet

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Jul 5, 2004

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