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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


"Why, thank you, Timmy, for helping me carry my big log."

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Croisquessein posted:

Wow. I had to stare at that for a good minute before I figured out just what the gently caress that was.

Is the giant dick actually the middle girl's arm?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

King Dong?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

It'll behoove ya', to care for your uvula!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Picnic Princess posted:

So the Trump wig is supposed to be ironic?

Non-kidding response - That's supposed to be a nose.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TopHatGenius posted:

The gently caress kind of flesh teddy bears do you have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsZcoODKc50

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Norse Code posted:

That's gotta be intentional!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIWq1br5HY

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Rondette posted:

I think that packet is featuring just one of the many sexy things we'll get to see. I hope they keep the (literal) red neck throat cancer guy with the mullet and nasty beard/'tache. I've actually grown rather fond of him.


I just saw this sign somewhere recently:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

One way or another, there will be some sucking going on.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
First thing I do in the morning is fold up my sleeping bag penis.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Brings new meaning to self-service.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Herr Starr?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIWq1br5HY

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Let a robot do it.

:nws: :nms:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Say Nothing posted:

This just seems wrong in many ways.



Why don't they learn?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Arcsquad12 posted:

Those dick and balls rims on the car were from an episode of Top Gear, right?

Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIWq1br5HY

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

betterinsodapop posted:

I went to a high school where we had a shop teacher named Mr. Henroid.
I also worked at a university where the head of the buildings and grounds crew was named Dick Falcon. (and he absolutely went by "Dick," not Rick, Richard, etc.)

When I lived (briefly) in Tampa in 1989, there was a morning zoo show that had a game called "Dick, not a Dick". There would find a guy named Richard in the phone book to play along, and the caller would ask him a series of questions to determine if he went by the nickname Dick (without asking directly). They used part of Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" (edited down to say "dic") as the theme song.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Lurking Haro posted:

The corner they forgot to photoshop kind of ruins it.

And the second "D" doesn't quite match the first one.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

trapped mouse posted:

It's funny seeing it in this thread, my family had that exact plunger for years. The one on the right obviously. Helps with the grip!

That's what SHE said!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Burkion posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with her hips

I think that bulge is her microphone transmitter.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

freeedr posted:

Not seeing it

Dude on the right.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Croisquessein posted:

Am I free to hang penises in the vagina tree?

As long as they're well hung.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
This just popped up on a Jeff Lynne page I follow on FB. It's a legitimate sticker:

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