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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

RillAkBea posted:

This is a better comparing hatchbacks video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qLZMKpWsjk

A perfect example of 3 Twits Top Gear managing to have fun with something incredibly boring.

This was one of their best segments ever.

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japtor
Oct 28, 2005
There's was also this type of regular car review:
http://youtu.be/WEf8Jas7ZqQ

I watch partially for the guys messing around with cars, otherwise for them just messing round with each other, with or without the context of the cars. "Manual or semi automatic" and the retard button come to mind.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

japtor posted:

There's was also this type of regular car review:
http://youtu.be/WEf8Jas7ZqQ

I watch partially for the guys messing around with cars, otherwise for them just messing round with each other, with or without the context of the cars. "Manual or semi automatic" and the retard button come to mind.

The serious Fiesta Review is the best segment of topgear ever.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Chris Knight posted:

This was one of their best segments ever.



James' reaction to his mother's comment about not liking low-profile tires.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
I hope wherver Jeremey, James and Richard land they get the budget to do big stunts like Top Gear pre-2008:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJdrlWR-yFM

Ever since the financial collapse it felt like Top Gear restrained itself quite a bit. Now that they're free of the BBC hopefully they can do whatever they want.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
THe only downside to a netflix show is the lack of music. Without the freedom of the BBC's ability to play what they like they'll have to pay for everything, which means they'll get a lovely score instead.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





mod sassinator posted:

I hope wherver Jeremey, James and Richard land they get the budget to do big stunts like Top Gear pre-2008:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJdrlWR-yFM

Ever since the financial collapse it felt like Top Gear restrained itself quite a bit. Now that they're free of the BBC hopefully they can do whatever they want.

for a second i thought you meant that top gear stuntman they did for a while

i do like that they actually did try various things and retire them or keep them as needed

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


I'm still mad we never got an update on the cheap 8 series and S class car buying competition

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

MattD1zzl3 posted:

"Oh wow, a faster supercar beat a slower car in a drag race, i'm sure glad we flew a film crew to dubai for this"

That's actually rarely what it is though. They only do (did) those drag races as a setup or punch line. I hope they stay on the roll they were on with this last series because it was perfect. The ambulances... Funniest poo poo ever.

Flint Ironstag
Apr 2, 2004

Bob Johnson...oh, wait

MattD1zzl3 posted:

"Oh wow, a faster supercar beat a slower car in a drag race, i'm sure glad we flew a film crew to dubai for this"

Even though everyone knew what the outcome would be, Mclaren F1 vs Veyron was a drag race many, many people wanted to watch. And they did it amazingly well.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Flint Ironstag posted:

Even though everyone knew what the outcome would be, Mclaren F1 vs Veyron was a drag race many, many people wanted to watch. And they did it amazingly well.

Yeah, I'd be about 99% certain the Veyron should have beaten it off the line, I always thought they had the McLaren launch faster as a salute to it.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Two Finger posted:

Yeah, I'd be about 99% certain the Veyron should have beaten it off the line, I always thought they had the McLaren launch faster as a salute to it.

I recall hearing that the Veyron wasn't a press car but instead was borrowed from a private owner who didn't want them to use launch control.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



And the F1 was almost certainly Rowan's.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





wolrah posted:

I recall hearing that the Veyron wasn't a press car but instead was borrowed from a private owner who didn't want them to use launch control.

makes sense, but I still like the thought that they wanted to honour the McLaren. Because those boys have a massive hardon for that car. As do most of us

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Psh. It's just a Ferrari with a bodykit.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Spiffness posted:

I'm still mad we never got an update on the cheap 8 series and S class car buying competition

I think there was a brief comment in one episode that they had both broken down in like 2 weeks.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It wasn't a brief comment, it was a whole minutes-long segment of the news where Jeremy was forced to admit that his ignition coil had eaten itself and had to be repaired for £1200.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Data Graham posted:

It wasn't a brief comment, it was a whole minutes-long segment of the news where Jeremy was forced to admit that his ignition coil had eaten itself and had to be repaired for £1200.

The old Mercedes Grosser vs Rolls-Royce repair cost comparison was pretty funny too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFNxvauy28

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Flint Ironstag posted:

Even though everyone knew what the outcome would be, Mclaren F1 vs Veyron was a drag race many, many people wanted to watch. And they did it amazingly well.

But the point is you're likely enjoying "Ooh, Pretty desert city in HD. Check out the shiny noisy cars too! Haha that man is funny".


Nothing about it is actually about the cars, which (as they often joked about in the end) used to be the subject of the show. Some of us came onto the show, grew to like it when it was still about cars. (As recently as series 9 and 10, i'd say). Of course people have bitched that Top Gear wasnt about cars are old hat, but i thought this netflix show might be a good chance to go more hardcore gearhead/petrolhead. It seems to be what the online audience wants, considering there are half a dozen youtube channels (and more every year).

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

MattD1zzl3 posted:

But the point is you're likely enjoying "Ooh, Pretty desert city in HD. Check out the shiny noisy cars too! Haha that man is funny".


Nothing about it is actually about the cars, which (as they often joked about in the end) used to be the subject of the show. Some of us came onto the show, grew to like it when it was still about cars. (As recently as series 9 and 10, i'd say). Of course people have bitched that Top Gear wasnt about cars are old hat, but i thought this netflix show might be a good chance to go more hardcore gearhead/petrolhead. It seems to be what the online audience wants, considering there are half a dozen youtube channels (and more every year).

That's not necessarily what they want out of top gear, though. If the new show isn't basically a top gear clone then they are doing it wrong.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Data Graham posted:

It wasn't a brief comment, it was a whole minutes-long segment of the news where Jeremy was forced to admit that his ignition coil had eaten itself and had to be repaired for £1200.

I would like to have seen the summary after 12 months of usage. I am genuinely interested to know how feasible it would be to run a depreciated, used luxury car, compared to a new econo-box.

CBJamo
Jul 15, 2012

GutBomb posted:

That's not necessarily what they want out of top gear, though. If the new show isn't basically a top gear clone then they are doing it wrong.

I think they could re-invent a bit. Same guys, same comradery, new segments. They're clever guys, and I'm sure they can come up with some new stuff that will be great. Not that I don't want some of the old stuff, too. I'm especially hoping for more cheap car challenges.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

spog posted:

I would like to have seen the summary after 12 months of usage. I am genuinely interested to know how feasible it would be to run a depreciated, used luxury car, compared to a new econo-box.

There are three general rules about old luxury cars:

1. Anything that was new and fancy on that model will probably break.
2. Anything that is unique to that model (or only shared amongst the high-end models) will probably be expensive.
3. Anything that requires a dealer or specialist shop should probably come with some lube for when you're bent over the cash register.

If you buy something like an E38 740i where the drivetrain and key electronics are basically the same as the relatively common and reliable (by BMW standards) E39 540i, can stand to ignore the really fancy bits if they fail, and do your own work on the maintenance you can do fine. Things like V12s, fancy suspension, etc. are what'll hurt as far as keeping the car running and on the road.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Stewart Lee wrote a thing http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/21/top-gear-chris-evans-sphincter

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

CBJamo posted:

I think they could re-invent a bit. Same guys, same comradery, new segments. They're clever guys, and I'm sure they can come up with some new stuff that will be great. Not that I don't want some of the old stuff, too. I'm especially hoping for more cheap car challenges.

There's definitely a chance to throw out a bit of cruft that no one really cared for like SiaRPC segments with people only there to shill some movie or TV show as opposed to guys like Atkinson or Leno who are gearheads. Other segments tend to attract one of the many different audiences attracted to the key bits of Top Gear. I skip over a lot of solo segments where they review some luxury or super car, but I'd understand that there are people who like it so it probably doesn't need cutting just like the segments where it's basically the three of them making GBS threads around with budget vehicles

japtor
Oct 28, 2005
Great news!

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/dacia/sandero/88791/145bhp-dacia-sandero-rs-hot-hatch-unveiled-in-argentina

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

I was pretty sure he had lost his mind with terms like "Fiery lake/Carbon cloud" and "Pit of hell at the center of the BBC". And than he drops this in the middle of the article:



Someone really should send help, make sure he's ok.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Who the gently caress is Stewart Lee and what the gently caress is this verbal poo poo spray of words supposed to mean

Grumpwagon
May 6, 2007
I am a giant assfuck who needs to harden the fuck up.

sean10mm posted:

The old Mercedes Grosser vs Rolls-Royce repair cost comparison was pretty funny too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFNxvauy28

"What'd they do, buy you a Golf?"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Who the gently caress is Stewart Lee and what the gently caress is this verbal poo poo spray of words supposed to mean

He's a nagging, hectoring, moralizing, unfunny, holier-than-thou killjoy of a comedian that for some reason internet leftists are in love with. As an internet leftist myself, I find his popularity unexplainable since his personality is pretty much the same as a dowdy old Lutheran Sunday School teacher who never laughed at anything in her life.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jun 22, 2015

Sair
May 11, 2007

Can we just establish now if there is anyone in Britain who is entertaining or funny?

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Sair posted:

Can we just establish now if there is anyone in Britain who is entertaining or funny?

Yes. Plenty.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

Fayez Butts posted:

Yes. Plenty.

Are they employable

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Who the gently caress is Stewart Lee and what the gently caress is this verbal poo poo spray of words supposed to mean

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

He's a nagging, hectoring, moralizing, unfunny, holier-than-thou killjoy of a comedian that for some reason internet leftists are in love with. As an internet leftist myself, I find his popularity unexplainable since his personality is pretty much the same as a dowdy old Lutheran Sunday School teacher who never laughed at anything in her life.

You've answered the first question; please allow me to answer the second:

'Look at me! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm edgy! Look at me!.....please.....anyone? Hey! Top Gear! Poo! Bum! Willy!....anyone?'

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Who the gently caress is Stewart Lee and what the gently caress is this verbal poo poo spray of words supposed to mean

Some guy who doesn't like top gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc

I couldn't read all that pretentious drivel though.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
People like to link that standup routine whenever top gear is in the news, and it's just so, so bad.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

He's a nagging, hectoring, moralizing, unfunny, holier-than-thou killjoy of a comedian that for some reason internet leftists are in love with. As an internet leftist myself, I find his popularity unexplainable since his personality is pretty much the same as a dowdy old Lutheran Sunday School teacher who never laughed at anything in her life.

Basically this.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I love Stewart Lee and that article was just so typically him, dude's a great writer, very intelligent and yes, a complete whiny old fart. It's what makes him so good. Look at all the people that adore Charlie Brooker despite his writing being sub-par...

gently caress it, get Lee on the new Top Gear, everyone is so convinced it's going to be poo poo why not just torpedo the gently caress out of it with Lee in the passenger seat? :P

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

88h88 posted:

I love Stewart Lee and that article was just so typically him, dude's a great writer, very intelligent

"the fractious sphincter suddenly ejected a massive torrent of bile from deep within itself,"


Uh huh.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

88h88 posted:

I love Stewart Lee and that article was just so typically him, dude's a great writer, very intelligent and yes, a complete whiny old fart. It's what makes him so good. Look at all the people that adore Charlie Brooker despite his writing being sub-par...


Now I have looked him up and checked out the Top Gear "rant".... holy gently caress that discription that was first answered is so completely true. A right loving unfunny six foot up himself oval office who spews words to look intellectual while being a loving dickhead. Not intelligent. Not a good writer. Just a complete loving punchable asshat.

quote:

Are they employable

Oh hell yes, of course there is. England also has this habit of producing waves of comic genius.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

He's a nagging, hectoring, moralizing, unfunny, holier-than-thou killjoy of a comedian that for some reason internet leftists are in love with. As an internet leftist myself, I find his popularity unexplainable since his personality is pretty much the same as a dowdy old Lutheran Sunday School teacher who never laughed at anything in her life.

I wish this was me.

That guy just bugs me as a "comedian" or otherwise. He hates completely, and his work seems to border on complete sociopathy. Every time I ask why he seems to be so engaged in forcing me to accept a viewpoint instead of doing an act, I get "YOU JUST DON'T GET HIGH LEVEL BRITISH HUMOUR," in response, instead of a context clue or something.

The man is so unfunny his show is literally called a comedy vehicle -- maybe that's the high level comedy: the irony in intentionally misleading the audience into thinking there was any comedy to be had; and that a largely popular act of his was berating a motoring show.

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