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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
I remember there was one time I was DMing Lost Mines of Phandelver (Return to Phandelver? I forget which is which) and the party had already cleared out some bandit lair, but for some reason they wanted to go back since there were some rooms they missed and they were insistent on returning and delaying the storyline just for some potential extra loot.

As it turned out, they were at a door when they overheard two hobgoblins talking behind the door. In short, they were supposed to be working for Glasstaff who in turn works for the BBEG the Black Spider. They already defeated/arrested Glasstaff and took his eponymous staff, so they had something to help them in a deception check to avoid combat.

Cue the one goofball member of the party barging in and loudly proclaiming he represented the will of the Glass Spider to let them through. Hobgoblins look at each other then look at the party.

"Roll initiative..."

Everyone in the party facepalms so hard while I'm cackling as the DM. Good times!

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