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I’m sorry, we have a very strict post limit and we have to screen for quality mat-
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 20:15 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 10:17 |
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ZZT the Fifth posted:Okay, making sure. Oh, how bad could this-- The mantra needs updating: "No gaming is better than being torture-murdered by hicks."
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 20:58 |
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Colonel Cool posted:I've played with that guy before and I'm not especially inclined to believe the story, mostly because he has a number of other insane life stories in that vein. But I suppose it's possible that he's just had a particularly crazy life. Ah, the 50-foot ant rule.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 14:50 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, killing my PC's mother is NOT the worst thing he could do. That would be turning her into a MILF for the party's Bard. So, when you manage to sneak a peek at the evil wizard’s spell list and see that he has “PolyMILF Other” memorized, that’s when you know you’ve made him take out all the stops.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 01:48 |
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Look, it’s called Abi-Dalzim’s Horrid Wilting and not Alex Jones’ Greater Vitality for a reason.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 12:42 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, the School of Conjuration holds the best keggers. Your DM is lying to you and you know it. The School of Alteration is right there.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 17:14 |
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Agrikk posted:Last time I went to one, my gf ghosted me. Probably for the best, she sounds like a wight supremacist.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 20:09 |
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JustJeff88 posted:Wrong, no-one parties like abjurers because they can cast 'Banish Hangover' Note that the spell “It’s coming home” belongs to the Illusion school.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 21:13 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:It'll be conjuration one day! Ah, the founder of the School of Delusion is here!
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 23:54 |
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Agrikk posted:It’s these types of scenarios that make for really fun discussions (hello peasant railgun), but if you tried that kinda stuff at my game it would be a quick, “yeah, no” with an accompanying “Let’s move it along”. Hey now, they could swing it. Downwards. Once. E: At least in pathfinder, if you had a strength of 31 or more you could lift a 25mm x 25mm x 30 meter iron bar! Preechr fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 4, 2021 |
# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 22:25 |
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Cooked Auto posted:In the final Wrath & Glory session last weekend my Tempestus Scion almost managed to one shot the boss with a bolt pistol. The rude craftsmanship and weak faith of the perfidious xeno crumble before the inestimable might of the Imperial Guard and their most holy weapons wrought by the artifice of the Adeptus Mechanicus.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 15:47 |
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JustJeff88 posted:I saw the posts silly, I was just clarifying the issue if anyone gave a toss. Tomorrow is the pitcher though, I assume he’d be giving the toss?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 03:04 |
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CzarChasm posted:You know it might be sexist, but instead of carrying around shrunken heads, perhaps gold plated severed testicles What about an excessively macho fairy? Hard to beat Manny Fae.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 21:31 |
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JustJeff88 posted:According to my DM, Bigby's Interposing Hand is not an effective form of birth control. Yeah nah, you’re looking for Bigby’s Crushing Hand. Beginner’s mistake!
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2022 02:41 |
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Night10194 posted:They were investigating sightings of a weird giant porcupine thing in the Black Forest in Germany and ran into a team of supposed German intel operatives doing the same. Being reasonable, they worked together to catch the giant spike pig (and discovered it can fire the spikes like crossbow bolts, and was also pregnant, suggesting more giant spike pigs). Then the German guys turned out to be trying to cover it up and tried to stop them getting custody of the suspect pig in question after they tranqed her in a pit trap humanely, culminating in a brawl in the cabin of a truck with the sleeping pig in the back. Take a look at this pig’s HUGE quills!
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 19:03 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, when playing Legend of the Five Rings there's a big difference between kabuki and bukkake. Not if you’re doing it right.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 06:41 |
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Admiralty Flag posted:Don't want to mix up the martial and marital aids in the bedroom, could get messy Preechr posted:Not if you’re doing it right.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2022 05:02 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, there's a difference between necromantic burial rites and necromantic burial rights. I initially misread this as “there’s a difference between necromantic burial rites and nec-romantic burial rites” and grew concerned.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 23:50 |
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HiKaizer posted:We have actually been doing a bunch of delivery quests, which while would not be good for a whole campaign were suited for the start of one. We are specifically all Prime characters, so for all of us the planes and Sigil are weird and largely unknown. So doing deliveries helped us learn about Sigil and the Outlands a bit while making enough coin to cover our rooms and meals. In addition we had a few odd things as well, one minor plot has been investigating an advocate in the Sigil legal system who has been getting their nose into stuff they shouldn't be so we got asked to investigate who was hiring them and why. In the Sigil justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the murderhobos, who commit crimes; and the planar attorneys, who are about to get turbomurdered by the former. These are their stories. *doink doink*
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 10:57 |
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boxen posted:If you popped out of the ring while the dragon was holding it and flying through the air, would you just be falling? You make a rapid transition from your Planar Pocket to the dragon’s Prison Pocket.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 19:00 |
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You can’t see the other one in there mirroring its movements; they’re driving it like a jaeger.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 03:51 |
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It always seemed to me like you could game that system by believing in Ao, whose core tenets are: nothing.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 18:29 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, there is a non-binary sexual demon called a Fuccubus. Ah, so you’re playing in a world that’s a dark mirror of My Neighbor Totoro.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 20:55 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, I may not use Summon Water Elemental to summon an elemental comprised of Bud Light. I guess “piss water” isn’t close enough to actual water to count for a water elemental?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 15:10 |
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In retrospect, your GM should have understood when you changed to an all-yellow outfit and dared enemies to enter your magical realm.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 18:03 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, a Fire Giant with a potion of Frost Giant Strength is just going through a goth phase, Dad. This implies that a Fire Giant with a potion of Fire Giant Strength would be normal. Do you expect to encounter humans with potions of Human Strength, outside of bodybuilders? Is there a Fire Giant somewhere selling Super Giant Vitality, telling all and sundry that wizards are putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs Fae?
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 15:09 |
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You could have bitten the fingers. You could have licked and sucked them suggestively. You could have given the revenant a noogie. You could have practiced throat singing and sung your verbal components instead. I’m just saying, you had options.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 22:51 |
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*points 2 Dilves*
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 08:05 |
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Mirage posted:Almost had our entire group taken out by a statue last night. Stoney tarts distributing warnings are no basis for a system of party decision-making.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 15:27 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 10:17 |
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Have you considered the formulary alternative, Summon Candiru?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 18:27 |