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President Unerlion posted:I, uh, caught your horse for you.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2012 21:35 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 11:14 |
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Volmarias posted:The odds of rolling snake-eyes with D20s is 1/400. It's not a bad "flavor" rule as long as everyone's ok with it.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2012 23:02 |
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Thuryl posted:In hindsight, I wish I'd brought up my problems with the campaign at least three or four sessions earlier.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 04:14 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Why is this notable? This is a dangling plot thread that had been hinted at by the GM for fourteen months real-time, stemming from a storyline from several years ago.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 11:30 |
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FrozenGoldfishGod posted:This happened for two sessions, and each time we'd ask him what he was going to do to advance Hell's agenda himself, since he'd just shut down someone else's attempt. "Nothing."
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 23:38 |
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Sindai posted:That's how I assumed it worked too, but apparently hyperspace ramming is canon. Seriously, that poo poo is worse than fan-fiction*. *Usually.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 11:20 |
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Golden Bee posted:Everyone revealed their skullduggery and Mel was voted player of the game. I converted four non-RPG players to the game and am gonna run something again next week. Stories like this are why I love Paranoia. It's like one long, drawn-out, slightly demented Spy vs Spy (vs Spy vs Spy vs Spy...).
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2012 21:06 |
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Thesaurasaurus posted:: "*sigh* Okay, here's a thought: imagine you're looking for this guy so you can score some weed off of him."
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2012 00:03 |
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ocrumsprug posted:The PC that had turned himself into our object of worship was still sputtering by the time the rest of the players and the GM had decided that ending was metal as gently caress, and probably couldn't have been more setting appropriate if it had been planned from the beginning.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2012 13:27 |
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Yawgmoth posted:My old group had decided, first OOC and then IC, that we had to shame/insult every BBEG into attacking us. Only after we had mocked him, his plan, his monologue, his weapons, his armor, and his interior decoration skills, only after making him feel like the dumbest dumbshit to ever poo poo dumb, would we actually attack. We built up quite a reputation and many of our characters actually ended up with honorary infernal rank, since it was never enough to just kill them; we made them feel like incredible morons first and then we killed them, often in really insulting "hold my beer and watch this" level ways. It's beautiful in ways I cannot express. girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Feb 24, 2012 |
# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 06:11 |
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AlphaDog posted:Vampire Player: The Masquerading As A Force Of Darkness When You're A Pimply Fat Nerd.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2012 09:12 |
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the_steve posted:"I think this is their online fap fantasy. Like, they logoff, and pretend they're still their characters, they just need other people for their characters to be better than."
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 08:09 |
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AlphaDog posted:On the other hand, playing as a sidekick, young apprentice, or little brother can be awesome. If, that is, everyone agrees to it and the less-able character is maybe a level or two behind at most.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 05:44 |
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Golden Bee posted:THOSE loving SKELETONS.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 10:42 |
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Yawgmoth posted:so out of 10 words, 8 were misspelled and one wasn't that she thought was. ...pleese don't tell me you ever actaually played with that ST eagain
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 20:23 |
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Starmaker posted:(And yes they would have succeeded in taking out that villain at that point in the story had he not interfered. He was pretty much my last resort.) The main problem with "ohp, he lived" is that players end up feeling like they have no effect on the world. If the villain's quite angry with (and more than a bit afraid of) them, then that might work to solve (or at least mitigate) the issue. girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Mar 10, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 10, 2012 08:00 |
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Forer posted:Miles 4.0, a.k.a. sonic the hedgehog, conjure up some electronics of "oh they only trigger when they're on the top" and you have a rolling semisphere of lightsaber fun, or take that out for an instant drill
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 21:48 |
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A Frosty Beverage posted:And so it was that I had this fat familiar our kobold wouldn't go near because it was as big as he was.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 07:21 |
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Karandras posted:derail but that's not really true, you can be a droid and use a lightsaber fine, you just can't predict blaster shots because you can't use the force (but neither could Grievous). He kept his heart and such because they wanted to keep his brain and personality. girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Mar 13, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 11:27 |
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Splicer posted:How does this even make sense as a joke, offensive or otherwise? Who associates Dwarves with amazing raping skills? Yes I know I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but I don't care. Context that the thread demands to hear!
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 17:20 |
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Boiled Water posted:How is it ruined if you can figure it out? That's like saying you ruined this trap by avoiding it.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 01:03 |
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AlphaDog posted:We ended the game after that though, because everyone lost interest with the unintentional gimmick.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 06:16 |
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AlphaDog posted:We've done "part of an army" too, with amost that exact setup. It was OK but not especially memorable. From memory, they infiltrated behind the lines like commandos and had fun loving up supply lines to weaken the opposing army, and then held a pass until reenforcements arrived, and then led the counterattack that won the war. Fun, but no really outstanding moments. The "hold the pass" was the best bit, because they and their men knew they only had to last a couple of days until the main army got there, and they also knew exactly how bad the enemy were hurting for supplies, so it was tense and tactical, but they didn't have to win, they just had to not lose for a while.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 06:29 |
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areyoucontagious posted:All in all, I still had a pretty good time, and I'm hoping the rest of the group did too. I'm thinking I might just have to tone down my murderous instincts, because I can only stand behind the "I took the 'Cruel' disadvantage!" argument so long.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 17:16 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:From the way he's run things so far, I'd be surprised if the GM didn't know about it already. In fact, I'm a bit worried that he does...
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2012 07:51 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:"The system sucks, but he makes it sing." It's always nice getting a GMing compliment.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 00:03 |
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AlphaDog posted:I game with mentally ill people, and quite often it's gaming that's the thing that keeps them motivated to not live in filth - they're embarrased to have people over unless they clean regularly.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 09:58 |
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19. Goggles of Minute Seeing. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. 20. The ability to speak the language of your choice, but not understand it. 21. The ability to conjure food at will. Creating the food costs exactly as many calories as you'll get from consuming it. 22. A bowl of porridge. 23. Potion of Mild Heartburn. girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Mar 23, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 23, 2012 11:38 |
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A Frosty Beverage posted:Heck, I'd even try playing a game. What I'm trying to say here is that I would be up for it, too, but I'm not holding my breath on finding a decent, reliable GM.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2012 08:58 |
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berenzen posted:The fact that he blocked you from even mentioning it concerns me even more, he might have plans.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2012 07:46 |
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Speaking of 4e, I'm peeking my head into DMing Essentials for the first time, with a party of goons, and although there will be more good stories soon, I feel like the composition of these characters is memorable in its own right. Skizz Firetrap, the Kobold Draconic Sorcerer who is a bit too into dragons. He's already met one, and set what I think is going to be a trend, by coming off as a creepy fanboy. Rib Rainyday, the Revenant Necromancer, torn between his patron deity's hatred of the undead, and his own personal desire to see the end of the 'lifeist' government policies. Has already on one occasion attempted to chide several mindless undead for playing to the stereotype. Marcus Corestone, the Sorien Bristlebottom, the Elf Rogue, great-grandchild of the Bristlebottom from Bobbin Threadbare's Tomb of Horrors run. Started off as a bit of an rear end in a top hat, but after the party very nearly fed him to the fore-mentioned dragon (and a bit of prodding OOC), has decided it's in his best interest to be nice... to these guys, at least. Woddax Helviep, the Drow Knight from the mean streets of Drizztroit. We play again tomorrow, and I can't wait to see what they do next.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2012 10:43 |
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Clanpot Shake posted:In my Pathfinder game we killed a few skeleton champions and were rewarded with a bag of holding. So I asked the obvious question: "What do skeletons keep in their bag of holding?"
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2012 19:32 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Ughhh, I've tried to explain this is possible so many times to so many unbelievers. Sometimes they get outright hostile at the suggestion. Thank you and congratulations for having an awesome direct experience of it.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 22:46 |
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berenzen posted:So that's the story of the 5 million pound living meteor. It's not much, but I can say that I don't think I'll ever be able to pull off anything similar for a fairly long time.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2012 07:48 |
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:It was probably the best thing I've ever done in DnD Exquisite. So, if the Treeman knew what the phrase meant... they're part of an actual Bloodbowl team. Derail the campaign, become Blood Bowl players.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2012 03:23 |
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I really love this thread, but if I had to choose one reason, it's DCB, and his Star Wars stories. Man, I would do horrible things to get into a game like that.
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 08:14 |
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Captain Rufus posted:TLDR: I avoided playing Battletech with a person who claims to have Aspergers and who is also a furry with a disgustingly huge breast fetish who I saw pick his nose during a dice game because I called one of the robots "butt".
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# ¿ May 7, 2012 12:46 |
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I don't think regularly doing something that could get you arrested as an accomplice to murder can count as pacifism.
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# ¿ May 15, 2012 18:19 |
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BlurryMystr posted:I'm still not sure if this ruined or enhanced the game for me.
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# ¿ May 18, 2012 09:16 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 11:14 |
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You just can't win with some people. vv For what it's worth, you handled it well for a long time, and there are weirdos like that in every fandom. It just depends on what they latch onto first.
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# ¿ May 25, 2012 22:51 |