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Sep 30, 2009

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That sounds amazing. Plus, if they ever do fall for it, the NPCs' reaction will be priceless in its own way.

"Sure, we'll go."
"Wait, rea- I mean, uh, good."

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Sep 30, 2009

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Splicer posted:

A few pages back, but it just occurred to me that they should hire a lycanthrope.

Specifically, a lion.
A werelion? (We're lying?) If it's less obnoxious than that, I just can't figure it out.

Seriously, though, kid should be a lithium dragon.

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Sep 30, 2009

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:3: Dobster.

Good GM for letting them do that, but making them earn it.

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Sep 30, 2009

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IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DINE WITH LOVED ONES

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Sep 30, 2009

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Roast beef is a dish best served cold.

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Sep 30, 2009

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We must hug together, or hug separately.

Edit gently caress, it should've been "or be hugged separately".

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Sep 30, 2009

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We'll make you believe in being nice... by showing you what happens when we aren't. :black101:

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Sep 30, 2009

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Doesn't Bones do some pretty good minis?

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Sep 30, 2009

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:wtc:

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Sep 30, 2009

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No Luck Needed posted:

ok fair but sorry 15 year old stories of stupid kids playing a genocide game upset you all. After 2 games of D&D I realized the one of the differences between elf & dwarf and goblin & orc is that D&D otherizes the enemies. Goblins and orcs are slavers, rapists, and pillagers so it is fine to kill them on mass. Why does the old AD&D2e monster manual have stats for things like juvenile orcs and giants? Because your elf role playing game is a game of genocide for murder hobos.
What I love about this is that you're right, D&D rules-as-written is basically a game about genocidal murderhobos once you think about it. But instead of responding like a sane person and saying "That's hosed up, maybe I should take a look at running the game in a way that minimizes that", you instead responded by saying "That's hosed up... Let's use it as an excuse to rape an angel."

Edit: Seriously, the level of creepy edgelord on display here is actually kind of impressive.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I'm having a really hard time telling if you're being sincere, sarcastic, or just facetious and over the top.

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Sep 30, 2009

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chitoryu12 posted:

Fallout 3 makes theft, breaking into computers, and picking locks a loss of karma that affects your reputation even if nobody sees it. It’s fully possible for a typical RPG kleptomaniac to be treated as Satan even if he’s not doing anything else wrong.
Or it would be, if the game didn't absolutely shower you in good karma every time you kill a super mutant with a tin can fired from a vacuum cleaner.

"Yeah, he's a kleptomaniac rear end in a top hat, but I heard he shoots like a billion gangers."

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Who cares, I get to murder them and take their poo poo. :kheldragar:

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Sep 30, 2009

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How to DM: Do exactly the opposite of what this guy says.

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Sep 30, 2009

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I'm Death's Death's Proud Bear.

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Sep 30, 2009

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This campaign sounds amazing.

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Sep 30, 2009

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How did somebody manage to get three contingent rezzes?

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Sep 30, 2009

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"Sentient artifact rod of wonder" is a legendary phrase.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Is this the same group/campaign where somebody got a demon addicted to heroin or something?

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Sep 30, 2009

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Plot twist, Io is actually from Quebec.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Jesus Christ what an ending.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Tunicate posted:

The rules for any contest with cain is 'you lose'

So you face him off in an any% speedrun.

The game? Life itself.


There, you're guaranteed to outlive the guy, do whatever you want.
You fool! No matter how quickly or slowly you die, he can just wait it out until the counter overflows and then die at 0:00:00!

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Sep 30, 2009

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That's hot.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Catpiss Thread: Still Better Than Moonguard

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Sep 30, 2009

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It takes a truly extraordinary idiot to keep at something he has no idea how to do.

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Sep 30, 2009

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kaffo posted:

The next morning the GM tells us the gates had been attacked in the night, but nothing had got through. We discovered some mysterious trail leading through the gate beyond the wall
We literately ignored it and went back to the castle, saying that was a problem for the people who come to live there
Story was worth it for that alone.

Edit: And you always gotta love people trying to introduce systems that aren't D&D... by playing them like D&D.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Falstaff posted:

No gaming is better than bad gaming.

Seriously, what the_steve said.
Unironically agree. Tell the others that you won't play in any more games with Judas, and then either go start your own game, with blackjack and hookers, or :sever:

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Sep 30, 2009

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Razorwired posted:

This Troper
There are no words for how much I hate being reminded of this phrase.

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Sep 30, 2009

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This is the 40k I wish I could play

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Sep 30, 2009

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Definitely glad that this guy took that as the warning sign it was because holy poo poo

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Sep 30, 2009

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I can do you one better.

They mention a Final Fantasy character by name.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Imperium

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Sep 30, 2009

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Jenny Angel posted:

faced with “Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?”, he gleefully responds, "Fiat currency!"
:allears:

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Sep 30, 2009

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JBP posted:

I smash my head on the wall of the cell for 4hp over and over. I fail my death test. I get in my car and go home.
Same, except I skip steps 1 and 2.

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Sep 30, 2009

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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

"If he'd a' stayed inna truck he mighta not got blowed up, I can't be responsible for his poor decisions."
The best part about this is that I have to assume that "I can't be responsible for his poor decisions" is a phrase he picked up from someone else talking about him.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Now that is how you handle a 1.

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Sep 30, 2009

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How could you start this story and not finish?

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