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hey, read the side of the screen facing you, it says i'm a dungeon-master, not a welcoming-place-of-relaxation-master
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i am in a dundom relationship with all of my other players, they come to me to be punished
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Bieeanshee posted:"I can't believe you squander such a precious resource by bathing in it." "...The WHAT?!?"
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Fantasy Mad Max As Painted By Brom eats dust and pisses ziggurats but every interaction with a chubby rosy-cheeked hobbit has him sweating bullets e: "why are you always so freaked out by Professor Applebarrel?" "just look how well-fed he is!!" Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Nov 26, 2020 |
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he'd think every elf student was a really ugly half-elf too. also, presumably, that they were thieves and murderers from broken homes. and that they were all good runners. not that he'd judge, but it'd be a continuous stream of inadvertent insults.
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Nov 26, 2020 00:36
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"you all wake up in jail without any of your gear or magic items"
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Nov 30, 2020 01:22
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name the mouse simba and hold it up like simba and do the song
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Nov 30, 2020 17:32
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i thought of another one: the dark sun transfer student would find most local animal-based foods to be delicious, but visually disgusting. they would be horrified by cows, pigs, sheep, goats, etc, and probably call them all by the same name, insisting that the other students are just "making up" different animals. if beef was shown and explained to them first, they would call cattle "cows," pigs "poo poo-cows", goats "small-horn cows," and sheep "cows. those are the same animal. you cannot trick me this way." fish, they would eat with silent reverence. in fact just lie and tell them everything is a fish. call cheese "fish-milk".
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happy gaming groups are all alike, but each unhappy etc etc
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imo people should feel free to post stories they've seen elsewhere on the internet like this: quote:I have played D&D with the same group for a few years and I have decided to dm. We tend to use a lot of tropes in our campaigns so I thought I should try something “different”. My idea was to set up a very basic campaign where the players hear of a prophecy where there are the 4 hero’s of legend (there are four player) and they are destined to defeat the dark lord who attacks the world every 1000 years. So now the player believe they are the destined heroes so they voyage on this quest to destroy the dark lord but a few cessions in they hear that the dark lord was defeated by another group of adventures. The point is to shows my players that they aren’t destined heroes, I want my campaign to be open world I I thought this would show them that the world will move around them no matter what and won’t wait for them to get around to solving the problems. good advice: make the world feel real! reality: you hear about exciting things happening elsewhere, nothing you do makes much of a difference on them Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Dec 4, 2020 |
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i can't believe it took me so long to do thisquote:Sorry if I went on a bit of a rant here.Ok, so I have a small problem in the game I am running. I am a moderately long time narrator, but I mostly run short heavilly improvised action stories. One game is quite different though. For many years I play a game with my cousin when we meet up. It is often just 1v1 me narrating and he playing.
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Firstborn posted:Feel free to erode your DM's game and destroy the tone for your stupid memes whenever it strikes you! my erosion!!
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there are Dray in Dark Sun that are secret underground lizard/dragon-people e: I can't remember my sister's birthmonth
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