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I accidentally made my Vampire a Malkavian the last time I played because someone incorrectly told me we were playing a game in the 1980s  Everyone else in the game was playing a sad goth and me and my friend roll in with Wolfman Jack the Nosferatu and came into the last episode of the adventure to confront the ultra dracula in the sewers. And we had no combat skills. We weren't invited back but that's okay because the DM smoked inside his own house.
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Tell us about the mural painting also tell us why you would ever have anything to do with that dude especially in a business sense.
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Jan 17, 2017 19:50
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Well, they're not wrong.
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and your dm is very good looking too fake edit: I still am giggling over the flag having the word flag on it why
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They didn't have exotic cheeses back then, only american and everything tasted like second hand smoke.
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JustJeff88 posted:I grew up in the UK, which has fantastic hard cheeses. I had just never heard of this particular Italian cheese. You could have chosen to lie instead of doing this.
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the gm advise thread reminded me of a time when a player RADICALLY changed the tone of fight and turned the dumbest joke villain into something creepy and i wanted to share for a superhero game i had the players break into jail to break someone out and accidentally let a bunch of bad guys out. this was good for me because i could suddenly have a bunch of new bad guys of the week. as a joke character, i had their creepy and untrustworthy "man on the inside" be Spalding Naismith an evil basketball from the "golden age". some players found fun notes about the FUNdamentals of team sports and there was a lot of notes from the guards about how all sports EXCEPT BASKETBALL were allowed and the proper containment for a basketball. And originally it was just gonna be a fun and cheeky bad guy, until one player saw an npc with a basketball for a head (he takes over people's bodies that way) and for some reason assumed that the funny little basketball bounces your head into your chest cavity and sits on top of your body and puppets the corpse that way. when i said "no no they're still alive!!" that made it WORSE because now they're freaking out because the head is suffocating in there. The fun part was there was already a villain whose whole thing was something unsettling creeping into something fun for kids, the Bill Nye type guy stuck in a mascot costume and getting worse as more "retcons" pile up so I was able to tie into that and turn these two background low level scrubs into major threats.
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Those minis are fresh as heck
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We spent a full loving hour and a half arguing about keeping this goat we fished out of an outhouse. We started shouting at each other.
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Lord Awkward posted:Having seen the first couple pages of replies to the tweet ("...[T]here have always been female Custodians."), I would describe it as more of a deep and turbulent sea of cat piss filled with writhing, incredibly mad assholes. i gotta be honest this sucks to read and i wouldn't wanna share it with anybody
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