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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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I can read that and see the pictures. The outline at the side pics up on all the bolding as chapter headers too, so I can warp to any quote or sound effect

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Plutonis posted:

I'd try to be a bigger psycho pervert than them

That is a game bereft of winners, my friend

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

War in any sort of space opera setting would, in reality, be super brutal. It's easy to drop something heavy on a planet and gently caress it up real good, and if you're in a space opera, you obviously come from a different planet and don't care if you irrevocably gently caress this one up.

You probably would, inhabitable planets with production capacity are probably what you're fighting the war over. Lugging a large body into orbit and then issuing ultimatums, however...

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Pollyanna posted:

That Purrasque gives me an idea for my own game.

Top notch AV/post combo

CobiWann posted:

Awesomeness

My compliments to your GM on their worldbuilding. I am filled with envy.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Triskelli posted:

And let’s not forget what started this tangent in the first place: the good and bad wizard square off for the duel of the ages, only for the good wizard to whip out a gun and loving ice his evil twin brother. :magical:

Don't gently caress around when you're taking fash down

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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It's certainly chaotic

Ichabod Sexbeast
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Emery posted:

Best hundred gold I ever made legitimately.

poo poo son, what's the best 100 gold you ever made illegitimatly?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The plague demon shakedown sounds like a good story if you're willing to :justpost:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Golden Bee posted:

After that the giant dragged it out of the sky and killed it, which enraged its followers. But, being a giant of legend, he wrestled the creature soul back into its body. At this point, the elf asked the dragon to either help out or return to the ocean, which it did.

*gets stone cold stunnered back to life from the top rope of the astral plane*

"Yeah, I'm just going for a swim now. Need to clear my head."

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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This thread got me to start playing D&D, and now it's making me miss it. You bastards.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CobiWann posted:

According to my DM, there is no such alignment as "Chaotic Bisexual."

Up until now, I thought they were a good DM

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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:suspense:

e: Well this was a terrible snipe. Still though, jfc.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CobiWann posted:

Someday I'll write up the recap of this Tanicus campaign, once it's been in the rearview mirror a little bit.

Last night was the second-to-last session. And just to give a little spoiler for down the road? Turns out the whole campaign was "Crisis on Infinite Tanicuses..."

Tanicii?
Tanicopodes?

Looking forward to it!

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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I'd stay away from Tankieus too

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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the_steve posted:

For real. I would pay a monthly fee to be in a campaign as solid as Tanicus.

Hell, I'd dabble in blood magic to be that good a DM

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Korvis is still going to be at the centre of all your problems when your DM just timeskips ahead and you're playing Traveller and investigating Korvis space stations

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Hell I can't recall if DivineCoffeBinge ever finished their own Star Wars stories, or their polish x-files

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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A lot of these spells work pretty well with Raise Bread

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Agrikk posted:

“There isn’t a secret cabal of vampires, if that is what you mean. But that is interesting.”

yeah, not all vampires know each other, OSPAR

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Kaza42 posted:

I've had a lot of fun writing newspaper articles.

a) I love this

b) I'm guessing you had a fair amount of inspiration from "The Truth"?

c) I love this

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CobiWann posted:

According to my DM, I am not allowed to refer to hobbits as “big footy bitches.”

Well not without getting to know them first at least, that's very disrespectful

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Just imagining the transplanar exchange student from Athas encountering stuff like trees and the ocean and losing his poo poo completely on a daily basis

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Mister Whisker the Cheddar Risker +1

especially if the mouse is styled after a dashing rogue, with tiny mouse rapier and moustache

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Bieeanshee posted:

Dude. Your character is a beekeeper. Run with this.

Maybe they're bees pretending to be a gnome, and that's why no-one can ever see their """skin"""

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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What about 25 different songs by Primal Scream?

Or Primal Scream lyrics, 25 words at a time?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CobiWann posted:

According to my DM, ghouls are not the frat boys of the undead.

Well no, that's wights

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Cooked Auto posted:

Next time: The Regulators.

Are they led by War-NG?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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...Did he give any restrictions on this one?

e: vv Thanks, fixed here too!

Ichabod Sexbeast fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Jan 29, 2021

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CobiWann posted:

According to my DM, I may not name my half-giant Cleric "Shaquille O'Heal."

COME ON AND HEAL
AND GET BACK ON THE FIELD

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Is that the toxic positivity burgomeister? Had it coming IMO

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Agrikk posted:

The city is worse for the wear and the stench of unattended garbage is adding to the feeling of decay that permeates the place.

Sounds like you should petition the Overlord for additional department department funding

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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I look forwards to the Department of Sanitation Department sweeping the conservative austerity regime out of office and bringing in a new age of full funding for essential public services

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Is there some mashup where you're on 5th edition rules, but the monsters and NPCs are on AD&D, so you need to roll for THAC0 with advantage or something?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CobiWann posted:

According to my DM, there is no such spell as Tenser's Walk of Shame.

There is no magic in a walk of shame, gonna have to side with your DM on this one

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The DM may respond with a poo poo Cobi Says twitter, which may also be solid gold

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CobiWann posted:

According to my DM, just because my character is now a Revenant does not make him a Human Wights advocate.

No, of course not

Their actions, advocacy, and activism does that

MelvinBison posted:

I love the idea of a ghost/undead who's bound to the living world and can't go on to their eternal rest until they see meaningful social reform legislation passed.

Bonus if it's an issue from centuries ago, like the succession method for the throne of Lombardy

Or restoring Pimlico to the Duchy of Burgundy

Ichabod Sexbeast fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Jun 6, 2021

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CobiWann posted:

What if I go to the town square and moan about reform while using Minor Illusion to draw pictures?

That's what Moaner's Corner is for!

Could also sovereign glue the doors of the city guard stations closed, or levitate the duke's horse during a horse race

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Becoming a Warlock, but only because you're kind of horny for the patron and collect art of them with their shirt off while a cultist swoons in their arms

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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AND you could have liberated them from hierarchy and superstition! Set up a syndicalist fish commune!

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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At this rate you're just going to end up replacing alignment with different leftist tendencies

Chaotic syndicalist bard (w/ banjo), anarchist insurrectionist rogue with molotovs, a leninist paladin (Oath of the Common Man), maoist ranger...

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