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https://twitter.com/MemesDnd/status/1631572965329338370?t=L0wbr_MLWam9wkBmlXoZwQ&s=19 I feel like the OP here would have some horror stories for us.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 18:07 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:51 |
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Cooked Auto posted:Sounds either like a jaded DM who has had past terrible experiences with wildshaped druids, or just an rear end in a top hat one. I'm leaning towards the latter.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 18:19 |
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Preechr posted:It always seemed to me like you could game that system by believing in Ao, whose core tenets are: nothing. Isn't the fact that Ao even exists a...well not a secret, no one is trying to hide the fact...it's just really obscure knowledge since he does stay so very hands off with the world and makes absolutely no effort to advertise himself in any way shape or form.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 23:41 |
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Prism posted:There really should be. You telling me that rear end in a top hat apprentices wouldn't come up with that day one? I'm picturing some scenario where the BBEG is about to complete the incantation to their doomsday ritual, only for PW: Minor Inconvenience to force them to bite their tongue mid-sentence, ruining the cast.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 02:33 |
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Sometimes I read stuff like that and I think There's no way they were unironically running something that hosed up. It has to be some sort of petty "I didn't actually want you to be invited and this is my way of getting rid of you" attempt. I mean, I know that people do legitimately run creepy massive red flag poo poo in their games because they're into that poo poo, but surely some of them are just putting on an act to get out of letting someone new into the group that they didn't actually want. Which is still a lovely thing to do, mind, but at least you know you didn't actually need to douse yourself in bleach when you got home.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 00:47 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, there is a non-binary sexual demon called a Fuccubus. I thought Fuccubus was the new inclusive term to replace succubus and incubus
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 02:40 |
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CobiWann posted:What would be the four elements? Whiskey, Rum, Vodka, Tequila? The fifth one is heart.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 16:25 |
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Cooked Auto posted:Even better, it's a tome you can pull out swords from, a different sword per page. As long as he doesn't immediately start ranting about how he's going to become the Wizard King.
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 16:11 |
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Railing Kill posted:So our 7th Sea group managed to fumble the bag pretty hard the other day. Despite every player being veterans of the hobby for 20-30 years, we committed the cardinal sin of splitting up the party. The way I read this, Evenlien had to think about whether or not she wanted to use the shield. Does using the rune use up or destroy the shield or something? Or am I just reading too much into it?
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 15:31 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:Those minis are fresh as heck
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 06:24 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, Banishment will not take the target to Detroit. Well sure, there's evil and then there's Evil.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 23:42 |
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CobiWann posted:BRB, asking my DM if I can play a Tortle in the next campaign. *shrugs shoulders* Tortle Tortle
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 21:58 |
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Railing Kill posted:In the aftermath, during OOC table talk, Mandelos' player reveals that the Rival background that Kristjana has for Mandelos isn't actually on his character sheet. It never was. Apparently Mandelos just considers her his close friend. He is just so self-assured and dumb and competitive that he only seems to be trying to compete with her. To her, he is a rival. To him, he wonders why his closest friend is such a Grumpy Gus. There is something so...pure and wholesome about this paragraph that I can't articulate into words.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 16:03 |
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I remember either waaaaaaaaay the gently caress back in this thread, or even further back in a previous iteration of it, someone had talked about their character who was evil, but in a revenge-based sort of way. Like, they were generally chill, but if someone did anything to cross them, they'd do everything in their power to ruin that person's life utterly and completely.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 06:34 |
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Agrikk posted:This was my campaign and I wrote about it in storybook form over a long series of posts rather than talking about it. Oh yeah, I followed that story with great interest, loved every bit of it, but no, the post I'm referencing predates that story by a number of years. Hell, it's not even the first time I've mentioned it in this thread, if you look at my post history in here, lol. the_steve posted:I think it was in the previous thread, back when Good and Cat-piss were separate threads, someone mentioned an evil character concept I liked: JFC, I repeat myself a lot in these threads.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 09:47 |
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CobiWann posted:Everyone rips off everyone, so go nuts! Pathfinder 2e is a fun system, and they just did a soft reboot of the core rulebook/GM book in order to get away from anything that's too close to WotC. I really like how they do crit success/fails on skill checks and saving throws and the like.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 22:46 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my GM, I am not allowed to put a Ring of Feather Fall on a chicken just to see what happens. It'd be like the chickens in Ocaraina of Time. You can use them as a short-distance glider.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 07:11 |
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Cooked Auto posted:Oh yes, I'll admit I've missed these a bit. Hard agree
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 18:12 |
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By popular demand posted:give them a link to the massive Mesopotamian/Biblical CYOA that's been running on these very forums for over a decade. You mean this one?
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 14:34 |
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CobiWann posted:According to my DM, there is no such spell as Summon Candleja It took me a second to realize you weren't using the Final Fantasy spell naming convention.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 11:26 |
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I'm not into Warhammer, but apparently Games Workshop released or stated that there was some unit or faction that has ladies in it where previously it was assumed they did not, and needless to say, there is a veritable forest of catpiss to be seen from people who are very angry that women can also be grimdark.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 02:11 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:51 |
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Lord Awkward posted:Having seen the first couple pages of replies to the tweet ("...[T]here have always been female Custodians."), I would describe it as more of a deep and turbulent sea of cat piss filled with writhing, incredibly mad assholes. I went with forest because I would not have forgiven myself if I didn't go for the Whizzard reference. Some dipshit named Mark Kern or something like that seems to be leading the charge, if you really want to just hop into a black hole of catpiss with a heaping side of grift.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 15:40 |