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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:pt is gay I run intervals and then do lots of situps and pushups but I'm a skinny baby.
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I hear ya man. I was 280 and six foot the day I graduated high-school. Today I'm 200 and six three. At my prime I was a pretty fierce 190. Just eating well, cutting out soda, and working hard is what did it for me. I dropped nearly 60 pounds in basic alone! I do pretty good on the APFT but I really don't consider myself to be in great shape. I only did single digit honest foot patrols in Afghanistan, and not in RC east, and they whooped my rear end. My brother (who's a god damned manimal) is making me start crossfit with him this week.
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Feb 6, 2012 23:22
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Being forced to pay for lovely food I didn't eat and all the horrible things associated with living in the barracks are the reasons the army has so many divorces. If I ever find myself active duty again, and the army gives gay marriages the same benefits of straight ones, I'm so going to marry one of my buddies. Edit: Hell I'd probably just ask psydude to marry me. Not like he can do any better. Double edit: Yes whip let me in on that sweet sweet pension. gleep gloop fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Feb 7, 2012 |
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Feb 7, 2012 05:22
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overdesigned posted:I tried some of that L-arginine/NO-precursor stuff today before my workout and I did not like it, no sir I did not, loving creepy tingly feeling all over all the time, poo poo was weird and uncomfortable. That's a symptom of swoleosis. You're about to get jacked.
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Feb 7, 2012 18:50
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kathmandu posted:Hey since y'all are talking about taking supplements that make your face tingle and/or cause you to lapse into a brief coma I feel like it's my responsibility as the GiP S1 to remind y'all to update your DD93 and SGLI. I want a title to now.
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Feb 7, 2012 19:33
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psydude posted:Man I'll tell you what: after observing the run portion of a makeup PT test this past weekend where 14 took it and only 5 people pass, it's really motivated me to never wind up like that. I swear every reserve track is +/- a quarter mile.
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Feb 8, 2012 20:35
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Mr.48 posted:HAHAHAHAHAHA I love how it proudly states thats its UNIVERSITY STUDIED. Not that it was found to be effective, or even safe, but it was studied! At a university! By people in lab-coats! It could literally say "Will cause early death due to heart rupture" and army cats will still take it.
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Feb 9, 2012 05:48
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psydude posted:
Well...poo poo. What's a good way to prepare? Wild sex with fat chicks?
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Feb 9, 2012 15:30
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old dog child posted:That is now why I am officially nicotine free Speaking of which this is probably a good enough thread for this. Last Wednesday I ended a three year pack a day habit. I went cold turkey and haven't cheated. It's going great except that I've felt kind of depressed the last few days. Any ex tobacco users experience that while quitting?
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Feb 13, 2012 21:52
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Ah ok. I expected irritability and cold like symptoms didn't expect the mild depression. I've actually just recently gone on a health kick. I can no longer maintain the appearance of a 12 year old girl and gained a bit of fat. I just started crossfit with my brother, which made me realize how weak I've become, and stopped eating like a teenager. My god I've started falling apart at 22!
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Feb 13, 2012 22:03
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TheUnhorse posted:I dabbled in mountain biking, it's pretty fun but I hated the taint-beating I'd get on some trails. Something something I'll bash your taint something.
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Feb 14, 2012 03:32
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Rrail posted:My insurance pays for HGH if I can get it legitimately prescribed for a hormone deficiency. Don't know how I would go about doing that. That would loving own though. Tell the doctor you have pitifully small testicles and you cry watching lifetime. If he asks to see punch him in the mouth. Then cry.
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Feb 15, 2012 14:01
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Rrail posted:Awww man you're the best kind of bro. Have you had any Ugandans fall in love with a female coworker yet? Those dudes LOVED my medic in Afghanistan. Brought her presents and everything.
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Feb 17, 2012 21:05
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Rrail posted:Yah this isn't DoD they don't let the servant-class talk to or interact with the Americans. They were like that to men in my experience, but loved women. African, Spanish, European, Asian, all the overseas labor was like that.
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Feb 17, 2012 21:50
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Rrail posted:I had a heart rate of 195 on the stationary bike one day. Pretty sure that's not good.  Were you like, 18?
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Feb 20, 2012 02:39
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The Casualty posted:Now now, gentlemen. There's enough community colleges to go around, I promise. gently caress that, we're all going to show up at yours. And I will be the creeper dude staring at butts.
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Feb 29, 2012 21:16
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kombatMedik posted:Well, I've quit smoking now. I'm off the patch now for 3 days, and today I didn't get super mad at 5 pm like the past 2 days. gently caress yeah bro, I'm three weeks and two days off a pack a day habit. I never realized how much smoking held me back. I still can't lift poo poo, because I have the body of an anorexic coke addicted girl, but I sure feel better.
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Mar 7, 2012 13:29
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If I eat broccoli fertilized by cow poop would I still be vegan?
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Mar 7, 2012 22:31
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Whip Slagcheek posted:How dare you use animals as beasts of burden! If you truly wanted to be vegan, you'd fertilize your plants with your own poop! What's the legality of Pooping in my yard. My fence is very see through.
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Mar 7, 2012 23:50
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The gym I go to $75 a month and the instructors will drat near punch you for having dangerous form. I guess I got very lucky?
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Apr 3, 2012 18:51
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:Goddamn I miss the Army providing a huge, well equipped, spacious, free-towel providing super gym with pools and racketball courts and all that other craziness, for the low low price of free ninety nine. Even my deployment gym was better than the one I'm currently paying for. I enjoy the crowds in civilian gyms way more.
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Apr 3, 2012 19:34
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psydude posted:Being able to get a bench is nice, too.
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Apr 3, 2012 19:40
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psydude posted:Also, air conditioning. Not having a horde of fatties in APFUs laying on the floor in the middle of the gym struggling to do that tenth pushup while some bored E6 says how they need to run four miles everyday.
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Apr 3, 2012 19:46
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smertrioslol posted:Are you planning on meeting your future ex-wife there or something? I couldn't even take this seriously the one time I saw it on base. It was a bunch of (mostly fat) wives and one hot instructor doing awful dance moves. Even the fatties barely looked like they broke a sweat.
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Apr 5, 2012 21:53
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Getting all sweaty and shiny...and tired...
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Apr 5, 2012 21:54
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:Like a gazele falling out from the herd. Do it just to make some SNCO freak.
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Apr 5, 2012 22:15
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Kaliber posted:This girl from my unit said she isn't going to fall for my lines to get into her pants.... Fast forward a few weeks I told her I would do a few runs with her and signed up for one. Then encouraged her to do a marathon and somehow agreed to it too.... I'm 100% positive I'm getting laid as soon as I see her.... But I'm also running 26 loving miles... I ran the 5 for the ranger thing and almost died...... Now I have to run that and 21 more... The poo poo i do for pussy.  She must be something.
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Apr 6, 2012 17:27
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I know It's technically the wrong answer but, tell him if he doesn't quit being an rear end in a top hat you'll punch him in the mouth. If he doesn't listen...punch him in the mouth. You can obviously take him.
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Apr 8, 2012 06:59
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Well if you wanted good advice you wouldn't have asked us. Bring some street justice to him.
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Apr 8, 2012 15:57
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Kaliber posted:when he's doing a bench press offer to spot him for his max weight and then drop the weight on his face and kill him.
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Apr 8, 2012 22:33
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People do that in the states to. You see a ton of skinny rich white kids walk around with them on their necks. Along with their straight brimmed yankees hat and tough guy sneer.
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Apr 10, 2012 21:02
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My Spirit Otter posted:That describes to a t one guy at my old regiment. He used to wear white sunglasses in the gym too. He tried steroids too, after his first cycle he went from 130ish to about 134ish
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Apr 10, 2012 21:31
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Crazy Mike posted:I just had my section sergeant pencil whip the gently caress out of my body fat test so I could go to school
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Apr 17, 2012 22:02
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GreenMeat posted:See, I always do the opposite. Schedule the APFT for a Tuesday, PT the unit hard up through the Friday before, give 'em the weekend to recover. Come Monday, run a slow jog to somewhere inconspicuous and stretch/bullshit for 45 minutes, then jog back for release formation.
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Apr 18, 2012 17:28
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Yeah if I'm taking an APFT gently caress your rules, out of my way. No one will care if I got stuck behind a formation or whatever, id get whatever the stop watch says.
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Apr 18, 2012 18:12
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psydude posted:e:^^^ Any good leader would know that you must have a ground guide posted first.
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Apr 22, 2012 18:39
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3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:I wasn't joking. Someone is about to die. 
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Apr 22, 2012 19:24
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Nillerz posted:Anybody got any super-cool ruckmarching tips? Also, any tips on how to strengthen ones shin-bones so I don't have to run like a retard? Good socks and boots. Nice thick socks that fit well. That should be obvious but some people wear too big socks and they bunch up making hot spots. Make sure your boots actually fit well, and are nice and broken in. Make sure your rucksack is loaded well. This is easier to gently caress up than wearing it wrong. If the weight is distributed all crazy like you're going to be very unhappy. Trust me don't be an idiot and have a ton of weight in a side pocket. Also be six feet tall+
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Jun 8, 2012 13:39
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smertrioslol posted:What can I do to limit this taint swole? Are there some kind of special pants or something, I really have no idea what I'm doing with this whole biking thing. Just wanna save money on gas, and have an excuse to ride around with my shirt off downtown. Honestly its get used to it. Wearing spankex instead of boxers help but It's just gonna hurt at first.
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Nillerz posted:how do you gag them, then? Some of us are real men.
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