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Sjurygg posted:Actually,
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:56 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 10:25 |
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Happy Hat posted:His, the girth and lenght was hurting the ladies.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 00:37 |
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If people are poor it's their own drat fault, so if their desperation gets exploited it's ok, because they brought it on themselves and deserve it.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 10:28 |
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Happy Hat posted:This is highly provocative SubG posted:Not being a prick about other people's problems seems like a start. therattle fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Mar 3, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 12:08 |
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And I shall clear the sex toys chest!
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 14:12 |
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pnumoman posted:I see your confusion; let me clear things up. Japan has a long history of talking, intelligent, living cups. For most of Japan's history, the cup race, or Koppu people, have been enslaved and forced to work in gruelling conditions, risking their lips and handles every day. But then came America and the atom bomb; radioactive particles killed off the entire Koppu race, and overnight Japan had to retool their economy. While most of Japan has forgotten this sordid past, Zen koans refer to the truth, although most people dismiss it as fantasy. I always thought that excessive governmental regulation killed off the Koppu, but I suppose I was wrong. You'll all be pleased to know that I am no longer, how shall I put it, blocked up. Also, zuppa di pasta e fagioli with homemade focaccia (King Arthur blitz recipe with sage, rosemary and sea salt) is a good winter meal.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 18:43 |
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The Macaroni posted:Skimmed last 200 posts--saw lolbertarian chat and circumcision chat. I miss anything else? Don't know where the HH slurs are coming from; his English is better than a lot if first-language speakers, with a metric poo poo ton more character and colour.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 19:07 |
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I like turtles posted:I've seen this one driving around town. I want to believe this, I really do, but I just can't. SubG posted:I can't be the only one that first read that as `beer feltching'. Yes, you probably can. Nobody here combines rational argument with utter depravity like you do, SubG! NosmoKing posted:Got a raise today!! Hurrah!
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 11:46 |
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I reuse toilet paper - carefully washed, of course. SubG posted:I just measure out stock into portions as big as my cock, and then when I need to use some I just look at it and think man, I'm never going to use that much stock. Because drat that's like a lot of stock. I mean poo poo how did I even make that much stock, because all I've got is like a giant stockpot to make it in. And you know that stockpot you always use? It's bigger than that one by like a lot. So what I'm basically saying is it's a lot of stock. Because you see my cock is large. Stockcock?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 18:48 |
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Safety Engineer posted:Is it just me, or does that portrait in the back look like the person in the red shirt is a zombie?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2012 00:07 |
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I just resigned and I feel fiiiiiine
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2012 16:08 |
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mindphlux posted:probably because I post in the industry thread as if I still do
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2012 18:53 |
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I like turtles posted:I would like you to accompany me to That is...amazing. That is the voice of Middle America. Or so it seems to me.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2012 00:10 |
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HH, doesn't matter what word you use, your guy's a twat.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 00:09 |
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Casu Marzu posted:At least we don't have poop shelves on our toilets. To celebrate my resignation I've cracked open a bottle of cheap red someone gifted us to drink while I cook dinner. That'll do, pig, that'll do.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 20:51 |
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Halalelujah posted:Do you know Wim? How is he? That's super cool.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 21:55 |
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Wroughtirony posted:I now know way too much about toilets. I knew "toilet inspection shelf" was a bad idea when I typed it into the search bar. Freud was a crazy person, but Jung was nuts.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 23:06 |
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SubG posted:So why the gently caress isn't Im Lauf der Zeit/Kings of the Road (1976) available in North America?
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2012 00:14 |
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Darval posted:I appreciate you venting but careful don't wake the physicists again I don't know, I rather enjoy seeing SubG et al delivering smackdowns with
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 12:41 |
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i shoot friendlies posted:On a different topic. Cakeflour. Does it really make a difference? I am making a shortbread and it calls for cake flour. Shortbread is not exactly a light pastry. Does it make a difference? Yes. Compared to what, though? AP flour? it'll be ground more finely and may have a lower protein content.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 13:11 |
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Eat This Glob posted:I never had 4 Loco. I have, however, had a knockoff 4 Loco and honest to goodness "store brand" malt liquor while riding in a former school bus with strobe lights and a ridiculous stereo system being driven by a former gay porn star. That's it, competition over, you're the clear winner.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 16:30 |
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wheatpuppy posted:The man in front of me at the grocery checkout today was buying two pounds of "cinnamon-sugar butter spread". I cannot for the life of me imagine what he was planning to do with that. Why does it even exist? To spread on plain breads and the like to get that cinnamon flavour you Yanquis are so drat fond of? He must like it a LOT. Alternatively, he is making Scandinavian cinnamon rolls, and that is the filler.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 11:14 |
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pnumoman posted:Ah mussels. So delicious and good until you hit that one bad mussel. I have been sick from bad seafood once, but it was enough. It spewed forth from both ends. With mussels you can generally tell immediately from taste and texture if they are off, though.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2012 15:56 |
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Wroughtirony posted:Pretty much. Other things I don't enjoy include being sat upon and getting semen in my eye.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2012 19:55 |
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SubG posted:Just titfucking, or is all frottage right out? Please rate from most to least emotionally mature: titfucking; lap dances; scissoring; foot jobs; sumata; bagpiping. Again, I am not looking up what bagpiping or sumata are. mindphlux posted:just anecdotal evidence, but I've never met or been with a girl actually in to getting tit hosed at all I think that's probably right. Most women I've... been with haven't minded cum in the mouth in the heat of the moment, and provided that polite advance warning is given. Can't say tittyfucking has ever particularly appealed. I guess I am more emotionally mature than I realise.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 11:27 |
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Happy Hat posted:My sentiment was the exact opposite "Oh goodie now I get to know more american words and practices" - the american culture is so rich and diverse that it is at once confusing, perplexing and impeding normal thought. Yes, but it's appalling, mind-altering/destroying/warping porn that you wish you'd never seen but can't erase from your brain. Then again, you Scandinavians have a different view of these things, you filthy degenerates. Of course, SubG could be trolling us with made-up terms.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 12:17 |
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mediaphage posted:I could get behind this. Who wants to look at a woman that way, anyway? It helps me deal with my barely-repressed homosexuality. (The hole-in-the-sheet method of lovemaking is a myth, I believe, certainly among religious Jews)
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 13:43 |
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bunnielab posted:When thrusting away at a lady's tits it is assumed you will be reaching back and fingering her at the same time. That sounds like a recipe for a good old-fashioned rupture, and uncomfortable for both parties.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 17:25 |
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mindphlux posted:so basically tit loving is the same as arm-pit sex
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 18:41 |
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Darval posted:Heh, exactly. I can often spot the Brits on EU gaming servers from their atrocious English compared to other Europeans.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 18:55 |
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Halalelujah posted:English is the shattered brandy-glass in the roaring fireplace of language. Stupid cat got the tip of her tail bitten off this morning. The vet had to amputate more to get a clean wound. Now she has a cone collar on which she hates, and she is clingy. Poor little thing.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 21:29 |
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Casu Marzu posted:So, I need a dessert that will feature eggs, but I don't really want to do a custard unless I have to. Any other ideas?
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2012 12:45 |
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Sjurygg posted:Now on this bright morning, I look around this room. And brothers and sisters, I see a great many sinners. I see men, fathers of children, with the alcohol whisp of Satan still on their breath! And I see sinful wives and disobedient daughters with the mark of Jezebel on their brows! It's time for Sister Rosetta to shred the stain of Satan from your souls, take it away sister! Here is a special picture for GWS: the littlest goon with spoon
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2012 17:50 |
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Sjurygg posted:Hahaha, the hair. Oh Jesus, I can't stop giggling. How's he growing? Your description of dino.'s post is just perfect! (Sorry, dino.!)
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2012 22:11 |
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CuddleChunks posted:Canadian Thermodynamics.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2012 23:52 |
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The Macaroni posted:Heh, that's like my Indian family with my wife. They all like her more than they like more. How disappointing to learn that Ben Stein is a nut job.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 19:34 |
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I normally used tinned chickpeas as it's mostly thrown together spontaneously, but I should try dry ones for that smooth creaminess. Could I soak them overnight and leave them in a slow cooker all day?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2012 08:50 |
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hoboerotic posted:I've done that before. Seems to work fine. Thanks. I might try the porridge setting (which uses high heat for five minutes) to get the temperature up, and then leave on slow cook for 9 hours. Is the bicarb helpful in softening them?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2012 11:18 |
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I add some oil but thin more with water. Roasting the garlic, eh...intriguing.. I assume you add the garlicky oil - I would.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2012 16:27 |
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Kenning posted:I have recently purchased a bottle of sherry which I dubbed my "computer wine," since I'm storing it near my computer and drinking it whilst I compute. This is a wonderful thing. Mmm, I love sherry. The sweet stuff though, I'm afraid. But decent sweet stuff, you understand, with toasty raisiny caramelly notes.
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