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bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Padding is also for male underwear models, HH. Let's not be sexist here.

GrAviTy84 posted:

Prepare a saucer of hoisin and sriracha mixture. I know some people like to add the hoisin and sriracha straight to the soup. I don't, I like the flavor of the broth by itself and I use the sauces for dipping the meats into.
I've been informed by a trusted source that the little saucers are intended for meat dipping, typically hoisin covered with pepper (and that pho is the only reason there's always a pepper shaker on the table). I do that and put the sriracha, sambal, and/or botulism chiles directly into the soup.

Other than that you eat pho about like I do. Especially this part:

quote:

Slurping is important. It is important for pretty much all asian noodle soups.
It's not just necessary, it's polite! :eng101:

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bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002



Crushed chiles in oil, kept on every table of most Vietnamese restaurants I've been in.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


The breweries Dieu de Ciel and Unibroue are both in or near Montreal (Unibroue is in Chambly, I forget exactly where DdC is) and make delicious beers.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Happy Abobo posted:

Poutineville you say? I'll have to check that out. To be honest, I've never been that big on poutine, but every time I mention that to someone, they always say "You've just never had good poutine", which gets annoying. Ideally, I want to find the One True Poutine, just to see if I maintain ambivalence.

Au Pied probably has one with a kilo of seared foie on top of it.

The poutines I've had were all okay, but I wouldn't go out of my way for them. Haven Gastropub in Orange has a duck poutine I keep meaning to try, but with Bruxie (a waffle sandwich food stand) an equal distance from Bruery Provisions it's hard to justify interrupting my drinking to sit down in a restaurant.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Hawkgirl posted:

:psyduck: You live around here too? I thought you lived in wherever after the EmeraldCity thread.
I live in Vegas but I go to SoCal pretty frequently to drink things.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Hauki posted:

Jaleo/É & Bouchon are definitely worth stopping in. That's all I've got for now though.

These are both solid recommendations. Bouchon is great anytime but I'm a big fan of doing their breakfast/brunch. It's one of the best values on the Strip, with great variety. If the chef is in the mood to do eggs benedict, get them. He rarely does it and they're a real treat. At Jaleo, get the secreto - Iberico pig skirt steak with who the gently caress cares what it comes with, it's Iberico pig. If they're serving Jose's Tacos they're fun for being one of the most over-the-top things you can fit in your mouth (shaved Iberico ham wrapped around a big spoonful of caviar). If you're in the Cosmopolitan and want something different, Comme Ça is also very good for dinner and Milos offers a multi-course lunch for $20.12 that is one of the best values in town.

Chinatown (west of the Strip, mostly on Spring Mountain) is great, there are very good pho spots (I favor Little Saigon, but most are at least passable). If you want ramen with a level of horror only Vegas can create, you could try Anime Ramen. Alternately, you could go 100 yards farther west and eat at the best drat ramen house in the city, Monta. For a hypertraditional, amazing Japanese dinner Raku is two doors down from Monta and gets rave reviews. There's also Sen of Japan farther afield. The chef there opened Nobu Las Vegas. His food is every bit as good and half the price, with the added benefit of not having to put up with the horrible Jersey Shore reject clientele that inhabits the Hard Rock ruining your dinner by drunkenly screaming at the server about how "That was the sickest sushi I've ever had in my life, bro."

If you want the most authentic Mexico City style tacos in the US, go to Tacos El Gordo. They apparently have three locations in Vegas now, including a Strip one if Google is to be believed. I recommend the original on Charleston. It's the only one I can verify is staffed by awesome cooks who know what the gently caress they're doing. The adobada dude is some kind of minor food diety, I think.

If you're in town on a Saturday (and really, who isn't?) consider checking out Saturday Night Truck Stop. Food trucks let two Strip chefs use their stuff in a Throwdown-style competition. It's good fun, close to the Strip, goes from 8pm into the wee hours, and you'll get fed. Best experienced during not summer since it's outdoors.

I should really get around to making a Vegas food thread at some point. Is there anything in particular you're looking for? I can make recommendations til my fingers go numb if not given something to focus on.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Rurutia posted:

I only have 7 food slots and I'm already wondering how I'm going to wittle down what I want. This is the best feeling. :3:

Do Lotus for dinner one night. They have a lunch buffet, but that's not what they're known for and not nearly as good as their dinner service. Lotus is also where you should do wine if you want a wine night, because their prices are generally 50-60% of Strip with some things even more amazingly cheap.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Birrias. It's a Chivas reference (or a beef reference if they're from Baja, I guess) but different. I may be suggesting this name in part because I bought a fifteen pound box of cubed halal goat and have been eating birria for the last three days.

Next up: Caribbean-inspired goat curry. If anyone has a favorite recipe I'd love to see it.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2Vnp5ZW4c

:stare:

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


After a month of working 6-day weeks I've got a three day weekend. I celebrated with a trip the the farmers market and they had fresh okra and eggplant. Sjurygg posted this recipe in the general questions thread and I remembered thinking it sounded good, so it's simmering on my stove right now with the addition of a few serrano chiles. I've got five quarts of spicy bread and butter pickles (where the rest of the serranos went) cooling and a big bag of wax beans to end for something tomorrow. It's nice to have time to devote a whole day to kitchen-puttering and laundry again.

Also I found a bottle of Bordeaux blanc I'd forgotten I had and it's tasting pretty drat great. Happy socialist government holiday weekend, everyone.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Drink and Fight posted:

Also Bart buy the Ascension expansions and play with us!
I have everything but the promo cards and am refusing to buy them in a fit of pique because they put the second expansion on sale three days after I bought it.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Tu pastor tiene demasiado queso.

Mr. Wiggles posted:

I harvested beets. The biggest was about 13 pounds, and there were lots of water smaller ones. I need the best borsht recipe.
Nice beets. I bought another 25 pounds for $12 because I can't loving resist those prices.

I posted my borscht recipe for the throwdown, and I've been pretty happy with it. The basics:
- Start with oxtail or beef shank.
- Go heavy on the initial sear.
- Cook with beer. Wine is okay, but a decent lager will add a slight hoppy bitterness that plays well with both sweet and sour.
- Spice with allspice, caraway, clove.
- Sourness from sauerkraut (ideal) or a heavy hand with sour cream/yogurt.

It varies a lot by region. Here is an article written by someone of eastern European extraction with a slightly different approach that I'm sure is delicious as well.

bartolimu fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Sep 5, 2012

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Bertrand Hustle posted:

I am missing something here. Do you puree the beets? When do they go in?
I don't puree because I like chunky borscht, but you certainly could and someone somewhere would still recognize it as borscht. I roast or boil the beets separately until mostly cooked but still firm, dice them, then finish in the soup pot for about a half hour to get the whole thing the proper color. When I was cooking more one-pot stuff in Europe (mostly because I could only spare one burner), I diced the raw beets and simmered them in the soup for ~1.5 hours before serving.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


CuddleChunks posted:

- Grease forms a magical buffer solution for the acid which now has something to work on in the form of a simple starch.
Actually it's simpler broscience than that. Alcohol is a solvent; it dissolves grease. If you feed it enough grease, it's too busy dissolving that to dissolve your brain cells, intestinal lining, etc.

Also eggs are a great hangover breakfast because the yolks contain compounds that help the liver do the heavy lifting with late-phase alcohol metabolism. Big starchy things like potatoes help with this as well, because acetic acid is vinegar and malt vinegar goes very well with potatoes.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Vegetable Melange posted:

Worst thing? I started dating a vegetarian (former vegan) who says she'd eat beef or bacon before she'd eat Indian food. Goddammit.

I think I just heard dino.'s head explode.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Iowa is not a terrible place, it's just a rural place. Don't flip off the corn fields, eat them - drive around on dirt roads until you find a farmer sitting on the side of his field with a sign selling sweet corn for 25 cents an ear, fill up your trunk, then go home and fill your freezer. Enjoy living somewhere that has not only the climate for an actual garden, but good soil too. Seasons are pretty nice too, I miss those. We're just finishing up with Too Goddamn Hot and moving toward Slightly Cooler But With Higher Humidity And More Tourists here.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


mindphlux posted:

someone change this thread's title http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3509734


to "Deborah Scott needs your vote in the San Diego Chef poll!"
Deborah Scott clearly does not need your vote. :colbert:

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


He's not immune. The rules have always been more relaxed in the chat thread, Abobo is unrestrained by any results of my ignoble defeat, and if he did anything truly egregious I'd still hit him for it. Thankfully, the rest of you have stepped up your shitposting to the point that he no longer stands out as especially insular or terrible.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


mindphlux posted:



:swoon:

so, for $18, I got a taste of every single ham on their menu, except it wasn't a taste it was more like a loving ham typhoon because christ almighty, I tasted every single ham on that platter and after just one slice I was going into salt overload coma.
Ohhh drat that's nice. It's great to find a restaurant where the chef is excited about his product and goes the extra mile to share it with people who are excited too. I've had four of those I think - Benton's, Ecofriendly, Iberico, and Mangalitsa. Was the Mangalitsa from an Austrian/Hungarian herd, or one of the American breeders? The fat quality on that breed is pretty incredible, initially firmer than Berkshire before melting away like butter.

Benton's makes bacon too, and they smoke it very heavily. If you cook Benton's your neighbors three houses down will smell the woodsmoke. It's tasty stuff, but I've been going more for the light cure, light smoke, porky-tasting bacons lately.

My local wine and cheese shop (where I tasted the above hams) had their 6th anniversary party on Saturday. They brought in some special guests and had wine, cheese, and charcuterie tastings. One of the special things was pancetta made from pata negra belly. It was like pig flavored butter, with tough chewy bits from the skin and meat - probably the best pork belly thing I've had as far as cooking potential goes. The distributor was talking about cooking turnips and turnip greens in the fat, then throwing in some pasta and a touch of butter to finish. I went to the farmers market the next day and they had turnips, so I guess I'm going to do that tonight. Should be fun.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Happy Hat posted:

Yes, but we laid off more managers than people and changed organization. I got kinda promoted.
That's...unusual. Do you think this is a good thing for the company or a bad thing? Also, congratulations, assuming a kinda-promotion comes with a kinda-raise and won't require you to change your inspiring style of human resource management.

Apparently there was an Anthony Bourdain roast last night. Andrew Zimmern tweeted a few of the more devastating zingers. Rachel Ray got her chance to hit back, no idea what she said yet. I'm hoping they'll put it on Food Network at some point, but from the sound of it there might not be much besides extended bleeping and commercial breaks.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


You could always buy the at-home version instead, it's comparatively affordable at $140. You can build your own SV rig with a little know-how and some ebay parts for around $150 last I checked, or you could wait for a Sous Vide Supreme sale and get one of those. It's not as good as an immersion circulator, but it does okay for most home uses.

Or you could just throw some acorns on a Wal-Mart coffee cake and call it Kwanzaa. Up to you.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


I really, REALLY want to see this become a full-length movie.

https://vimeo.com/45725037

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Mr. Wiggles posted:

Also, drink heavily and conduct no state business.

This was my plan. For my extra day off, I went to a new Thai restaurant and had pumpkin curry, green curry, and the house chow fun noodle dish. All were delicious. Then I bought some French pastries from the chef who opened the Vegas Bouchon and took them to my parents for them to enjoy, and then I had an eggplant parmesan sandwich at my favorite family-owned Italian deli. The evening concluded with Halloween-party-inspired $3 zombie pints at the best bar in Vegas and a near-somnolent cab ride home. All in all, a good holiday Friday.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Happy Hat posted:

If Ric wins - we will stop with the eggy harassment that he brought upon himself, nothing else will change - his name etc. will be reinstated as once was, and it will become a GWS probatable offense for 3 months to hint at or mention the eggs he has blatantly and defiantly neglected to eat.

If Doh004 wins we will ensure the fame of the chicken cheese by taking the thread on the road, giving it a sticky and moving it from sub forum to sub forum where it will get to spend two days in each forum, such that our peers can admire the brilliance that is chicken cheese, and know it to be the best that GWS can offer! Of course it needs to end up in GWS where it is to be stickied for a month or so..

Bart, Happy??
Not 100%, no. I like the Doh004 winning clause (pending Admin approval and the agreement of mods of the forums targeted for chickencheese proselytization), it properly ensures his Internet fame at our expense. What I don't like is your idea for Ricola winning, which if we face facts we have to acknowledge as virtually guaranteed. That strikes me as having two wrongs - continuing to fail at egg consumption and being a bit more combative than is the social norm in a thread - make a right. If there's one thing my mama taught me, it's that two wrongs don't make a right. Can you, in your infinite Viking/Aryan wisdom, come up with another consequence? I agree with the general aesthetic of not truly punishing either combatant.

As for the racism discussion, let's not turn this thread into some kind of social justice playground. Admins close threads like that. If you're so outraged you absolutely can't stand it, I suggest posting a recipe for Chicken à la King using flawless Victorian English to balance the karmic scales.

And you can bet your sweet bippy that when I get around to posting my historically-accurate, backed by primary and secondary sources thread on White Trash Cooking I'll be posting in dialect at least part of the time.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


therattle posted:

Here, let me save you the effort.



You have a very inaccurate idea of white trash cooking. I look forward to edumacating you.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


GrAviTy84 posted:

Edit: re: new chat topic. Which one of us is umami? :v:

Pr0k.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Okay, it looks like there's sufficient interest for GWSSS again this year. I'll start a thread/taking addresses tonight assuming everyone's fine with the threat of banning hovering over deadbeats.

In other news, I am perhaps the last person on the internet to discover a neat set of videos. Here is the first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIVIegSt81k

Part 2 is really loving interesting if you're at all fascinated by mathematics, physics, etc. and includes liberal mention of Richard Feynman (always a good thing), but isn't really germane to the reason I'm posting about this here. The third video, on the other hand, is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTwrVAbV56o

:psypop:

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Chef De Cuisinart posted:

e: Now using Cashel Blue Cheese in our cheese amenity. It is by far my favorite blue cheese now.
Have you tried Rogue River Blue? It's wrapped in grape leaves macerated in pear brandy, and it's loving awesome.

In other news, The Santa Thread is UP go sign up kids!

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I'm on a plane on my way to Vegas. Any new spots I need to hit? Nobu is a definite, but I'm open to suggestions for other nights. Might try to hit Lotus of Siam, but may have trouble finding folks to dine with me.
Nobu is still great but suffers from lovely customers. I'd recommend a couple of other places instead. First possibility is Sen of Japan - the chef there is the guy who opened Nobu Las Vegas. He fixes some of the same dishes (including black miso cod), gets the same racingly fresh seafood, and the price is about half of Nobu's. The other possibility is RAKU which I'm pretty sure I've talked up in here before. Really, truly fantastic Japanese food, concentrated on (but not exclusively) grilled items. The standard of service and quality of food is unimpeachable and, again, it's off-Strip so the price is significantly lower.

As far as other places:
- It's the second weekend of the month, which I think means it'll be time for another Saturday Night Truck Stop brawl. I went on an off week and it was kind of a bust, but the competition weeks are apparently quite good. It doesn't get very busy until around midnight, but if you're up late Saturday night it can be a decent place to drop in.
- If you want ramen, do Monta. It's two doors down from RAKU and well worth the inevitable wait. Get the pot stickers too, they're made fresh to order and easily the best in town.
- Do something in the Cosmopolitan. All of the third-floor restaurants are good, so it's really a matter of what you're in the mood for.
- I don't know if you get really good tacos at home, but Tacos El Gordo (the original Charleston location) is fantastic. They have Strip and Downtown locations that might be okay, I don't know. I make the extra drive to Charleston.

Wiggles is right about both Lotus and Bouchon. At Lotus get the nam kao tod, tom kha kai, and whatever else strikes your fancy. Bouchon's quiche is nearly three inches thick and light as a feather, their french toast is more like a tower of delicious bread pudding, and everything else on their menu is great.

I can probably think up some other recs too if you have specific things you want to eat. Throw me a PM if you need a dining partner.

bartolimu fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Nov 6, 2012

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002



Great googly moogly.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


This one's (mostly) for you, dino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa3eC02delM

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Now now. Remember you're dealing with people who aren't nearly as adept at navigating the world of protein sources as the YLLS fitcrew, we just know how to make things tasty. Less "gently caress you it's not," more charts and tables and :science:. Also whey powder is cheating, there I said it. :colbert:

For those of you who might not be tracking the Chickencheese thread, first of all, shame on you.

Second, look at this.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


dino. posted:

@Bart or Abobo: I don't have PMs. If one of you sees this, could you please do that thing where you stick the ICSA post to the top? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3518583
Did this.

e: and made it not the poo poo Post tag

bartolimu fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Nov 21, 2012

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


I've had the flu since Tuesday. Woke up this morning at 3:00 feeling like I'd fellated a barbed wire fence, and I've spent the time since popping NyQuil, drinking tea, and being angry. Normally I'd be spending 6+hours every day this week at my parents' helping mom get everything ready, but instead I've been down with this plague and my crazy aunt has been pressed into service instead. Maybe it's a good thing I'm still too sick to go see what atrocities she's visited on my favorite family holiday meal.

Well people please have an extra couple of drinks for me today while I mourn the bottle of South African Pinotage that won't be deployed to best holiday effect.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


I woke up this morning feeling less miserable than I have since Monday. Throat's still sore, and I'm still hacking up sputum at a disturbing rate, but I'm not running a fever and things don't hurt as much as they did. I'm definitely drained, though; I showered and fixed breakfast and now I need a goddamn nap.

Maybe I'll do Thanksgiving on Sunday...

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Doh004 posted:

I wish I had a relationship with my butcher like this...
I'm like that with my cheesemonger. Any time something new and interesting is coming in, she lets me know. If something in the case is perfect for me (like a washed-rind that's ready to crawl out of the case on its own), she gives me a call. One time she accidentally got an unpasteurized Brie de Meaux thanks to shipping error. "Well, I can't sell it, I can't eat all three kilos myself no matter how hard I try, and I know you'll appreciate it, so here." She gave me about a kilo of it.

The French Brie they usually get is drat good cheese. It's rich, flavorful, and very enjoyable. But it's nowhere near as good as that illicit wedge of raw, unripened evil.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Doh004 posted:

I wish I liked Christmas beers. All of my friends seem to love them, but I don't see the appeal of drinking bitter Christmas trees.
I've had a lot more IPAs and DIPAs that tasted like bitter Christmas trees than Christmas beers. Those tend to be heavier on the malt (making them sweeter) with thicker body and lots of baking spice and citrus zest flavors. I'm sure there are some brewers who say "let's use a fuckton of Centennial hops and make the whole thing taste like a goddamn pine tree it'll be awesome!" but those aren't the good ones.

It's got somewhat limited distribution, but try to find Delirium Noel. It's a Belgian seasonal beer - Belgians tend to use massively fewer hops than American breweries, and they're masters of the whole citrus/spice flavoring thing for a variety of reasons. Also the whole Delirium line has pink elephants on the labels, which I find amusing.

And get your rear end to the beer thread, depending on where you live there's almost guaranteed to be someone who can suggest stuff you can get that you'll like.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Rurutia posted:

I just had the most epic series of food comas in Vegas that ended the only way a weekend in Vegas can end. In bed, sick.

Sorry about the food poisoning. I trust the cooks in Vegas restaurants (especially big-name spots) more than most, simply because a food poisoning outbreak can cause entire casino F&B departments to die. Unfortunately, bad things happen here too and I'm glad you were able to take it in stride.

Lotus spiciness can vary a bit. There are a few servers who assume non-Thai people don't really mean they want something spicy, so they downgrade the number when they tell the kitchen or ask the chef to go easy. That even happens to us regulars sometimes. I happened when I took The Macaroni, actually, which made me sad. Still, even when they don't take you seriously on the spice you can be assured the flavors will be spot on.

I have a new recommendation for Bouchon diners: get the olives. It's six bucks for a big stack of assorted olives (all fantastic) with a couple of roasted garlic cloves. Probably the best deal on the menu, and a perfect appetizer or accompaniment to anything else besides maybe the french toast.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


The more common turn of phrase is probably pulling the plug, but cord gets the point across.

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bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Happy Hat posted:

Ties are in my future :(

See if they will allow you a religious exemption. Failing that, wear bolo ties.

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