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Mr. Wiggles posted:Oh, cool! Someone "anonomously" mailed me a Chick Tract today! I must have been noticed about town!
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2012 00:40 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:10 |
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Someone with photoshop skills should make me an avatar of just that guy, as a matter of fact. That'd be totes cool.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2012 14:17 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Do it while hiking or something where she'll have absolutely no idea it's coming. Also, secretly recruit someone (her mother, a friend, whatever) to take a picture of the big moment, but only if you're pretty drat sure she'll say yes. The last thing you want is pictures to commemorate an awkward, teary "no".
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 17:33 |
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Sjurygg posted:Fifteen minutes later, somewhere in the tall skies over Mongolia, I emerged from the lavatory with the girl in now fresh clothes and the stern look of the weary executioner on my face, something which seemed to amuse the GF. "The next time you use diapers that are too big, you're gonna pay in Anal Dollars", I whispered to her, without knowing if I was joking or not.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 18:40 |
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Gotta love how he has separate entries for "gently caress you" and "gently caress you, rear end in a top hat".
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 20:24 |
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pile of brown posted:anyone want to guess how much it costs to get attacked by a homeless person's dog? (note: bill is only for rabies shots I treated the actual wounds myself) edit: holy poo poo I was way wrong. Sorry POB. Yawgmoth fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Oct 4, 2012 |
# ¿ Oct 4, 2012 16:48 |
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Vegetable Melange posted:it is not a metaphor when I say I'm going to bomb her rear end like a drone attacking a Pakistani wedding.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 19:45 |
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Casu Marzu posted:Pretty good night. Fire going in the hearth, 20 pounds of apples on the stove for sauce, and a apple spice cake in the oven.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2012 03:09 |
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MisterOblivious posted:It shouldn't have lacked the tart as you describe unless you lean towards Granny Smith levels of tartness.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 04:26 |
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the black husserl posted:Myrhvold Moment 2: (nathan myhrvold faces the kitchen wall, eating handfulls of 72 hr pastrami shortrib while staring blankly at nothing) "....Pastrami."
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2012 18:17 |
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therattle posted:This whole thing of certain flavours and drinks being masculine or effeminate is bullshit. Me, I don't care how it tastes as long as it is served with a cocktail umbrella.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2012 17:25 |
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therattle posted:I'm in a hospital waiting room to see an ENT about quinsy. Look it up. I can totally understand how someone would get addicted to that poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2012 22:36 |
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Happy Hat posted:That is just exhibiting a level of OCD that transcends anal retentive and comes out on the other side...
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2012 17:30 |
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I think the clicking noise is the thing trying to make a spark happen. Whether it is making sparks or not is another matter.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2012 02:00 |
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Happy Hat posted:the smell was like anal...
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2012 20:33 |
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Loving the new subforum name.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2012 06:36 |
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bartolimu posted:This one's (mostly) for you, dino.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2012 17:35 |
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Wroughtirony posted:Kegerators only ever result in alcoholism, diabetes and loneliness.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2012 00:12 |
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FishBulb posted:Orange Cupcakes are the only good thing hostess produced. I just bought 2 boxes of them in memoriam. Also because they're on sale.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2012 21:11 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:It's the difference between a thermistor and a thermocouple.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2012 22:02 |
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mediaphage posted:People do not tip nearly as much in Canada, I find. Mostly because canadians pay their service people something approaching fair to begin with, whereas in the states it's $fuckyou/hour.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2012 00:54 |
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NerdyNautilusGirl posted:I have also caught her eating just a stick of butter unwrapped like a banana straight up.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2012 23:00 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Why is :prettygood: no longer a smilie?
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 00:19 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:I really would like to know how much they make off an average video, or if it's all coming in from their store now.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2012 03:44 |
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cyberia posted:Do Americans hate flavour?
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2012 23:28 |
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Happy Hat posted:Also I managed to piss off the HR Global Senior VP - but that is a different story. It is apparently wrong to say that people exhibit sycophantic behavior patterns when he quotes them for praising his processes.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2012 04:55 |
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Wroughtirony posted:
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2012 03:57 |
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That Girl posted:It's like a graduation picture, or something.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2012 16:17 |
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Happy Hat posted:My plan for writing is in shambles I haven't even gone to market yet, and I have 3 leads for new jobs.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2012 21:41 |
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M42 posted:Yep, that's true. I haven't been able to have a grapefruit in 4 years cause of that. I miss digging into a nice breakfast grapefruit, dodging missiles of juice... The only problem is that it's so easy to eat that I usually have about 4 grapefruits for breakfast.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2012 17:26 |
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My family showed up, we had turkey, sausage stuffing, fried apples, cranberry jello-in-a-can, orange sweet potatoes, and pumpkin pie. It was a good time and no one lost their poo poo at anyone. Now I prepare to drive myself to Minneapolis for a NYE party and then aggressively hunt for a job so I don't have to come home. So if anyone has a lead on a job in Minneapolis, shoot me a line.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2012 04:14 |
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Charmmi posted:No shame. Catjama forever.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2012 04:52 |
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Here is Stovetop posted:So um, why did you agree to the interview
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 00:05 |
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BlueGrot posted:I wasn't told what the job was before the interview. I'm a teacher and applied for a teaching assistant position. Steakandchips posted:You've never been for an interview for a job you would rather not have, but kind of need a little in the interim?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 17:22 |
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pile of brown posted:it looked friendly so
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 23:49 |
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therattle posted:I'm really sorry to hear that.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2013 18:46 |
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dino. posted:EDIT: Unrelated, but laughing hysterically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DShEhj_DVsY
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2013 05:58 |
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I finally have a job! It's in Minneapolis, so that video will be quite helpful.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2013 00:45 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I would sooner perform my own vasectomy than cater my own wedding.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2013 22:01 |
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Lyssavirus posted:I like cilantro, but man is it an herb ripe for abuse. I only pile it on like some of you when it's the anemic stuff. It's a flavor I enjoy, but easily overwhelms everything else.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2013 23:42 |