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Also how does this compare to using cast iron.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 08:24 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 23:06 |
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wafflesnsegways posted:I didn't watch all 20 minutes of that video, but ever since Mark Bittman switched to advocacy, he's become intolerable. I even agree with him about a lot of things, but all of his proposed solutions are kludgy, heavy-handed policies that are often pretty offensive. For example, his column arguing that people only be allowed to buy healthy food with food stamps.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2012 21:49 |
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Casu Marzu posted:What says GWS on leaving eggs on the counter? They're rinsed, but fresh from the chicken butt. My mom is all "jesus you're gonna die", but I've always left fresh eggs out. And if you don't wash off the cuticle those things will last for loving ever.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2012 05:43 |
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Mindphlux is bitter.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2012 21:37 |
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So it's a CamelBak for frat boys?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2012 03:46 |
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Darval posted:Make me feel better guys, give me some horror stories. What's the worst you've hurt yourself in the kitchen? I think that's the worst, or at least most persistent injury I managed to inflict on myself with a knife. Worst period was getting stabbed a couple times in Juárez. Still have a pretty nasty, jagged scar from when a guy tried to stab me and I tried to do some badass kung fu poo poo and disarm him but I had way the gently caress too much mescal in me and hosed up the timing and managed to overanticipate his move, so I ended up getting the tip of his knife raked along from the webbing of the thumb of my right hand along to nearly the wrist. Ended up disarming him that way, accidentally, because it got wedged pretty good in my hand and in the sleeve of the jacket I was wearing. Didn't notice it at first, just felt something on my hand. Sorta shook it while I was watching the guy watching me, trying to figure out what just happened. Shaking my hand knocked the knife loose and sent this fan of blood flying loving everywhere, because I was bleeding like crazy. Guy saw this, and I guess figured gently caress this, and took off. Ended up getting some messy loving stitches that were bad enough that you can still faintly see this hosed up pinched stitching pattern in the scar. Never really done anything that bad in the kitchen. Kinda give myself a nick every once in awhile. I really have worse luck with getting random burns and poo poo than cuts.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2012 11:43 |
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Nice try, KozmoNaut, but mindphlux tryouts were last week.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 13:46 |
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Let's see if I've been following:
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 21:52 |
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That's a lot of words for `yes'.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 22:00 |
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It's good that you're coming to terms with your gooniness but I still think that's a lot of words for `yes'.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 22:30 |
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The kitchen knives I use the most are a US$30 cleaver and a US$500 cleaver.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2012 02:33 |
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Drink and Fight posted:I think what I'm saying is what the gently caress go eat some fish.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2012 22:55 |
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NosmoKing posted:This is my rule for oral sex as well as food.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2012 23:01 |
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I figure NosmoKing is more into pleasing the starfish than octopus. Octopus wiener snype: SubG fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Apr 5, 2012 |
# ¿ Apr 5, 2012 00:34 |
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GrAviTy84 posted:just build it in a blender, fool proof.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2012 00:14 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Build it like a mayo. Egg yolks and liquid in the food processor, blitz, then add melted butter in a stream with it running.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2012 01:40 |
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Oral sex. Oral snype: SubG fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Apr 15, 2012 |
# ¿ Apr 15, 2012 21:26 |
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So I'm still not too sure about the blender hollandaise, but hollandaise in the puddle machine is pretty much falling-off-a-log easy and comes out just so.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2012 18:13 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Method? Coming out of the bath it looks like an oil slick, but any hand whisking immediately brings it together as a sauce. Thickens up as you go; I was using whole butter so this might have something to do with it, might behave differently with clarified. I added the lemon and adjusted with salt while whisking but before I had the consistency I wanted.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2012 22:37 |
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What I got from it was that Happy Hat's safeword is `danish' and GWS doesn't believe in the invisible handjob of the marketplace.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 22:50 |
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Dane posted:food content: I made Heston Blumenthal's Spaghetti Bolognese (from In Search of Perfection) and am thoroughly underwhelmed. Maybe I screwed something up along the way, but it was rather bland.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2012 23:13 |
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i shoot friendlies posted:This is the difference between book knowledge and experience. The fact that you're going by time instead of internal temperature means that you really don't know which is happening, you're just guessing. If you want to know for sure, put a probe in the thing. Watch the temperature. It'll claw its way up good and slow, and then hit a point at which the temperature stalls. This is where all that collagen is being converted. The temperature is stalling because the process is endothermic. It is also (one of the reasons) why you absolutely aren't in any danger of boiling the interior of your roast or steaming it or whatever the hell you're fantasy role-playing steampunk adventure horseshit you're imagining is going on in there. And a good thing, too---because if it was, the thing would literally explode. And by `literally', I don't mean `metaphorically', I mean that poo poo would blow the gently caress up. Anyway, after the temperature stalls for awhile, it'll start climbing again. As soon as that happens, that's when you want to pull the meat and let it rest. Why? Because that's when you know essentially all of the collagen (not fat, as you say---pork fat renders at somewhere around 90 F, plus or minus a few depending on what part of the pig the fat came from) is now gelatine. I mean you can do it other ways and invoke all the down home country wisdom you want to justify it, but that's just loving voodoo and wishful thinking. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with thermofuckingdynamics.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2012 12:44 |
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GrAviTy84 posted:Also this: This is sorta raw pedantry, but I'm not trying to poo poo on his work; I think it's great empirical work. My point is that identifying one of the mechanisms through which a complex, porous, hygroscopic media like meat regulates heat during cooking isn't really an explanation in the sense the graph and accompanying text seems to suggest. As I said, my suggesting that thermal denaturation of collagen is `the' reason is similarly problematically reductive. I don't own a copy of Modernist Cuisine (from which I assume the quoted page is excerpted. Does he elsewhere explain propose an explanation as to why the plateau is indicative of doneness? The fact that it is the point at which you have exhausted the limits of evaporative cooling does not, on the face of it, seem to make a lot of sense for this purpose. It works as an explanation about why you'd expect a piece of meat to be dried to unpalatability if you cooked beyond that point, but it doesn't follow (by any logic I can see) that cooking right up to the point beyond which unpalatability lies should work as a strategy for insuring palatability.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2012 21:42 |
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i shoot friendlies posted:SubG's response was borderline psychotic, like he took it as personal insult that I had posted some old man's opinion about pork without discussing the intricacies of the physics of pork cookery. But I'll just point out that no, in fact you were discussing the intricacies of the physics of pork cookery. You were just thoroughly wrong about them. If you manage to produce something that you're willing to eat despite relying on voodoo and wishful thinking instead of shameful `book knowledge' (which is to say, knowledge) more power to ya I guess.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2012 13:57 |
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Yaltabaoth posted:I thought so too, but maybe it's the pictures. It looks really greasy.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2012 01:15 |
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Yaltabaoth posted:I use a wood smoker and still get smoke rings. This is a simplification; the chemistry of myoglobin is actually more complicated than this: in a living creature it functions as an oxygen storage mechanism for muscle tissue, binding oxygen to form either oxymyoglobin or metmyoglobin, the concentration of metmyoglobin being enzymatically regulated. In dead tissue (that is to say, meat) this regulation mechanism is effectively absent and, because metmyoglobin is the most stable of the aforementioned molecules, the concentration of bright, comic book blood red oxymyoglobin goes down and the concentration of greyish metmyoglobin goes up as meat ages. Nitrite will react with any of the above, but because metmyoglobin is more stable than the other forms of myoglobin, the higher the proportion of metmyoglobin in the meat, the less smoke ring formation you see. And once metmyoglobin denatures, you get the brownish colour of meat that's This is a simplification, but I think it's accurate, unless Nathan Myhrvold has revolutionised the gently caress out of all this chemistry too, and it turns out smoke ring formation is actually governed by patent trolling or something.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2012 06:40 |
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Yaltabaoth posted:Do some smokers (electric) not produce nitric oxide? That being said, most of the heat in an electric smoker comes from the heating elements. And they're probably a pretty homogeneous heat source, more or less constant somewhere around whatever your cooking temperature is. In a charcoal (or wood) burning smoker, there's more temperature variation across the fire chamber, and (I suspect) across different parts of an individual coal. So if the smoke chamber of your offset is happily at 225 F, on the other side of the baffle in the fire chamber it's probably easily twice that, and in different spots across the fire chamber it's hotter and cooler. Since NO production is fairly seriously endothermic (on the order of a hundred kJ/mol) you're not going to see much NO produced except where you have really hot spots. If you don't have this sort of variability, you're probably not going to see enough NO production to contribute much to smoke ring production. This is a lot of to say that the more efficient your smoker is, ceteris paribus, the less smoke ring production you're going to see. This is anecdotally supported by general consensus (and my personal experience) that a very efficient `bullet' type smoker, like the WSM, tends to under-smoke, and the horribly inefficient traditional offset smoker tends to over-smoke. Since smokers, like automotive engines, are basically complicated air pumps, you can kinda eyeball this by looking at the rate of smoke exiting your smoker. However fast it's spitting air out, it has to at the same time be taking clean air in out of the environment. The air in the environment is a gently caress of a lot cooler than the air in the fire chamber, but in the time it takes the air to pass through the fire chamber and into the smoke chamber, it has to pick up enough heat to go from ambient temperature to your cooking temperature. The larger the volume of air, the hotter the fire has to be in order to maintain the temperature in the smoke chamber. The hotter the fire has to be, the less efficient the overall process is. So: less efficient means higher peak temperature, higher peak temperature means more NO production, and more NO production means more smoke ring development. That all being said, I haven't really done a lot of empirical investigation of the thermal behaviour of electric smokers; I'm just speculating based on what I know about the underlying chemistry and the behaviour of different kinds of `traditional' smokers.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2012 12:29 |
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Because you usually cauterise a wound at 125 for 72 hours or something, right?
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2012 03:10 |
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dino. posted:@Wiggles: Tell me more about this rhubarb pie. The first time I ate the stuff, I was turned off by it, because I found it to be stringy. That'll learn me for eating grocery store pie. This only applies to something like a pie and if you have really stringy field grown rhubarb. Normally slicing (or dicing) thin is the answer.
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# ¿ May 16, 2012 21:05 |
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GrAviTy84 posted:I really wish they hadn't raised the price on APCs
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# ¿ May 17, 2012 23:36 |
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mindphlux posted:safe words are for pussies
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# ¿ May 22, 2012 00:26 |
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Chemmy posted:Actually it works fine. For every shot of grain alcohol I drink I just take a shot of water, boom no hangover.
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# ¿ May 27, 2012 00:32 |
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pork never goes bad posted:http://www.annals.org/content/132/11/897.full seems to suggest that rehydration is an effective strategy - it certainly alleviates certain hangover symptoms (dry mouth, for example). That's pretty much the situation if you do a search on pubmed or wherever to look for peer reviewed material on the subject; a whole bunch of difficult to correlate or evaluate self-reported stuff, and essentially no hard clinical data (e.g. data collected in double blind conditions) and no overall consensus on either the subject being studied (!) or what diagnostic instrument to use when studying it. If you look outside peer-reviewed papers, the subject is, if you can imagine, even worse, with all kinds of parroting of old wives' tales as the gospel truth and nothing but a bunch of vague hand-waving and a tangled undirected graph of self-references as support. There's almost certainly no downside to drinking water. And alcohol is a diuretic. So there's an air of plausibility about it. And if it makes you feel better, well more power to ya. But the science just ain't there.
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# ¿ May 27, 2012 21:47 |
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homerlaw posted:His name is Kirk Johnson[...].
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# ¿ May 28, 2012 23:31 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:It's true. He ate poprocks and drank a coke and his stomach exploded.
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# ¿ May 29, 2012 01:16 |
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Who stresses over that poo poo? Aren't you people drinking? Anyway, you don't really need to plan to smoke everything the day before, just aim to have it done good and early, then just pull things as they're ready, wrap them in foil, and throw them into an ice chest. Once everything's out of the smoker and resting, start your sides. When the sides are ready, resting is done, unwrap, slice, serve.
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# ¿ May 29, 2012 05:03 |
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Kenning posted:What do you mean possibly the most famous rear end in a top hat? Can you really name off other famous anuses? His is the rear end in a top hat. Full stop.
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# ¿ May 29, 2012 20:22 |
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What's a good place to buy scotch online?
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# ¿ May 30, 2012 06:12 |
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pork never goes bad posted:Depending on where you are shipping to, K&L is an excellent option. They aren't a good choice if you want the, well, pedestrian options available at a good supermarket. But if you want some more interesting options, many exclusive to K&L, they are great. They also have an excellent spirits blog.
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# ¿ May 30, 2012 22:32 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 23:06 |
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pork never goes bad posted:What do you like? I could make probably forty informed recommendations from k&l
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# ¿ May 31, 2012 12:10 |