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 An imgur album that has all the chapters plus new updates can be found here. For me, GBS has become a very depressing place. Political corruption, economic stagnation, excessive censorship, violent revolutions, depletion of natural resources, child pornography, birds being infused into a variety of matrices, all these topics are constant reminders that our world is a harsh place to live in. But, through my travels, I have stumbled onto a comic created by a budding DeviantArtist named Lazerbot that resonates with me, and may resonate with some of you GBS posters as well. It is a simple, cautionary tale of how  Now, I could go on to elaborate the roller-coaster of emotions this story has put me through, but why spoil the discovery for yourself? (Parts of it may be  though.)Come, let the journey unfold before your eyes... Chapter 1 of 4: Tails Gets Trolled                     
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Feb 18, 2012 21:44
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Quite the trollol.
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Feb 18, 2012 21:46
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I will never understand how anyone would put such lovely art up for the world to see. If I post something online I make sure to do at least a passable job of making it not-horrible. EDIT: The thread tag is actually quite apropos.
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Feb 18, 2012 21:50
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Embreaded?
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Feb 18, 2012 21:51
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So uh, hey kid, wanna talk about how school's going?
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Feb 18, 2012 21:53
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your one fat looking fat guy
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Feb 18, 2012 21:54
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What...is this?
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Feb 18, 2012 21:54
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I've seen this before. Was there already a thread about this? (no search)
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Feb 18, 2012 21:55
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You're lazerbot aren't you
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Feb 18, 2012 21:56
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Flavor Bear posted:Embreaded? Stealin' my posts, Bro. Also: "I'M SO MAD. I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SO I WON'T BE SO MAD." However, to be perfectly honest, if these insults were better this might actually be funny.
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Feb 18, 2012 21:56
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I don't have the attention span to read any comic more than six panes long, much less 12 panes.
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Feb 18, 2012 21:58
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Well this is just a misunderstoo<--d comic.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:02
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I'm not quite sure how to respond to this. Not quite sure.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:05
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I'd really like this part framed and put in a gallery somewhere.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:07
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This is loving hilarious. "They cant troll you if there dead"
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Feb 18, 2012 22:08
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There are a few threads in PYF that this might be more appropriate for, like the bad fanart and the weird deviantart content threads.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:09
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Lurdiak posted:This is loving hilarious. Isn't that what ghosts do?
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Feb 18, 2012 22:11
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Third panel down on the left is begging to be turned into a Knuckles avatar. 
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Feb 18, 2012 22:13
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The key to a good comic is to vomit as many words in to a panel as you can
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Feb 18, 2012 22:14
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Robo Reagan posted:The key to a good comic is to vomit as many words in to a panel as you can Ah yes. The Tim Buckley School of Cartooning
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Feb 18, 2012 22:16
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Ahahaha He has four chapters of this comic of around 20 pages each, a 79 chapter story (uploaded one paragraph at a time) written in the present tense with the same quality of writing found above and a dozen or so original characters with the same mspaint Goku theme. Here's a sample of his 79 chapter opus:  chapter 13 posted:shanco says. Ok look here if you don't do as I say I will kill your family. Guy says. Please I have them protected day and night. there To protected I can barely get to them. Shanco says im gonna leave you down here to die. He says that will rise atention on your self. Shanco says. Ill return. Shanco then leaves the sewer. he looks around for something. And then he finds it. He sees to kids smoking crack. Shanco walks to the kids and polls out his knife and says give me your drugs. Kids freak out and trys to run shanco grabs one of the kids and puts the knife over his neck .the other kid bails. Shanco says well thats not a vary good friend. Kid crying his rear end off says please don't kill me. Shanco then takes all the kids drugs and says if you want the drugs back your gonna go to the store and steal me a brisk and some corn dogs and a camera. If not you would of wasted your money your mom gave you from cleaning and s**T. now hurry . The kid them runs off. Shanco says. Good now all I need is some yoohoo. I would of told the kid to take that to but he doesn't have enough room in his baggy shirt to hide it from the guards. Later like 5 in the morning. Kid returns shanco sees the kid with the stuff he asked for . Kid says. I got the stuff and they didn't see me shanco says. Give the stuff and ill give you the drugs. Kids hands him the stuff. Kid says. Now give me the drugs. Shanco says. How about we make a better deal then that.....kid says what kind of deal? Shanco says I know you must want more drugs then the amount that I have. So how about this. You work for me and I will pay you enough money to get all the drugs you would ever what. Kid says what kind of job?. Shanco says. I want you to find out all you can about the bar in this town and all the bars around. Sound like a deal? Kid says alright you got a deal. Shanco says. Whats your name? Kid says. I'm emori shanco says. Get to work This is a great find, thanks for sharing!
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Feb 18, 2012 22:16
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Is that a corn dog in his hand?
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Feb 18, 2012 22:18
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Gee, this is all awfully familiar for some reason...
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Feb 18, 2012 22:19
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Glitterbomber posted:So uh, hey kid, wanna talk about how school's going? This is all took away from this. All I can see are manifestations of this kid's frustrations. I'd offer to give him a hug, but he'd probably make it really awkward.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:22
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So I read all the posted pages of that Sonic comic and the only thing that stands out to me is the fact that even though Shadow said he wouldn't kill anymore fat people, when sonic freaked out that's the first one he went for. What a hypocrite.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:22
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This looks like it was done by the artist of Asperchu.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:23
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Am I the only one who noticed that he confused the word "violence" and "villains?"
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Feb 18, 2012 22:25
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bbf2 posted:Am I the only one who noticed that he confused the word "violence" and "villains?" The ironic thing is that if Shadow used a homing attack instead of a knife, he would've been using villains.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:32
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bbf2 posted:Am I the only one who noticed that he confused the word "violence" and "villains?" He confused a lot of words. "after words" was probably meant to be "Afterwards," and "a fended" was probably intended as "offended". It's like Columbine eight years in the making. I don't know if it would be worse to find this as a parent, or find it as a classmate. This thin veil of video game characters doesn't separate his fantasy when the hunting knives and decapitations start. If the trolls were characterized as Robotnik or Koopa, it wouldn't be quite as damning.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:32
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sonic sometimes there is a need to do whats needed e: Every panel of this one is the best thing ever. I am Reverend fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Feb 18, 2012 |
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Feb 18, 2012 22:34
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There's going to be a news article years from now which goes into detail of how the shooters made sonic levels of their high school. Edit: Do sonic people even like sonic games these days?
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Feb 18, 2012 22:34
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James Trickington posted:
Oh comeon this kid is defiantly harm less.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:34
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Krabsworth posted:Oh comeon this kid is defiantly harm less. What if he's in a colt. Edit: this Asperchu thing is incredible. I think I found what to do at work on Monday. James Trickington fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Feb 18, 2012 |
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Feb 18, 2012 22:36
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My favorite part is "High shovel!" Because.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:41
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gently caress you trolls
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Feb 18, 2012 22:43
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James Trickington posted:It's like Columbine eight years in the making. Columbine kids weren't bullied, that's a myth that was created to make sense of the events and resulted in an increased mistrust of outcasts in american high schools.
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Feb 18, 2012 22:43
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 Knuckles is a bad rear end with a heart of gold. Or um yeah that's not knuckles but whatever. Taima fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Feb 18, 2012 |
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Feb 18, 2012 22:44
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Mr Cynicism posted:Is that a corn dog in his hand? Yes indeed it is!
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Feb 18, 2012 22:45
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i asked around and someone saw you last night high as poo poo with a shovel. so that pretty much tells me you killed them That was hilarious. Can't wait to see Sonic and Mario deal with trolls together. EDIT: Did not see the corn dog. Jesus christ this is amazing.
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The shovel was great, but "steal me a brisk and some corn dogs" is too great a phrase to wallow in internet obscurity.
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