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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Kharnifex posted:

Gee, this is all awfully familiar for some reason...



The first panel seems to be taking place inside "The Fifth Element", due to the length of the filter on that smoke?

"TO QUIT IS MY GOAL!"

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Puma-rang posted:

What's wrong with this kid(?) other than having been trolled during a LoL session.

Haha, I thought the exact same thing. The level of rage makes it clear it was LoL/DOTA/HON trolling. I play LoL and get the same sort of reaction by playing Lee Sin, Udyr, Trynd, or any other really good escape character then murdering half the team and getting the gently caress out with .05% of my life left while typing, "trolololol".

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Bloomington posted:

I just realized something:



He's smoking his cigarette backwards. :psyduck:

Holy poo poo. :psyduck: I even made fun of that picture earlier and I didn't notice. Having accidentally lit the filter of a cigarette before, I just have to say: that dude is a badass.


Grimes posted:

:stare: So what are the chances that this guy is an extremely dangerous person in the making?

Minimal. This is just what we get because kids have been subjected to a bunch of grimdark in their entertainment recently. It's even crept into god awful fanfic territory as well.

Cuckoo posted:

Although there's no doubt he needs help (and drawing lessons) either way, I was relieved to hear he was 20 and plays online games. This means he isn't some tortured high school kid using an aborted remake of Cartoon All-Stars to cope with bullies; just a 20 year old getting mad at faceless online trolls.

It's been said before, but there is no way that this person is 20. I'd guess he's 14 or so.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

ThePutty posted:

He could be autistic. Wouldn't be the first time somebody over 20 has created a poo poo comic.

What gives him away is the way he has Sonic talking about His Girlfriend. Even the loneliest loser of a 20 year old knows how to play off their absolute lack of understanding about the topic better. You're right that he could be 20 and autistic, though. If he is, he's the new king of autism. Or emperor maybe.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Think I'm going to get a DA account just so I can get in on lazerbot's talk pages. I know the ground loving floor of a beautiful monument to humanity when I see it. This must be what it feels like to discover a great artist, just before their time.

I've always thought that if I could go back in time, I'd shake Van Gogh's hand and try to get across that his work was worth it in the long run, remembered and revered. To try to tell him even though he couldn't be happy, he'd touched the lives of millions of strangers and taught them a form of beauty they'd never imagined. Alas, time moves in only one direction for me, and I'll never get that opportunity. lazerbot will have to do!

Three-Phase posted:

This is wonderful, and will tide me over until Chris-Chan finally gets his trial.

This is way past Chis-Chan levels. Chris-Chan is just a mentally challenged person who is such an rear end in a top hat, it makes it ok to rag on him despite his illness. This is ART.

Nathilus fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Feb 20, 2012

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Watch out we got the account buying police up in here.

I consider it a nice gesture of appreciation. If he wants it, he'll take it, if not, then that's fine too. If yall want to avoid creepy you should get out of not just this thread but probably SA altogether.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Defiance Industries posted:

I'm going to use "I need a quick fix on this boner I'm having" on my girlfriend.

Fake edit: MY GIRLFRIEND

There HAS to be a nicer way to beg for a BJ (or a good old fashioned).

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Is that loving Heimerdinger?! :psyduck: The rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

SaltLick posted:

Are the yordles being used as slaves? Teemo is gonna be pissed! drat trolls...

No one gives a poo poo what Teemo thinks.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Comic is moving too fast now. I'm still not over the dragonborn poo poo.

Also, I just have to say it again, :drat:. I've seen works that become so pleasantly lovely that they wrap back around to being loving awesome, but this goes so far that it breaks another one of those reality barriers and becomes... I don't know. Perhaps the english language isn't equipped to label such beauty and grace. Badical? FULL OF STARS? Something like that.

They shold of sent a powet.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

nerdbot posted:

Sonic Adventure 2 is a fun game but it started the trend of Sonic's plot and overall world being really, really stupid. Notice how the humans in that cutscene are completely unstylized and look nothing like Eggman, who is very cartoony.

SatAM universe for life. :emo: That poo poo was intense. In a world full of cute woodland type creatures, let's explore the themes of genocide and armed revolution! And then there was that evil dude who was an even worse rear end in a top hat mad scientist than Robotnik.

Baronjutter posted:

I thought sonic was on some fantasy animal-people planet and Dr. Robotnic was some human from space who came to enslave the planet. As a kid i thought it was kinda cool how the human was the bad-guy coming and destroying nature, environmental message yo.

There are several different continuities. In SatAM, the best one, that I just mentioned, Robotnik is like some crazy dictator from another dimension who literally destroys and robo-enslaves the planet's dominant culture.

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Then 3d sonics came out and suddenly sonic is in the real world on earth but no one gives a poo poo and none of the previous games happened and what the gently caress???? Childhood: ruined.

There was a god awful anime set in this continuity too. Sonic falls into some rich kid's pool out of the sky like some alien and people are like "WOW JEE WHIZ" instead of the military instantly scooping him up for dissection. It's saccharine and dumb as hell.

Nathilus fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Apr 3, 2012

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Yeah Teemo can pull off pentas. Against noobs. Try that against a pro team and you're just going to get smeared. Dumb rear end will learn.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

"you was able to take the damage that fire had to give."

Another page of brilliant dialogue!

No poo poo. I'm not even sure how he goes about creating these magnificent sentences. He certainly doesn't use the rules of English as I know them.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
The Troll King is clearly uses Star Trek style structural integrity fields on himself.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
The Silver/Blaze relationship stuff is still hysterical.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Nilbop posted:

He's thirteen and represents the forums as a fat black guy with mantits and blue, what do you think?

Is this a trick question because that seems mostly accurate?! :psyduck:

Yes?

Also I used to be convinced that he is like 13 too, particularly when the girlfriend stuff started seeping into the comic, but now I just don't know any more. His understanding of pacing and humor is too good for him to be 13. If he wasn't actually a good writer who is currently smearing poo poo on the walls this would be a LOT less enjoyable.

Nathilus fucked around with this message at 01:00 on May 5, 2012

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

press for porn posted:

Lately this theory hasn't been put forward too much, but it is still possible that LazerBot is actually a normal, intelligent individual who has carefully constructed this bizarre persona for the comedy value.

It's possible, but it takes a genius level comedian to pull off a complete persona like that and truly keep you guessing. Think about it, do you remember enough about dumb pre-pubescent views of sex to construct and pull off a line like, "I'm so mad I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad!"? If so, do you also think you could pull off all the other weird poo poo like crazy spelling, fever dream crossovers, autismal pretty much everything, and still have a level of shining brilliance beneath the grime; all without ever making a slip and giving yourself away? If you can, I would like to be your agent because you are a once-in-a-generation Andy Kaufman level talent.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Hmm wonder what's happenin in TGT these da..... :eyepop:

*turns around and walks out veeeeery slowly*

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Fifth panel. Is sonic doing gendo hands or is there some other explanation I'm missing?!?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Jesus Christ that's fukkin nasty.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I used to think this dude didn't have the mentality of a 14 year old sperg and that he was just really good at channeling that sort of vibe, for whatever strange reason. The evidence to the contrary is getting really overwhelming though.

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