Writing & reporting in today's NFL: One extra-wide horse shit latte please

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am still found of the guy who compared holding the PS4 controller to fondling a teenage girl's breasts in the backseat of a car

# ¿ May 12, 2016 18:38

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:55

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

SlipUp posted:

Well in that case I hope one day old white men are able to cast off their oppressors and live free.

You seem really upset about something really reasonable

# ¿ May 13, 2016 13:09

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

SlipUp posted:

Well I'm glad there's so much support against ageism in this particular circumstance, I hope we can all approach the next NFL celebration clampdown or owner racism controversy with the same consistency.

U mad

# ¿ May 13, 2016 15:23

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Alaois posted:

it's like there's a mental reflex in some people who as soon as they see the suffix -ism attatched to anything they start yelling "WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED" at everyone involved

its called chronic GBS

# ¿ May 13, 2016 16:28

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

It's kind of hosed up that guy keeps his blowup doll in the corner like that

# ¿ May 13, 2016 17:08

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am the vaguely skeezy defense lawyer who gets crucial evidence thrown out because Lennie Briscoe never follows the loving procedure

# ¿ May 13, 2016 17:43

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pron on VHS posted:

I want to be the overexcited defense attorney that questions the prosc witness' credentials to the point where the judge shouts that the witness is an expert!

you're why we always loving lose!

# ¿ May 13, 2016 17:45

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

warcrimes posted:

I'm the overworked, jaded defense attorney who incompetently got the wrong guy convicted because the system failed.

no one on the show is the wrong guy jesus christ get your poo poo together

# ¿ May 13, 2016 23:35

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

warcrimes posted:

They've done plenty of wrongly convicted storylines. Hell, I just watched on a couple of nights ago.

I didn't know there was a spinoff Law and Order:Lieberal Pussy Bullshit Squad

# ¿ May 14, 2016 00:01

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I love how he tries to make this sound like a bad thing

http://www.cleveland.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/06/ali_ushered_in_the_era_of_pree.html posted:

The first is his creation of the preening, prancing, unapologetically boastful demeanor that has become such a familiar plague on the world of sports. Every batter who hits a home run and stands at the plate for long moments admiring it, every basketball player who taunts the other team after sinking a three-pointer, every football player who breaks into a foolish dance after making a tackle � all of them are Ali's progeny.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 21:17

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jason Whitlock holds a huge grudge against Ta-Nehisi Coates because Coates didn't leave the Atlantic for The Undefeated and that is hilarious to me

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 05:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The worst sports journalists are the ones who imagine they are as important to the narrative and culture of sports as the athletes themselves and fail to realize they are vermin nibbling at the droppings of their betters

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 18:41

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

So they're like literary critics?

Michiko Kakutani doesn't imagine she makes great novels relevant

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 20:10

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

So Peter King took a photo of him driving in the bike lane because he was late for an interview

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 19:29

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

The Twitter backlash has been outstanding

Even the police called him out lol

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 20:09

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Please show this

http://deadspin.com/peter-king-drives-in-bike-lane-suffers-wrath-of-the-in-1785595153

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 20:15

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Hitler?" Host: "No." Me: "Died. He killed himself." Thought he would cry.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 19:49

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pat Tillman gets fragged by his own side and he's a hero but it happens to Geno and he has maturity issues

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 21:25

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

That's fine.

Peter King bitched and moaned for years about the greatest punter of all time getting in but he wants a mediocre guy who got tk'ed in the desert to go in the first round?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 21:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pron on VHS posted:

i think Peter is saying he doesn't want Pat Tillman in the HOF?

I interpreted not mine to be Peter King "humble" empty quoting

Peter King doesn't seem the type to call the HoF "his"

Kalli posted:

Tillman managed an interception 7000 miles from a football stadium.

Put him in the hall.

please if anything it was OPI

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 21:43

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

Ray Guy shouldn't be there either.

Sorry wrong idiot for being so idiot wrong

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 21:54

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

never forget

I always liked Febreeze's comic

"Why is Hines Ward returning a kickoff?"

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 23:00

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Badfinger posted:

Christ, what the gently caress dude.

How many wide receivers can claim they literally rewrote the rules?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 21:42

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

v2vian man posted:

i wouldn't usually pick on a typo or homophone but this is pretty bad

I know it's not the joke, but a hard d locks down the advantage for Siemian

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 22:42

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/09/skip-bayless-trent-dilfer-undisputed-colin-kaepernick-plantation-mentality

Skip Bayless... owns?

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 01:35

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I don;t even really get whats going on

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 17:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

HEY GUYS ARE WE TALKING BOOKS IN HERE

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 13:42

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ehud posted:

so good

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/dolphins-blog/fl-sp-dolphins-omar-kelly-open-letter-20170726-story.html

there is so much but i'll just start where it really gets good. Like I don't know what to even put in bold below lol.

this is the kind of post that should be put in a snifter and swirled around a bit before savoring

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 13:42

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ehud how much would you pay for a super cut of Kelly backing down every time he gets confronted at training camp

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 15:03

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

That article has to be objective proof that the Sports editor doesn't read a single word of what Kelly types

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 15:10

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

sean10mm posted:

Or it was even more self important to start with.

Somehow.

I feel like even then a decent editor would be like "Omar, half of this article about Dolphins training camp cannot be about how important you feel you are"

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 16:13

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:55

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am 100% positive he pays hookers to wear a mask of him when the gently caress

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 16:44

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