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Chichevache posted:Huuuuurrrrrrr my footlong more like six inch i think that's 100% of the jokes
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Mel Mudkiper posted:He will get sentenced to 12 years but only get 11 thats pretty good
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Febreeze posted:Millions of people play the lottery despite miniscule chances of winning. This poo poo operates on almost the same level by giving you slightly more illusion of control over your "ticket" making you think you have a chance. But the lottery's marketing is just sort of there, not EVERYWHERE MAKING YOU HATE WATCHING SPORTS
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sweet thursday posted:We still have to wait for the results from our Football Science Lab, but it's a pretty incredible thing to have your user count jump up so high in such a short time. You see almost no growth from March throughout August, but suddenly in September the curve on the graph grows exponentially. We're cutting a new course here at Draftkings. 
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Spoeank posted:The best part is the commercials do literally nothing to differentiate between them. I'm dreading football tomorrow for the endless FANKINGS poo poo They'll merge like Sirius/XM and become FANKING DUEL
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whoa whoa whoa back it up there BBW Doesn't have Giant Checks. That's how you can tell the difference. Giant Checks.
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That's the wrongest sentence you're going to see in 2016
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I killed fiddy men
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Ehud posted:WW2 and Vietnam were basically the same war Every war since 1871 is the Franco-Prussian War.
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swickles posted:We treat the HoF like some kind of loving temple that is so important and sacred, when it's literally the football equivalent of the high score screen in an arcade machine. Plus its in Ohio, and a bad town even by Ohio Standards, so how sacred can it really be
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v2vian man posted:ohio is good, but canton is very bad My brother, who lives in Ohio already, turned down a job because he'd have to move to Canton. Puts it all in perspective. Also, Ohio is terrible because its full of Ohioans. Plus its like the most Generic State Possible. It simply is.
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I'm no nuts and bolts football guy and just like watching the gladiators fight, but I hate how everyone is so fixated on one of the 24 guys that takes the field. He must be a terrible quarterback because he doesn't Win Games!! Never mind it's a team sport and no quarterback, no matter how good, can win if the defense is a fart. Even I can see that.
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