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Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/716015641912877058


is it possible to have negative credibility

I know it's become standard to compare any dumb sports take to PFTcommenter, but holy poo poo if that tweet didn't read exactly like one. Just needed the spelling errors.

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Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

NC-17 posted:

lol he doesn't even drive himself

Why would he? He's used to the walking and mass transit paradise that is NYC.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Grittybeard posted:

I'd go with this for bolding: I’m what people call “an influencer.” It’s a new term that I’m not really comfortable with, but it is what it is. I don’t intend to be, but it’s the cross I carry

Holy poo poo, yes, the exact one I thought as I read it. It's masterful. Look at the layers! Bragging, fake humility, and finishes it off with self-declared martyrdom. He's amazing.

pangstrom posted:

I hate when people act like they’ve seen a ghost when they run into me.

They aren't looking at you like you're a ghost Omar, they're looking at you like you're an rear end in a top hat.

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