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I feel like posting a random Omar Kelly tweet. @OmarKelly: Confession: I just caught myself looking at a Dolphins picture of Dennis Hickey and calling him the silver fox. I'm so ashamed.
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MonsterWalk posted:Peter King is the loving worst. He's bad, but Omar Kelly still exists. These are from the last hour. @OmarKelly: Ask yourself who uncovers & documents most of the world's corruption? Newspapers are the watchdog for the world's evil people. @OmarKelly: While football practice might confuse some, I've been doing them for 25-years. At this point it's like the Matrix to me. I see the code. @OmarKelly: Caleb Sturgis might want to try yoga. That really helped me with my groin/hernia issues.
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Aug 12, 2014 14:00
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Chichevache posted:Maybe there is some context to those posts that I'm missing, but presented in that order in such a short time frame it just screams "maybe not mental illness but certainly in need of some therapy" to me. Like, dude has some real issues with narcissism. There is at least a handful of those tweets every single day from Omar. It's a constant goldmine because he tweets so much. He is at 149,600 tweets right now lol
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Aug 12, 2014 19:55
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Mel Mudkiper posted:That's literally 75 tweets a day haha That seems low. He must be tweeting a lot more since I began following him. Here are some from just now. He's going on a rant again. @OmarKelly: People often ask why do I spent so much time explaining myself. What they don't realize is...you don't see my mentions. @OmarKelly: People discover me by word of mouth. They have no clue who I am, what I do, why I do it, what qualifies me. Therefore, they challenge me. @OmarKelly: Please understand about 2,000 new people have followed me since camp started. Family members, agents, friends. I hurt their feelings plenty. @OmarKelly: That's not my intent. I'm like a ref calling a game. I call a fair 1. I don't play favorites, don't do politics. I'm just straight shooting @OmarKelly: Most new followers either love me, or hate me (story of my life). I mean no harm. What I'm doing is my job. I'm not meant for everyone. @OmarKelly: If you stay in your feelings, or have a sensitive stomach, or don't like to hear MY TRUTHS....I do both of us a favor & unfollow. @OmarKelly: As I said when camp began...if you're new just be quiet and observe what I do and how I do it. Soon enough you'll figure me out.
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Aug 12, 2014 20:23
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@OmarKelly: I'm not an ego driven guy (despite what my critics think), but my numbers have ALWAYS spoken for themselves. Numbers bring power & influence @OmarKelly: I work VERY HARD not to abuse that power and influence. Today that's my biggest battle on a daily basis.
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Aug 12, 2014 21:23
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football fuckerman posted:what numbers, Omar? Are pageviews keeping the ol Miami Herald afloat? @OmarKelly: Today has probably been my most productive day as a journalist this whole year, & I haven't written a word. Relationships run this business
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Aug 12, 2014 22:47
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@SI_PeterKing 7m What a great city Denver is. @SI_PeterKing 2m DENVER-As Peyton Manning told me today with a wink, "Pretty good place for pizza, know what I mean?" Did Peter King just hire a prostitute?
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Aug 20, 2014 04:09
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@OmarKelly: Confession: I don't mind being the villain. But what my critics have learned is I'm right A LOT more often than I'm wrong.
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Sep 2, 2014 16:06
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quote:7. Its truck month and that can only mean one thing: Its time to buy a new truck because of what month it is. hahaha
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Sep 10, 2014 13:19
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Let's check in with Omar @OmarKelly: Confession: I told my mother in law to pick up Kniles Davis on her fantasy team. She won last week. (I feel like a cheater) oh
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Sep 23, 2014 13:49
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@OmarKelly: It's called holding the Dolphins accountable. Philbin, Tannehill, Hickey, Ross, coordinators don't have to answer to you. They answer to me. @OmarKelly: I hold them accountable for you because that's MY JOB...You hold me accountable. See how that works?
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Sep 29, 2014 20:32
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I like the rest of MMQB.com
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Oct 16, 2014 02:17
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I think of myself as a well spoken black.
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Oct 22, 2014 18:36
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Jemele Hill once tried to make the word "friend of the family" the sports person of the year lol
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Oct 28, 2014 17:21
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@OmarKelly: Jameis Winston's rape allegations don't concern me. Stealing crab legs doesn't concern me.What concerns me is his decision making, maturity.
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Oct 31, 2014 14:30
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@OmarKelly: "@Msavage757: u r a soft mother fucker who hides behind his keyboard"» I ain't never hard to find bro. I'll tell you where I'm gonna be.
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Nov 14, 2014 13:51
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Hartline likes to call Omar out. @OmarKelly: By the time the pressure got there neither WR even crossed. But there was nobody to pick, so why didn't Clay just sit it down? Flaw on play @brianhartline: @OmarKelly there you go talking about something you know zero about... Cmon man I hope Omar responds.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:43
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@OmarKelly: Advice: Don't send me like 15 tweets in a row. Play hard to get a little. That's like texting a girl you like non-stop. Pace yourself.
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Nov 20, 2014 22:03
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Chilichimp posted:This guy needs his own thread. I just wrote a post about him on FART: http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/11/21/bad-beat-spotlight-omar-kelly-part-1/
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Nov 21, 2014 22:30
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@SI_PeterKing: RIP, Mario Cuomo. A great public servant. @SI_PeterKing: RT @southshield: did you tell the Maitre d’? … I don’t understand. What do you mean? hahahaha
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I love this attitude from Lions fans/writers that somehow Suh is leaving a contender for a bad team. quote:Miami has had six coaches in the past 11 seasons and hasn't seen a Super Bowl in three decades. lol you're the lions and you're going to try and big league the Phins about Super Bowl appearances?
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Mar 9, 2015 17:06
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Omar Kelly update
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Mar 15, 2015 21:38
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Mar 15, 2015 21:52
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One of Omar's big problems is his legion of sycophant followers that feed his ego.
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Mar 16, 2015 20:40
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Omar doesn't get things wrong. Information just changes I think it's time for part 2 of my Bad Beat Spotlight. Part 1 is here for those of you who don't go into the FARThouse: http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/11/21/bad-beat-spotlight-omar-kelly-part-1/
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Mar 16, 2015 22:14
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hahahahahaha what does that even mean
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Mar 17, 2015 16:57
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I dunno. I think I'd rather suffer massive head trauma than years of violence and male rape.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:13
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Mel Mudkiper posted:A life you cannot remember or one you wish you could forget Please go write a new roger Goodell email article thanks
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Mar 17, 2015 17:25
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Omar Kelly is in rare "complete piece of human poo poo" form. I mean, he's always a jackass, but this is something else. @OmarKelly: "@BartDePalma: The timing of this law suit would not have anything to do with his impending NFL contract, would it?"» money grab from day 1 @OmarKelly: "@hagler_matt: or like in the OJ case the criminal courts did not work."» then why wait to file it right before Winston came into money? @OmarKelly : "@mshaneb13: Money grab? She's suing for 15k."» do you know she's working on a documentary, reality series type stuff? @OmarKelly: "@LanceMinzer: Think civil suit against Winston will hurt his draft stock? I'm thinking yes."» Nah. Surprises nobody. She's done her damage
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Apr 17, 2015 02:04
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I'm more qualified to follow Omar Kelly than 99% of you.
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Apr 17, 2015 11:31
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FakeOmaryKelly owned @FakeOmarKelly · 4 Sep 2012 Told my wife Michelle Obama looked kinda hot tonight. I'm now apparently sleeping on the couch. When keeping it real goes wrong. @FakeOmarKelly · 16 Mar 2012 My source is confirming Matt Flynn is the favorite to land in Miami. My source is also confirming he just saw Tupac at a 7-11 in Hialeah. @FakeOmarKelly · 31 Jan 2012 Warning...Get gansta, get blocked. No tolerance AT ALL this offseason. Unless you've got tremendous, chiseled abs. That gets me all hot. @FakeOmarKelly · 15 Jan 2012 All of you saying you would take Hakeem Nicks over Vontae Davis have obviously never seen Vontae's rear end before.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:19
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I try to be nice to everyone all of the time 
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Apr 17, 2015 17:05
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Hey dickbag just because you're the most jacked dolphin fan doesn't mean you can ignore me >:-( what happened
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Apr 17, 2015 17:54
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Welp, I just tried some different variations of the Omar Kelly username and one of them is an account that has one tweet and it's a pic of a dude kissing another dude's penis. But yeah, I'd like to be involved in a new Fake Omar Kelly.
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Apr 17, 2015 19:24
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Hahaha some stupid baby at ESPN is mad that Tebow didn't give them an inside scoop on being signed by the Eagles. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/04/20/espn-reporter-complains-that-tebow-didnt-hand-scoop-to-espn/ quote:On Sunday, Jay Glazer of FOX Sports reported that Tim Tebow had agreed to terms with the Eagles. Tim Tebow separately is employed by ESPN. Which makes the fact that Glazer scooped ESPN regarding an ESPN employee even more noteworthy. THE WWL
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Apr 20, 2015 20:10
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Yesterday: @OmarKelly: Mike Wallace > Kenny Stills. But Greg Jennings is better/more accomplished than Brian Hartline (63 TDs), & DeVante Parker > Rishard Matthews Today: @KSTiLLS: Bleacher report > Omar Kelly I like this Kenny Stills guy
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May 1, 2015 17:46
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@OmarKelly: It's funny how we view "boxers." But I don't care who you are. At 5-foot-5, 146 pounds you ain't about to whip me. Hell nah!
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May 3, 2015 12:59
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@NYTSports: Scoop from @RichSandomir: @BillSimmons is leaving ESPN. Story coming soon here @NYTSports.
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@flasportsbuzz: ESPN President John Skipper said it his decision not to renew Bill Simmons and it is time to move on.
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