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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


What if someone tweeted "that story really moved me" and then meant to DM "TO A BIGGER HOUSE" to someone but then actually tweeted that to all of his or her followers?

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Wario Kart 64 posted:

I'm not going to read this but it's an opinion a ton of people have. I haven't been to a pro-game but many people I know say they'd rather watch from home. The reason they give for why is that they don't like Heinz field. Maybe other stadiums are better. I've been to Pitt games at Heinz and I loved it so who knows

I did not have a great time at the Bears games I've gone to, but that is because the two Bears quarterbacks I have seen in person are Cade McNown and Jonathan Quinn.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The Incredible Ed posted:

For the sake of my own sanity, I always replace the word 'source' with 'horse in sports reporting. It makes things more entertaining.

Please find a way to cover the Kentucky Derby.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


It truly is amazing to me that Gruden is sitting in a dingy strip mall somewhere watching tape for 14 hours a day to explain to television viewers that "that guy, right there, that guy's a football player."

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Sounds like he's Embracing Debate.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Nothing of substance happened by Peter King

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Mel Mudkiper posted:

The point being... there are like 7 billion people on the earth. You can find literally someone who will represent or defend anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c97c_2x88iU

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am surprised the guy actually went ahead and said "Rick had it first on twitter." I feel like my basic human dignity would just make the words unable to form in my mouth after that poo poo.

Your mistake was assuming Stu Scott had basic human dignity. Boo-ya.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


JaMarcus Russell is insulted by that.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I don't care what boring players and coaches have to say about anything unless they're cutting promos on Sal Palantonio or Erin Andrews or screaming about crowning asses. When you click on a game recap on NFL.com, the first video they show you is always some dumb coach press conference where a stressed out old person just recites platitudes and the fact that anyone thinks anyone would ever want to watch that is another indictment of the NFL's self-serious bullshit.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Peter King is disappointed in the coffee situation in Syrian refugee facilities.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


how on earth can i enjoy football if i don't know a football player thanks his teammates and the lord jesus christ but plans to take it one game at a time

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


sports journalism dot org

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


MY UNCLE WAS DECAPITATED IN A COAL MINE

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT UNCLE WAS DEFENESTRATED BY PROTESTANT NOBLES PROTESTING THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I'm going to go to Miami and become Omar Kelly's jet-setting, football-reporting, hotter-taking, twitter aggrandizing rival Lance Powerboat

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Chichevache posted:

When that fails you've got an amazing porn career ahead of you, Lance. Btw, what's your first headline grabbing scoop?

Ryan Tannehill had better be good at football, for the money they pay him my column

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


TubeStank posted:

mike silva sucks



PFT Commenter is Real

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Not elite.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Until people started pointing it out, I had no idea they were different companies. I think one of them has actors on there that look 50% less basementy than the other sites'.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


PFT Commenter is, without any irony, the greatest sportswriter in America.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Four Falls of Buffalo is pretty good, but it is jarring as gently caress when Sideline Reporter O.J. Simpson comes out of loving nowhere talking about the Bills in archival footage.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



i unironically agree with omar kelly

sign naterob

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Mel Mudkiper posted:

I just found Jason Whitlock is going to have a show called All Takes Matter and its not a PFTcommenter joke

that's only what deadspin is calling it, the show is called speak for yourself

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Mel Mudkiper posted:

gently caress me

I know its Deadspin and all but you would think they would know making your joke title the actual headline of the article is bad form

Considering the fact that the only time anyone will notice anything that happens on this show is when they say something so dumb it ends up on Deadspin, I'm ok with calling it All Takes Matter.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


DON'T loving BOTHER ME DETECTIVE, I'VE GOT STACKING TO DO AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP AND TALK ABOUT MURDERS AND SEX CRIMES

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Ext. Patriot Place

A jogger is running by the Patriots' practice facility with a dog. The dog wriggles out of her leash. "C'mon, Sprinkles, not again," says the jogger. He runs over to where the dog is sniffing and looks up, horrified. The camera pans down to see what they are looking at. A sack full of footballs, some of which are deflated beyond recognition. He covers his mouth.
:doink:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. Both of these are Roger Goodell. These are their stories.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


NC-17 posted:

look at this guy's headlines:

Gorilla incident proves that we've become a nation of busybodies

So tired of hearing people whine about Cleveland sports miseries :stare:

Bureaucrats and lawyers trying to regulate Uber into submission -- and out of commission

Let Chief Wahoo opponents be offended on their own time, and leave the rest of us alone

Non-union teachers had almost won their freedom - and then Antonin Scalia died

lol that guy is like the volcanic vent in the bottom of the ocean of takes and that last one was perfectly timed

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


grantland rice angrily tweeting at german americans about victory cabbage

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


hemingway's twitter would have been an endless series of invitations to fisticuffs at an infinite number of Parisian Temeculas (Temeculae?)

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