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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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nsaP posted:

I didn't realize the thread was stuck on this...But of course I have some cam whore shots anyway. It was about 50 today so I went out to my favorite road to try an eye level gopro mount. This should count as a pic of me, gopro dong coming off my forehead and all.



In case someone is a pedantic rear end in a top hat(my favorite kind of rear end in a top hat) I have this one too. I scraped pegs a few times and was feelin pretty good today so I put it on the back for a bit of lean shots to end the ride right near home.



Since there was still snow in shaded places here:

:siren: You're bike in the winter :siren:

If you're fortunate enough to be in the southern hemisphere then substitute that for showing off the nice summer weather.

So the weather this weekend not only finally gave me a chance to catch up on my Steam backlog and sperg on the Biek wiki, I somehow won a thread I'd not looked at in weeks:



To cheer me up: :siren: Your bike at the beginning or end of your favourite road :siren: (the road to you/your significant other/your mom's house doesn't count unless they live at Laguna Seca)

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Monkey Wrangler posted:



The metal sculptures in the background are pretty geometric. Shot's bad, but I took this about five minutes after dropping my bike mid U-turn. Didn't give myself enough room to turn, fixated on the rapidly-approaching curb, and down I went. Luckily the handlebar, hard bag, and my ankle broke the fall, so there's only cosmetic damage on the bag. Was planning on practicing low-speed maneuvers this weekend anyway.

Next one:

:siren:Your bike next to a large piece of technology:siren:

Not a serious entry but in this pic of my bike:



you can see the white pillar on the right which contains one of the inlet trunks for my office, which currently has just over a terabit of bandwidth flowing through it. They probably won't let me move my bike into one of the machine rooms to take a more suitable picture though...

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Bucephalus posted:

Requesting a shot from inside or underneath the Arecibo dish.

Wouldn't underneath it be somewhere in Thailand?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Slavvy posted:

Booyah:



I spent an entire tank of gas on you CA.

:siren:Your bike in front of a waterfall.:siren:

Alternatively, if you live in a waterless wasteland:

:siren:Your bike in front of a landslide/rockfall.:siren:

Does a weir count as a waterfall?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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nsaP posted:

Water has to freefall. Weir is a low head dam, right? It just goes down an incline.

Water does freefall over a weir, just not very far (the one I was thinking of is built like a very, very wide staircase).

Thanks to the ice age (and the Industrial Revolution channelising almost all of our rivers and converting waterfalls into waterwheels) there are basically no waterfalls in civilised England. My nearest one is either North Yorkshire or Wales, both about a 500 mile round trip.

(Not that it matters, I've just realised that thanks to stupid non-powered-two-wheelers London is basically closed tomorrow so I'm not going anywhere :smith:)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Linedance posted:

The peanut gallery deems your tunnel Acceptable+ ;)

He clearly said "bike", not "scooter" :colbert:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Simkin posted:

Next one's going to be in the middle of a field of canola, just to screw with anyone that doesn't live in a flyover province/state.

I live in the middle of London and there's a field of rapeseed literally ten minutes walk from my house - there's probably farm equipment too, but it's down a muddy track on a steep hill which is sketchy enough on foot, there's no way I'm taking my bike down there.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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I could get really uncreative and put a rose on my bike or something (Britain doesn't really do official national emblems as such) but I work just around the corner from the Tower of London and I wonder how much I'd have to bribe a Beefeater to sit on my bike...

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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They're not official emblems though. I mean I've got a 1996 England shirt signed by Gazza in storage somewhere and that's as official an emblem of Her Majesty's United Kingdom as any of those things (God Save The Queen isn't even our official national anthem - even the motto on the Royal Crest is nicked!).

Oh poo poo, saying that (that any emblem of England/the UK is as official as any other) has given me the best idea. I need to find out how powerful my camera flash is and when traffic wardens go off-duty on the Romford Road...

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Orange Someone posted:

I got lucky then. I snapped the phot about an hour before that and was going to wait until I got home to upload it. But I was delivering some pasties to my sister, she was late and I had time to kill.

I had a different challenge in mind but I spotted the sign as I flew past and I liked the thought. Guess I'm lucky, I've got a Goon Gumpas, Goon Piper and Goonhavern within 30 miles.

If no-one gets it, or is close to getting it by Monday, I'll change it to something else.

If the delivery I'm waiting in for tomorrow turns up at a reasonable time I've got this one. Oh also you might need to accept a little enhancement because street name signs are really small and high up where this place is and I'll be parked massively illegally so, erm... well we'll see what happens.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Kaboom:



(click for huge)

Dudes seem unimpressed by my parking but I was in a bit of a rush, besides they ain't even got shoes.

Next one: :siren: YOUR BIKE WHERE ONLY BIKES CAN GO :siren:. You can be creative with this one, don't just chuck it in a motorcycle parking spot or down a narrow alleyway, find something with an interesting reason why only a bike can get there.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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I only set that as a challenge because (thanks to a crane blocking the entire street) that street on that day counted as a place basically you could only get a motorbike to, and even that was only after sweet-talking the banksman to let me ride across the site. Pedestrians couldn't even get there (well, not from the direction I came anyway), and it amused me to set a challenge that my photo also fulfilled so I could be perpetual and always winner.

So I'll change the challenge and recycle an old one that I thought was interesting, only making it a bit wider:

:siren: YOUR BIKE IN FRONT OF SOMETHING ICONIC FOR YOUR TOWN/STATE/COUNTRY :siren:

Doesn't have to be an official thing, just has to be something that people look at and instantly think of that place (so a red bus for London, a kangaroo for Australia, a drunken naked man for Florida, that sort of thing). If you have to explain it it's not iconic enough.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Bucephalus posted:

Excellent photos, beautiful building; I'm a sucker for Art Deco.

West London is sort of an Art Deco museum, not too far away on the A4 you've got Gillette Corner which has a nice little cluster of surviving Art Deco factories, and further up the A40 there's a bunch more which are slowly being demolished because they're not as well-known. Most of the Underground stations out that way, particularly on the Piccadilly and District lines, are lovely Art Deco pieces too. There's some crackers in the West End too (those that escaped the Luftwaffe and the 60s anyway).

I know this challenge is gone now but I sort of wanted to go the other way with it; I live in an area that has changed completely beyond recognition in the last 20 years, so a picture like this:



was taken somewhere that now looks like this:



(Slight liberty taken with location and the Street View wide-angle lenses kinda sell the Canary Wharf towers, among the tallest in Europe, pretty short, but you get the idea).

Maybe I'll go for it anyway as a general project, seems like as good a thing to photograph as any.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Assuming nothing fucks up today you've all got until lunchtime (BST) because I work on Brick Lane which is dumb graffiti central.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Linedance posted:

Leake Street, which goes under waterloo station. Basically it's a free graffiti zone, where anyone can paint whatever they like. There's also a car wash that all the cabbies use





(also, I think there may have been some pornography being filmed in that last shot)

Also, although it's more house art than street art, and because it's in my 'hood',


And since we've had stereotypes and independent coffee shops, like the Scooter Café seen here:


:siren:either a bike themed business, or local biker hangout, be it bar, restaurant, cafe, whatever.:siren:

So was it you who broke a fairly essential bit of kit in my office meaning I've not been able to get out and do this today? You win this round, but I will be avenged, Linedance.


Shimrod posted:

Holy poo poo that Futura looks awesome. Like a Lamborghini Aventador in bike form or something. I mean, I've seen it before, but that shot just makes it look awesome.

It is a seriously pretty bike, isn't it? Aprilia have been teasing a new version, based on the 1200 engine, for about as long as they've been making the 1200 engine. If it ever happens and is pretty as the old Mille-derived one I'm going to have to make some hard decisions...

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Stitecin posted:

I'll take it I guess.

Since I work in wine production: :siren:Your bike in front of a wine shop or wine bar.:siren: Bonus points for a super cliché name like Brix or The Winery; double bonus points if you go in and try something you've never heard of before like a white wine from Patrimonio in Corsica or Txakoli in Spain; triple bonus points if you can find Russian River Valley Chardonnay from Gallo and taste what grew around where I took that picture.

Aww man why couldn't this have been posted nearer the weekend? There's a wine bar called "Planet Of the Grapes" just opposite a bike shop I was going to visit this weekend.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Linedance posted:



Behold, Hammersmith Bridge!

It is a pretty bridge.

Now how about :siren: the tallest building you can find :siren:

Bonus points if it's a grain silo, and/or is so obviously the tallest building around.

Edit- imgur app has really turned to poo poo.

How close does it have to be? Because from the top of Observatory Hill in Greenwich you can get a pic of both the entire Canary Wharf complex and The Shard (with the City in there for added flavour) but I feel like it's cheating if the pic's taken from ~5 miles away.

(For that matter you can just about see The Shard from my company's car park but it's still over a mile away)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Linedance posted:

you can see The Shard from the platform at Chiswick Park Station on a clear day. If you can get a good shot of The Shard from the Observatory in Greenwich Park, that would be cool because it's a great vista. Company car park, nahhh.

Actually I might head for Parliament Hill in Hampstead if this is still up at the weekend, it's sort-of on the way to where I was going anyway and it's an even nicer vista.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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epalm posted:

"WEAK BRIDGE"?? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

The funny thing is the IRA did us a bit of a favour by trying to blow it up - the repair work to rectify the damage from the 1996 bomb showed it was in much worse condition than was previously assumed, which is why there's a stringent weight limit on it. If it weren't for the bomb there was a fair chance the thing might have just fell into the river of it's own accord.

(The IRA are pretty obsessed with that one bridge, possibly because it's a suspension bridge and so more vulnerable, but they've tried 3 times now, which seems like a lot of effort for a bridge that even most Londoners are only vaguely aware of)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Also looks like a centre stand to me, which on a dirt bike would be almost as strange as a wrong-side kick stand.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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If the weather wasn't going to be so lovely this weekend I'd ride down to Dover and take a pic looking over towards the heathen land of Frogs, possibly while flicking a v-sign at them.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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ArcticZombie posted:

4 hours and a tank of petrol later...



Special offer on lighthouses, BOGOF.



:siren:Your bike and a cathedral/other large religious building:siren:

There's a lighthouse just up the road from me. I live 50 miles inland. That would have been worth something, surely?

(Also I've got an old pic of my bike outside St. Pauls Cathedral but you can't really see the cathedral and I'm confined to quarters this weekend so I'll leave it to someone else.)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Fuuuuccckkk I went to a cold war nuclear bunker last weekend but couldn't park my bike anywhere near enough to get a shot of it with the entrance to the bunker (which just looks like a farmhouse anyway)

If I can get away tomorrow I've got a good one in mind though.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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This one works on multiple levels:



(click for unnecessarily huge)

Obviously, a couple of sailing boats - however they're actually from the 80s, when the area next to them - a 19th-century warehouse for the importation of tobacco (hence the gigantic walls to keep out the local scum) - was redeveloped to be an upscale shopping mall, which failed spectacularly, as did it's successor (a Calvin Klein outlet centre) and is now basically derelict although it's occasionally used for filming. It's really the epitome of the 80s redevelopment hubris, a scheme so insane that even the subsequent 90s/00s bubble wouldn't touch it.

Also the brown buildings visible on the left are the now-closed News International buildings, a double relic of the past, representing as they do the death of Fleet Street in the 80s and the subsequent near-death of print media in general in the 21st century (News International moving to much smaller offices just down the road because they have only an eighth the journalistic staff they had at their height).

Finally the canal you can see in the bottom left corner is the only remnant of the London Docks, built in 1799, closed in 1969 (after being basically derelict after being leveled by the Luftwaffe in World War 2) and filled in in the seventies to build new housing.

Switching the theme ip - new challenge is :siren:Your bike next to something very old that is still in use,:siren: bonus points if it's still doing what it was originally built for.

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goddamnedtwisto
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KARMA! posted:

:siren: Contrast! A cruiser on a trail, you completely dressed to the nines on a piece of poo poo, you get my drift. :siren:

So a picture of an Italian bike running, then?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Tanbo posted:



Finally one I can do, outside my the local Army Legion office.

Your bike next to your town's best kept secret. Use your imagination!


You bastard, beaten by 2 minutes. :negative:

Aww man I could have got a picture of my bike outside the nuclear shelter in my borough, it's just around the corner from my office. Also haven't we done the ice cream shop thing before?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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I've got a red light in a red-light district in mind but I think thanks to Crossrail works parking there will be impossible. If there's good weather on Friday I'll see what I can do (assuming the train crowd doesn't beat me to it)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Would this count as a pipe?



vvv Good enough for me.

As this picture is me passing back from Satan's own borne (south of the Thames) to civilisation as we know it (north of the Thames, even if it is only Thurrock) my challenge is :siren:YOUR BIKE AT THE BORDER:siren:.

Doesn't have to be a national frontier, use a bit of imagination. Bonus points if you can get more than one border into the shot.

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goddamnedtwisto
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Safety Dance posted:

All europeans live within minutes of a border with another country. Europe is weird like that.

(Mainland) Brits don't.

At least not until September.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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epalm posted:

Elaborate.

Referendum on Scottish independence.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Linedance posted:

I think the welsh border counts, because when you cross it all the signs are in some weird moon language.

Yeah but that counts for most of the M25 too. What the hell kind of place name is "Stoke Poges"?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Just want to say that I've only seen a handful of Shivers on the road and when I popped it in for service and new tyres last month this thing was also in for exactly the same thing, even the same tyres...



I know it doesn't count as it wasn't taken for the challenge but it was still freaky, given it's a random back street garage, and they're rare enough even at dealers

also I could have nailed the filtering one but the footage of me showing Devon bumpkins how we do it in That London is still on a memory card in my bag waiting for me to return to civilization.

e: Oops, that's quite a big image.

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 22:35 on May 16, 2014

goddamnedtwisto
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Pompous Rhombus posted:

Thanks, I wasn't using those tables anyways.

Pfft, you're not running fullscreen on an Imax cinema for your Forums Browsing Esperience? Pauper.

(Sorry about that, mobile posting (and the app auto-resizes images) so I didn't realise I'd uploaded the humungous 40-ish megapixel image rather than the more sensible one my phone also creates.)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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As I (and the majority of people on Earth) live in places where covered bridges are rare, if not non-existent, can we make the challenges a little less specific please?

At the very least, can we have a "or best local equivalent" general rule?

Otherwise next time I get to set a challenge I'm going to make it "Your bike next to a building over 500 years old" :colbert:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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OSU_Matthew posted:

Great Smokies pics!

Irrelevant now, but preferably national something or other (or foreign equivalent). Really any park signage woulda been fine too, so long as the headstamp is clearly visible :spergin:

Anything to get the game moving again...


I'll see about snagging a covered bridge tonight, but I really like that idea if no-one can get it after X days.

I was thinking that maybe we could change the rules a bit so it's an open-ended challenge lasting, say, two weeks - let as many people as want to/can do post pictures, allowing interpretation, with the poster of the challenge deciding which is best?

There's been a few challenges where the winner has been a bit boring while being technically correct, just because they posted first (and I'd include most of my wins on that) and where I'd quite liked to have seen other people's entries (the current one, for a start, and the "post your bike with a national emblem" type ones where there's a lot of room for interpretation and funny images).

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Two for the price of one here:



(Click for huge)

In the foreground - on the left cranes and on the right the gatehouse and sheds for the graving and shipbuilding yards, attached to the South Dock of the West India Docks and Blackwall Dock of the East India Docks on the Isle of Dogs respectively. Once the busiest and most important docks in the world, extensive "remodelling" courtesy of the Luftwaffe (the sheds on the right replaced ones destroyed by a single V2) and increasing containerisation led to their obsolescence and eventual closure in the 60s and 80s.

In the background - on the left, Pan Peninsula, one of the tallest residential buildings in the world, in the centre on on the right the Canary Wharf complex, which contains the 2nd, 6th and 7th tallest buildings in the UK (First, second and third tallest as of 2001), headquarters to a fair chunk of the world's financial industry, representing the fact that the entire economy not just of east London but the entire UK is now based entirely on building, mortgaging and renting ridiculously overpriced housing. :smith:

e: This is an interesting subject so I'm going to stick the same challenge on again:

:siren: Post a pic of your bike with something representative of the "big industry" in your area :siren:

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Sagebrush posted:

I also think it would be cool to change the format up a little bit and let multiple people complete it over a couple of weeks. Then it's more of a challenge to find the coolest $thing instead of just the first $thing, and it's more interesting because everyone gets to see things from all over the place.

The only disadvantage I can see is that it would make each round take longer, but the game's been going pretty slowly recently anyway.

I think it's up to Jim Silly-Balls to change the format though.

I was sort of thinking of an even bigger change too, based on an idea I saw years ago when I was more into photography - we set up a bike photos bingo card, and let people do whichever ones they feel like, obviously with the general intention of filling the card but with no particular pressure to do so. Obviously you set the challenges to be as open to creative interpretation (and as non regionally-specific) as possible, to let people have a bit of fun.

I think this would make a pretty good adjunct to, rather than replacement for, this game (especially when the thread gets a little bit quiet like it has been lately) - as the weather's looking lovely for tomorrow I might throw together a first draft and see what people think.

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url posted:

I like the game as it is

:ohdear:

Me too, I just wanted a backup for when the challenge is boring/impossible for me (there was a waterfall one and AFAICT the nearest waterfall to me is 500 miles away). I think talk of prizes beyond internet cred will make the game a lot less fun, personally (although I was willing to pony up for a gang tag or something for those that completed it).

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Bucephalus posted:

Welcome to the House of Nightmares!



Your challenge: :siren:Your bike next to an advertising sign/showroom for a car/motorcycle manufacturer that either is defunct, or is no longer imported to your country.:siren:

Give me a few months and I'll post a pic of my bike outside an Aprilia showroom :smithicide:

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If it weren't for the near-certainty of getting shot (or at least spoken to nastily by a policeman which is just as bad) while trying to get the pic I could get the last 4 challenges in one go (cobblestones on Addington Street from where you can see the Houses of Parliament, Westminster Abbey, and the Blue Plaque on 11 Millbank).

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