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Holy poo poo somebody finally told a good harambe joke
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Stevie Nicks And CNN, Ranked
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Does anyone remember a 911 article about how certain portions of the country were kinda happy 911 happened? Like conservatives pretending to give a poo poo about a city they hated even in the best of times
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Milo and POTUS posted:Does anyone remember a 911 article about how certain portions of the country were kinda happy 911 happened? Like conservatives pretending to give a poo poo about a city they hated even in the best of times Was it this one? https://www.theonion.com/country-music-stars-challenge-al-qaeda-with-patriotic-n-1819594646
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God I don't think so but it's really funny if they did it twice
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Making Amends: Freddy Krueger Is Making Up For His Violent Past By Showing Up In People’s Dreams To Help Them With Their Taxes It’s Officially Halloween! Frankenstein Is Chasing Grandma Around The House
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https://clickhole.com/phoning-it-in...cribed-a-goose/ “I’m a professor of theoretical madness at Dartmouth. I saw a duck as big as a goose. It laid an egg right in front of me. I ate the egg and it made me sick. Later, I went insane.”
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Clickhole isn't doing Halloween mode this year. Utter bullshit. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MALMOFqp6s original was apparently removed from youtubs, so above is a lo-res repost at least its still on their site in higher res: https://www.theonion.com/nauseatingly-precious-nyc-couples-to-walk-around-in-rai-1819595306
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Report: Here’s Sam Bankman-Fried’s Stupid Little Face Again
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Grok, Elon Musk’s AI Chatbot
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lol wow quote:The Onion: “Are you worried that Elon may abandon you like so many of his other projects?”
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This is probably the biggest mismatch of headline quality and article quality to date. Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
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I get that it's part of the joke that there's an ad between every sentence, but it's really annoying.
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KillHour posted:I get that it's part of the joke that there's an ad between every sentence, but it's really annoying. If so, my adblocker didn't get the joke: I didn't see a single one.
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Every State’s Favorite Part Of Taking A Shower With Your Girlfriend
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With my girlfriend? Those bastards!
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Olanphonia posted:With my girlfriend? Those bastards! shes a consummate professional
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Related: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
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Nostalgia Overload: Today’s Throwback Google Doodle Shows A Guy In 2013 Getting Usable Results From His Google Search Heads Up: A Man-Sized Millipede Just Came By Here Asking Questions About Your Personal Life
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1732108833453912473 https://www.theonion.com/every-word-besides-children-used-to-describe-palestin-1851071213
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SimonChris posted:https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1732108833453912473 Ah poo poo
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Oh hey. I have this: 
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An all timer. https://twitter.com/skyler_higley/status/1733203037043249617
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Leaving after the Kissinger one because he's going out on a high note.
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Child Instructed Not To Sit On Santa’s Colostomy Bag
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Ho, Ho, Ho, A Cabal Of Elite Pedophiles Is Trying To Kill Me! (audio) Original text version
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Man there's some real gold in there  He's gonna be missed
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Electric Phantasm posted:Man there's some real gold in there m glad they got to meet before it was too late 
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Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!
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