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One of those single headlines, nothing more. It still is the cleverest wordplay I know: Jurispudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality
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I found the tweet funny but I can see how people could get offended by it.
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Recent, but good. Boyfriend Forced to Express Secondhand Outrage
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Captain Mog posted:Has there ever been an Onion article that was just straight-up a true news story? It would be hysterical if they reported on something some crazy Republican guy said and it was 100% true. Another Bush one but far, far more prescient: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-on-north-korea-we-must-invade-iraq,11/
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Skeesix posted:Is this one sad Kevin's handiwork? Not sad enough to be Sad Kevin's handiwork. Just incredibly real.
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Sad Kevin is born to this world: http://www.theonion.com/articles/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-day,29588/
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HMS Boromir posted:Wooden Horse ending is canon
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In the describe the Onion article closest to your life, here we go: http://www.theonion.com/article/frustrated-man-doesnt-know-what-else-he-can-do-get-50921
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How can you miss the realest Onion article ever? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaidaE1ZxrI
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zoux posted:My favorite "Ask A" columns are, in order, Ask a Gutshot Policeman, Ask the Dauphin and ask an Elderly Black Woman as Written by a Sophomore Creative Writing Student My first "Ask A" was Ask A Navy Seal and I will always have a soft spot for that one.
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WickedHate posted:I hate the Onion's political stuff because it's always so funny to me and it makes me want to grab my apolitical friends and explain to them in detail why these things are funny.  Anyone who followed the 2008 election laughs like a demon at this, anyone else is just "huh?"
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Video is great, but the best part has to be Mecha-Guthrie
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HardDiskD posted:“It’s so unfair that Governor Bevin is being forced to keep something alive just because the law gives him no other option.” This is the best quote by far.
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Stephen Miller's letters on torture methods are classic Onion.
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Time-Traveling Hillary Clinton Warns Self To Do Everything In Exact Same Way https://politics.theonion.com/time-traveling-hillary-clinton-warns-self-to-do-everyth-1821196436
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https://www.theonion.com/gaywads-dorkwads-sign-historic-wad-accord-1819565037 Blast from the Clinton-era past
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