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Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.
I came here to post the "Jurisprudence Fetishist" headline too.

My favorite article, though:

Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths

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Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Brother Jonathan posted:

They also did a video about Vice President Biden: Newsroom: Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads. It is a different persona from the articles, but it is hilarious imagining him as an "international playboy." "Sensual. Powerful. Biden."

This gets even better because I just saw an Youtube ad this morning for Hennessy featuring Congressman Manny Pacquiao. :irony:

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.
I can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet. So many people fell for this on Facebook because they've never actually watched C-Span before:

http://www.theonion.com/video/proposed-classified-bill-will-defend-against-flesh,14175/

*the rest of this post is classified*

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Just in case anyone's not following the TVIV thread, there are two new Sex House episodes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FUggExQPJY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y37RMvwlhX8

Barehanded Brother has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Aug 17, 2012

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

I mean, I know the comic is satire and all, but it still doesn't stop me from getting angry at them.

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.
I loving love the Tim Duncan articles:

Citing Battle Of Agincourt, Tim Duncan Urges Lakers Not To Get Too Discouraged By Game 1 Loss

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.
That makes sense considering how much they love Tim Duncan:

http://www.theonion.com/search/?q=tim%20duncan&page=2

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Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Pryor on Fire posted:

My nephew was born after 9/11 is in the 8th grade now and doesn't get what "the big deal about 9/11 is" and calls computers with keyboards (non touchscreen devices) "computers for old people" and he's growing a mustache because apparently that's cool now.

Goddammit I feel old.

well to be fair I was in 8th grade when 9/11 actually happened and didn't see what the big deal was; I think it's just a case of 8th graders being universally lovely

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