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Laid Back Ant Colony Refers To Queen As 'Judy' Also: http://www.theonion.com/articles/we-gave-rex-to-a-nice-farm-family-vs-they-had-me-p,11544/ ALSO: http://www.theonion.com/articles/as-long-as-youre-smiling-nothing-can-get-you-down,21198/ They need to do more point-counterpoints The Chad Jihad has a new favorite as of 02:17 on Mar 15, 2012 |
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-gates-grants-self-18-dexterity-20-charisma,837/ It's hard for me to believe thats from 1997
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Reminds me of Obama's Hillbilly Half-Brother Threatening To Derail Campaign
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Admiral Bosch posted:The worst part about all the debate jokes is that they seem, to me at any rate, to have been pre-written. They expected Romney to bomb, and he didn't. It doesn't bode well. Though if it was pre-written, "Panicking Romney tries to fire debate moderator" works even better
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Area Family Has No Idea Where Dad Gets Shirts. Pretty much followed my thought process exactly
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Which Bing Bong Theory are you?
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...of SCIENCE! posted:This is a meme from like two years ago. And I enjoy it
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I'm going to cheat and put a paragraph from an AV Club article:quote:I like to imagine that Reed’s contributions to the songwriting process on “A World Without Heroes” were largely sarcastic, that he shot Simmons a big poo poo-eating grin and said, “Gee, Gene. You know what would be a swell lyric? ‘A world without heroes is like a world without sun.’ Deep, huh? That’s a real genius way for you to begin the centerpiece to your concept album; which is a great idea, incidentally. Who isn’t looking for a major artistic statement from you guys? And who better to sing a maudlin ballad about the need for heroes and dreams than a blood-and-flame-spewing 9-foot-tall rear end in a top hat notorious for not giving a gently caress about anything other than money and pussy? Who wouldn’t want to be lectured about responsibility by a man painted up to look a fearsome demon? Lumbering message songs always mean more when delivered by a grown man in Halloween make-up.”
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Fire-Ninja Inferno Becomes First Openly Gay Fatal Melee Fighter (video)
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CIA Admits Role In 1985 Coup To Oust David Lee Roth
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Kate Upton Is Engaged And You Played Game Of War For Nothing
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quote:"People are going to think I peed my pants," Renaldo said while standing outside a local 7-Eleven. "But I didn't pee my pants. I spilled my soda."
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