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StealThisAlias
Apr 5, 2007

\m/ Fear the lawnmower \m/
Single Bee Sends Gathering of Humans into Helpless Panic
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/single_bee_sends_gathering_of

Ho Ho Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321

Metal Council Convenes to Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365

Mavericks to Incorporate Machetes into Hack-A-Shaq Defense
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49358

FBI Seizes Massive Anthrax Stockpile
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35621

Man Dies After Secret, 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_dies_after_secret_4_year

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StealThisAlias
Apr 5, 2007

\m/ Fear the lawnmower \m/
This probably takes the cake for the most hosed up onion article: We Hope You Enjoyed Your Stay In The Room Our Daughter Died In!"


And to lighten things up a bit: Hurricane Sandy Victims Receive Roethlisberger’s Sexually Disturbing Thoughts And Prayers

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