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Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air The combination of the screaming, the mindless banter and the horrible medical CGI just gets me.
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Holy gently caress that article is 15 years old. 
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JoltSpree posted:gently caress Everything, We're Doing Five Blades is still my all-time favourite http://www.theonion.com/articles/bounty-officials-approve-third-ply,491/ Similarly, from waaay back in '98, and now 3-ply paper are regularly seen.
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quote:Long Wait For Big Toenail To Fall Off Nearly Over I'm not going to link it but DEAR GOD.
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ultrafilter posted:Give it time. Duck noooo! 
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Skeesix posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten,32401/ , but in a really appreciative way.
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Benne posted:Jaden Smith finally speaks his mind Well that's one way to end an article that had me smugly nodding along with it all the way through.
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They're really enjoying putting the boots in on After Earth.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm ashamed to admit that I forwarded this to one of my lady friends and she laughed at me. I laughed at the article because the idea of this common item becoming a household mystery. Its basically a less gross ped-egg since you just wash off the skin particles.  I'm not sure how you miss it while growing up though, I thought everyone had one. And yes, the last line was amazing.
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razorscooter posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/schedule-for-2013-san-diego-comiccon,33158/ Day 2: Something involving manga that is literally too sad to print Also grats on finally featuring bronies in your headline image, Onion! 
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Jul 19, 2013 02:14
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Ahahahah, that last line was me for basically the first half of Big Fish. 
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Uh oh. I just noticed Clickhole has a counter at the bottom that records how many times you've clicked on their site. I took it up to 100 and I got an achievement.
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New Clickventure and I already got a whole bunch of preteens killed in my bosses club.
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Roobanguy posted:“Sorry,” you say, looking off into the distance, “but I’m over you.” I also got this ending. Stone cold.
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Inferior posted:Sorry, Feminists, But If Discrimination Against Men Doesn’t Exist, Then How Come Eagles Keep Grabbing Me By My Penis And Pulling Me Into The Sky? That whole paragraph is amazing quote:Frankly, I’m sick and tired of SJWs insisting that sexism against men doesn’t exist while constantly ignoring the gender-based discrimination that eagles subject me to on a daily basis. Yesterday, I was driving to work when an eagle reached its legs through my sunroof, grabbed my penis in its claws, and pulled me into the sky through the roof of my car. Women’s rights militants always so conveniently overlook this, but my car then careened off the road and burst into flames while the eagle carried me to a nearby cathedral and swung me by my penis into the church bells in order to play Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bridge Over Troubled Water.”
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Thats still the best goddamn Mothers Day headline even if they did dust it off a little
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Welcome To Westworld! Can You Retrieve Your Wedding Ring From The Robot Prostitute You Lost It In? http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/welcome-westworld-can-you-retrieve-your-wedding-ri-7554
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